NegativeTorsion
@negativetorsion.bsky.social
I grow giant plants purely by accident because I like my house like the tropics. I have Giant African Millipedes but they are giant by design so not my fault. And now I've typed 'giant' so many times it doesn't look like a real word anymore. GIANT.
PIEFACE gets the chop!
September 2, 2026 at 1:31 PM
PIEFACE gets the chop!
If you buy your 16 year old or under child a motorised scooter or bike, or allow them to be given one, you are a bam and your child is a ned. And if you also allow them to wear a balaclava, your child is a criminal and you don't care.
July 23, 2026 at 2:38 PM
If you buy your 16 year old or under child a motorised scooter or bike, or allow them to be given one, you are a bam and your child is a ned. And if you also allow them to wear a balaclava, your child is a criminal and you don't care.
Suddenly remembered when I met an old friend after 20 years of him living in London, and on the way to my flat to catch up he insisted on going into this church where he loudly started singing opera because "The acoustics were just too good." There were people praying in it.
July 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Suddenly remembered when I met an old friend after 20 years of him living in London, and on the way to my flat to catch up he insisted on going into this church where he loudly started singing opera because "The acoustics were just too good." There were people praying in it.
Three of my giant #plants over 5 years. @plantsky.bsky.social
June 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Three of my giant #plants over 5 years. @plantsky.bsky.social
Looking to adopt a gorgeous cat? Please share this with anyone who wants a beautiful Perseus! He needs a loving, time giving home to keep his coat looking superb. He's so affectionate and deserves a forever home. ♥️
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youtube.com/shorts/8eDWx...
😻ADOPT PERSEUS!😻email [email protected] #adoptdontshop#adoptme#cat #persiancat#persian#cutecat
YouTube video by I Grow Giants
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May 22, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Looking to adopt a gorgeous cat? Please share this with anyone who wants a beautiful Perseus! He needs a loving, time giving home to keep his coat looking superb. He's so affectionate and deserves a forever home. ♥️
youtube.com/shorts/8eDWx...
youtube.com/shorts/8eDWx...
So the ending of The Boys was just the ending of Angel except shit? I expected something...unexpected. Great shows shouldn't end on such a low. Meh.
May 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM
So the ending of The Boys was just the ending of Angel except shit? I expected something...unexpected. Great shows shouldn't end on such a low. Meh.
Hope everyone voted today! Coz if you don't vote, you don't get to complain! Have a great day folks! 💚💚
May 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Hope everyone voted today! Coz if you don't vote, you don't get to complain! Have a great day folks! 💚💚
TOOTENBUTT wakes up every day and chooses violence.
April 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
TOOTENBUTT wakes up every day and chooses violence.
Just watched Inside The Manosphere and it went exactly as I thought it would. Loud mouthed men on social media but as soon as their mothers/partners walk in the room, absolute fear in their eyes and conciliatory tones. No wonder their followers are all 12yo boys. 😂
March 15, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Just watched Inside The Manosphere and it went exactly as I thought it would. Loud mouthed men on social media but as soon as their mothers/partners walk in the room, absolute fear in their eyes and conciliatory tones. No wonder their followers are all 12yo boys. 😂
Tired of hearing my generation complain about gen z and a. I'm taking my old cat to the vet today and guess who were the people asking if I needed help with the cat pram up and down stairs and onto the train? Gen Z and Gen A. Maybe the problem is you're just a miserable looking cunt?
February 17, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Tired of hearing my generation complain about gen z and a. I'm taking my old cat to the vet today and guess who were the people asking if I needed help with the cat pram up and down stairs and onto the train? Gen Z and Gen A. Maybe the problem is you're just a miserable looking cunt?
Repotting my giant Boston, Sideshow Fern. Here's hoping this 40 litre pot will last him a few years coz I don't want to do this again. #plantsky
February 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Repotting my giant Boston, Sideshow Fern. Here's hoping this 40 litre pot will last him a few years coz I don't want to do this again. #plantsky
Old Man Pecan saw his 20th Christmas in 2025! ♥️#catsofbluesky
January 20, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Old Man Pecan saw his 20th Christmas in 2025! ♥️#catsofbluesky
Scottish winter sun is gorgeous.
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Scottish winter sun is gorgeous.
Found out last week that Old Man Pecan has hyperthyroidism. He turned 20 last month so he's made it far without medical issues. But with medicine and new high fat food, he's on the mend! Got a few more years left in my old man! Have some pink nose and toes to celebrate. ♥️
April 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Found out last week that Old Man Pecan has hyperthyroidism. He turned 20 last month so he's made it far without medical issues. But with medicine and new high fat food, he's on the mend! Got a few more years left in my old man! Have some pink nose and toes to celebrate. ♥️
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April 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Philo Pilo has thrips and Pinkie lives in some sort of symbiotic life with spider mites so here we go!
April 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Philo Pilo has thrips and Pinkie lives in some sort of symbiotic life with spider mites so here we go!
Just a little reminder for my #plant people at this time of year. Please remember that 90% of cut flowers that people may buy you in the coming months are full of the plant pests that we spend our time and money trying to keep out of our homes! As pretty as they are, keep them in another room! 🪴♥️
April 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Just a little reminder for my #plant people at this time of year. Please remember that 90% of cut flowers that people may buy you in the coming months are full of the plant pests that we spend our time and money trying to keep out of our homes! As pretty as they are, keep them in another room! 🪴♥️
My tummy is rumbling...
April 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
My tummy is rumbling...
Point 1. Do not get norovirus. Even 3 days after I stopped being sick I still feel like I'm made of glass.
Point 2. I just got a Samsung washing machine and I keep having to get up and check it's still working because it's actually quieter than silence.
Point 2. I just got a Samsung washing machine and I keep having to get up and check it's still working because it's actually quieter than silence.
March 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Point 1. Do not get norovirus. Even 3 days after I stopped being sick I still feel like I'm made of glass.
Point 2. I just got a Samsung washing machine and I keep having to get up and check it's still working because it's actually quieter than silence.
Point 2. I just got a Samsung washing machine and I keep having to get up and check it's still working because it's actually quieter than silence.
I was in the company of about a dozen people today and the only one who wished me a Happy International Woman's Day was my 🔌. He had also bought 6 large bars of chocolate and 6 small bunches of flowers for the women he met that day. I live in a weird timeline.
March 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I was in the company of about a dozen people today and the only one who wished me a Happy International Woman's Day was my 🔌. He had also bought 6 large bars of chocolate and 6 small bunches of flowers for the women he met that day. I live in a weird timeline.
First date tip: Ask them to show their favourite video online. The majority will be ok. Some will introduce you to something new. And some will show you a woman being stoned to death in a foreign country. Jus' sayin'...🚩
March 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
First date tip: Ask them to show their favourite video online. The majority will be ok. Some will introduce you to something new. And some will show you a woman being stoned to death in a foreign country. Jus' sayin'...🚩