Nikhil Joglekar
@nbj.bsky.social
Proud Papa to a lovely little human and two very good pups. Husband to a smart person but how smart can they really be if they picked me?
Twin Cities resident, a neighbor called my child a skin baby, geese are jerks, I'm back to loving punk rock 🙌
Twin Cities resident, a neighbor called my child a skin baby, geese are jerks, I'm back to loving punk rock 🙌
you've gotta challenge them for territory...swerving away is the weak game theoretic move
May 25, 2026 at 1:10 AM
you've gotta challenge them for territory...swerving away is the weak game theoretic move
Can we pass a bill next session where every congressperson who voted for this bill needs to consume any pollution caused by mining?
April 17, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Can we pass a bill next session where every congressperson who voted for this bill needs to consume any pollution caused by mining?
We thinking it'll be a Taco Tuesday deal, or War Crime Wednesday?
April 6, 2026 at 1:44 PM
We thinking it'll be a Taco Tuesday deal, or War Crime Wednesday?
seems like a gem of a human
March 25, 2026 at 2:25 AM
seems like a gem of a human
wait - is that a double negative? what's clear is he gargles hand sanitizer
March 20, 2026 at 2:40 AM
wait - is that a double negative? what's clear is he gargles hand sanitizer
He's a size 8.5 and rounds up to 9 to be a big boy. Funny thing is, he swims in them like little Marco does those Florsheims
March 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
He's a size 8.5 and rounds up to 9 to be a big boy. Funny thing is, he swims in them like little Marco does those Florsheims
took me a second - this is because of the shutdown, yeah? because these days, with these decisionmakers, it could have been on a whim...
February 22, 2026 at 1:15 PM
took me a second - this is because of the shutdown, yeah? because these days, with these decisionmakers, it could have been on a whim...
It seems like you have two phenomenal options here. I had a friend who was principal of L'Etoile Du Nord and it's amazing. I have a few friends whose kids attend the Obama Montessori and their kids are thriving. This doesn't help you make your decision, but no matter what, you’re good?
February 16, 2026 at 3:52 AM
It seems like you have two phenomenal options here. I had a friend who was principal of L'Etoile Du Nord and it's amazing. I have a few friends whose kids attend the Obama Montessori and their kids are thriving. This doesn't help you make your decision, but no matter what, you’re good?
"pleaaaassseeeeeee somebody love meeeeeeee" - what a tool
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
"pleaaaassseeeeeee somebody love meeeeeeee" - what a tool
were like 5 people wailing on the person then an ICE agent just starts shooting them?!?!!
January 24, 2026 at 3:47 PM
were like 5 people wailing on the person then an ICE agent just starts shooting them?!?!!
"but please don't take away my grindr acct"
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 PM
"but please don't take away my grindr acct"