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and this aconitum fischeri ! ~ isn't it beautiful ?
( iris goes to peer at the label reading ' wolfsbane / monkshood ' but agatha pulls her back . )
this contains aconitine , a famously lethal toxin — it can cause numbness , paralysis and respiratory failure .
( iris goes to peer at the label reading ' wolfsbane / monkshood ' but agatha pulls her back . )
this contains aconitine , a famously lethal toxin — it can cause numbness , paralysis and respiratory failure .
October 25, 2026 at 2:32 PM
and this aconitum fischeri ! ~ isn't it beautiful ?
( iris goes to peer at the label reading ' wolfsbane / monkshood ' but agatha pulls her back . )
this contains aconitine , a famously lethal toxin — it can cause numbness , paralysis and respiratory failure .
( iris goes to peer at the label reading ' wolfsbane / monkshood ' but agatha pulls her back . )
this contains aconitine , a famously lethal toxin — it can cause numbness , paralysis and respiratory failure .
au contraire , madamoiselle — observe this one for example !
( agatha gestures iris over to the innocent bell - like flowers . the label reads ' lily of the valley ' . )
eating its flowers or berries can cause blurry vision , severe vomiting or a low heart rate !
( agatha gestures iris over to the innocent bell - like flowers . the label reads ' lily of the valley ' . )
eating its flowers or berries can cause blurry vision , severe vomiting or a low heart rate !
October 25, 2026 at 2:32 PM
au contraire , madamoiselle — observe this one for example !
( agatha gestures iris over to the innocent bell - like flowers . the label reads ' lily of the valley ' . )
eating its flowers or berries can cause blurry vision , severe vomiting or a low heart rate !
( agatha gestures iris over to the innocent bell - like flowers . the label reads ' lily of the valley ' . )
eating its flowers or berries can cause blurry vision , severe vomiting or a low heart rate !
' flu - like symptoms ' is a rather broad spectrum unfortunately , monsieur . it can be anything from a bacterial infection to viral infections — many can be infectious and life - threatening .
( agatha doesn't mince her words , but it came with her background as a volunteer nurse . )
( agatha doesn't mince her words , but it came with her background as a volunteer nurse . )
October 25, 2026 at 2:19 PM
' flu - like symptoms ' is a rather broad spectrum unfortunately , monsieur . it can be anything from a bacterial infection to viral infections — many can be infectious and life - threatening .
( agatha doesn't mince her words , but it came with her background as a volunteer nurse . )
( agatha doesn't mince her words , but it came with her background as a volunteer nurse . )
( it's just the corpse there again . it is ... frightfully real . even smells of fresh blood . wait a minute , why is she warm ? oh god there's blood everywhere that is a REAL BODY —— )
October 24, 2026 at 5:17 AM
( it's just the corpse there again . it is ... frightfully real . even smells of fresh blood . wait a minute , why is she warm ? oh god there's blood everywhere that is a REAL BODY —— )
agatha saw a cockroach . naturally , she set off multiple bombs throughout chaldea to ensure they were dealt with .
( she tried setting them off last week , but someone seemed to have intervened ... but now the cockroaches are all dealt with ! )
( she tried setting them off last week , but someone seemed to have intervened ... but now the cockroaches are all dealt with ! )
October 24, 2026 at 4:39 AM
agatha saw a cockroach . naturally , she set off multiple bombs throughout chaldea to ensure they were dealt with .
( she tried setting them off last week , but someone seemed to have intervened ... but now the cockroaches are all dealt with ! )
( she tried setting them off last week , but someone seemed to have intervened ... but now the cockroaches are all dealt with ! )
agatha made sure nobody was in the vicinity of the explosions !
October 24, 2026 at 4:25 AM
agatha made sure nobody was in the vicinity of the explosions !
agatha found a cockroach in one of her rooms . naturally , there's been several bombs placed throughout chaldea to combat the problem ! if you happen to hear any beeping , be sure to vacate the area immediately .
October 22, 2026 at 10:19 AM
agatha found a cockroach in one of her rooms . naturally , there's been several bombs placed throughout chaldea to combat the problem ! if you happen to hear any beeping , be sure to vacate the area immediately .
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pretender - class ( ? )
servant ( ? ) known
only as ————
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pretender - class ( ? )
servant ( ? ) known
only as ————
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#FGORP #MVRP
#FATERP #OCRP
#MAJOTAISENRP
October 22, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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pretender - class ( ? )
servant ( ? ) known
only as ————
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#FGORP #MVRP
#FATERP #OCRP
#MAJOTAISENRP
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pretender - class ( ? )
servant ( ? ) known
only as ————
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#FGORP #MVRP
#FATERP #OCRP
#MAJOTAISENRP
agatha can promise you she'll leave you be for a day or two , monsieur zander —— her little gray cells are itching to write after our encounters ~
October 19, 2026 at 1:34 AM
agatha can promise you she'll leave you be for a day or two , monsieur zander —— her little gray cells are itching to write after our encounters ~
October 18, 2026 at 11:53 PM
( still plenty of mysteries left to solve about agatha —— just the way she likes it —— but for now ... she's going to relax . )
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October 18, 2026 at 6:33 AM
( still plenty of mysteries left to solve about agatha —— just the way she likes it —— but for now ... she's going to relax . )
#𝐒𝐄𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘
#𝐒𝐄𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘
"𝘐 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘮𝘢𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵—𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦."
( she sips her tea , sighing fondly . )
is a frenchman a canadian ? a caribbean person ? agatha knows that when one clings to ideas , they lose the plot ~
( she sips her tea , sighing fondly . )
is a frenchman a canadian ? a caribbean person ? agatha knows that when one clings to ideas , they lose the plot ~
October 18, 2026 at 6:09 AM
"𝘐 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘮𝘢𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵—𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦."
( she sips her tea , sighing fondly . )
is a frenchman a canadian ? a caribbean person ? agatha knows that when one clings to ideas , they lose the plot ~
( she sips her tea , sighing fondly . )
is a frenchman a canadian ? a caribbean person ? agatha knows that when one clings to ideas , they lose the plot ~
( she's been found stabbed with ' ZANDER ' written in blood ! )
October 18, 2026 at 3:56 AM
( she's been found stabbed with ' ZANDER ' written in blood ! )
and the monsieur is correct , such kindness is sadly hard to find —— still , these people are truly fortunate to have one such as yourself to look out for them .
October 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
and the monsieur is correct , such kindness is sadly hard to find —— still , these people are truly fortunate to have one such as yourself to look out for them .
as for what agatha is ... that's a question not even agatha can answer yet , monsieur .
( a pause . then a stifled laugh . )
still , such mysteries are what keep this old woman getting up each morning , monsieur . and speaking of mysteries , she has one to reread ——— au revoir ~
( a pause . then a stifled laugh . )
still , such mysteries are what keep this old woman getting up each morning , monsieur . and speaking of mysteries , she has one to reread ——— au revoir ~
October 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
as for what agatha is ... that's a question not even agatha can answer yet , monsieur .
( a pause . then a stifled laugh . )
still , such mysteries are what keep this old woman getting up each morning , monsieur . and speaking of mysteries , she has one to reread ——— au revoir ~
( a pause . then a stifled laugh . )
still , such mysteries are what keep this old woman getting up each morning , monsieur . and speaking of mysteries , she has one to reread ——— au revoir ~
( and she's at least 36 — technically — not to mention a mother . still too young for her . unless ... )
perhaps that is the ' tsundere ' approach agatha hears talk of in more modern media ~
perhaps that is the ' tsundere ' approach agatha hears talk of in more modern media ~
October 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
( and she's at least 36 — technically — not to mention a mother . still too young for her . unless ... )
perhaps that is the ' tsundere ' approach agatha hears talk of in more modern media ~
perhaps that is the ' tsundere ' approach agatha hears talk of in more modern media ~
agatha always finds the villains far more charming than the heroes .
( sigh —— )
though she will readily admit his motivations certainly felt disappointingly watered down ... sir conan doyle was a brilliant writer but not without flaws like us all .
( sigh —— )
though she will readily admit his motivations certainly felt disappointingly watered down ... sir conan doyle was a brilliant writer but not without flaws like us all .
October 16, 2026 at 9:55 PM
agatha always finds the villains far more charming than the heroes .
( sigh —— )
though she will readily admit his motivations certainly felt disappointingly watered down ... sir conan doyle was a brilliant writer but not without flaws like us all .
( sigh —— )
though she will readily admit his motivations certainly felt disappointingly watered down ... sir conan doyle was a brilliant writer but not without flaws like us all .
( documenting all of this in a leather bound book like she's getting more out of him than a police interrogation ever could . )
October 16, 2026 at 8:48 PM
( documenting all of this in a leather bound book like she's getting more out of him than a police interrogation ever could . )