I have always always wanted to be able to wear pants like this and look good, but it always looks like a frumpy mess. I have bamboozled myself multiple times with this and I’m afraid I might be on the edge of doing it again 🤪
September 30, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I have always always wanted to be able to wear pants like this and look good, but it always looks like a frumpy mess. I have bamboozled myself multiple times with this and I’m afraid I might be on the edge of doing it again 🤪
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I have blamed
The agents
That hacked
Your website
And which
You probably
Reasonably thought
I controlled
Forgive me
I am rich
And unaccustomed
To taking responsibility
The agents
That hacked
Your website
And which
You probably
Reasonably thought
I controlled
Forgive me
I am rich
And unaccustomed
To taking responsibility
September 25, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I have blamed
The agents
That hacked
Your website
And which
You probably
Reasonably thought
I controlled
Forgive me
I am rich
And unaccustomed
To taking responsibility
The agents
That hacked
Your website
And which
You probably
Reasonably thought
I controlled
Forgive me
I am rich
And unaccustomed
To taking responsibility
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Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
September 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
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Me when I log into award winning mmo final fantasy fourteen for the past several months, and for the foreseeable future 🙃
Gotta share this with the audio version
September 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Me when I log into award winning mmo final fantasy fourteen for the past several months, and for the foreseeable future 🙃
I don’t need a wool cowl I don’t need a cool fantasy but still somewhat wearable cowl I don’t need
September 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I don’t need a wool cowl I don’t need a cool fantasy but still somewhat wearable cowl I don’t need
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which fighting game player are you
September 6, 2026 at 6:41 PM
which fighting game player are you
For a couple weekends I’ve been rewatching the Star Wars prequels while I do chores around the house. Even though admittedly I’m not paying complete attention, I’m finding that they are in fact just as cringe as I thought when they first came out 😆
August 23, 2026 at 10:19 PM
For a couple weekends I’ve been rewatching the Star Wars prequels while I do chores around the house. Even though admittedly I’m not paying complete attention, I’m finding that they are in fact just as cringe as I thought when they first came out 😆
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UBE GOUDA HO HO HO
August 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
UBE GOUDA HO HO HO
Love 2 waste money being a dummy
August 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Love 2 waste money being a dummy
Whoever decided to change the music in my local Walgreens to country, I just wanna talk
August 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Whoever decided to change the music in my local Walgreens to country, I just wanna talk
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opening the door and immediately doing the encumbered walk
Went outside and started dodge rolling like I was in a lava level
July 2, 2026 at 9:27 PM
opening the door and immediately doing the encumbered walk
An almost empty office and yet not only is there someone sitting near me but they are a Sniffler
a dog laying on a blanket with the words sniff sniff smells like thursday ..
ALT: a dog laying on a blanket with the words sniff sniff smells like thursday ..
media.tenor.com
July 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
An almost empty office and yet not only is there someone sitting near me but they are a Sniffler
I have so many non work things to do, and so many work things to do and ahhhhhhh
a group of cartoon ducks are standing next to each other in a canyon .
Alt: Three psyduck pokemon holding their heads and screaming
media.tenor.com
June 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I have so many non work things to do, and so many work things to do and ahhhhhhh
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I’ve used up all but 2 days of my paid sick leave for the whole year and it’s only June! Hooray! I love it here!
June 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I’ve used up all but 2 days of my paid sick leave for the whole year and it’s only June! Hooray! I love it here!
New type of sensory hell unlocked: in stop and go traffic in the tunnel, next to a car that’s blasting bass heavy music, in a bus where the ac halfway doesn’t work and when it does work it sounds likelike standing next to a jet engine
May 28, 2026 at 1:49 PM
New type of sensory hell unlocked: in stop and go traffic in the tunnel, next to a car that’s blasting bass heavy music, in a bus where the ac halfway doesn’t work and when it does work it sounds likelike standing next to a jet engine
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telling someone from Jersey they have a dirty mouth is the funniest shit in the world like baby that’s our official language, our culture, the foundation upon which this great land was built, go back to the führerbunker Pollyanna you’re in way above your head 💅
Fox reporter to protester: You have a dirty mouth
Protester: You are a Nazi bitch
Protester: You are a Nazi bitch
May 27, 2026 at 1:54 AM
telling someone from Jersey they have a dirty mouth is the funniest shit in the world like baby that’s our official language, our culture, the foundation upon which this great land was built, go back to the führerbunker Pollyanna you’re in way above your head 💅
I hope feral cats eat every single one of the song birds screaming outside my windows rn. It’s 3:30am and it’s fully dark out, shut up and go back to sleep wtf
May 23, 2026 at 7:36 AM
I hope feral cats eat every single one of the song birds screaming outside my windows rn. It’s 3:30am and it’s fully dark out, shut up and go back to sleep wtf
Experts are questioning why today is not Thursday, or even Friday 🙃
May 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Experts are questioning why today is not Thursday, or even Friday 🙃
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Yoshi p I demand a raven mount
Okay but like
We got a world tree (yggdrasil), Norwegian forest cat dwarves, squirrel calyx (ratatoskr), the cold, one eyed au ra (odin), that one building design that looks exactly like stave wooden churches in Norway, and so much more??
We are so going into Nordic inspiration
We got a world tree (yggdrasil), Norwegian forest cat dwarves, squirrel calyx (ratatoskr), the cold, one eyed au ra (odin), that one building design that looks exactly like stave wooden churches in Norway, and so much more??
We are so going into Nordic inspiration
April 25, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Yoshi p I demand a raven mount
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Love how they are putting Estinien in these trailers, like "thanks for checking in, he is still there"
April 24, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Love how they are putting Estinien in these trailers, like "thanks for checking in, he is still there"
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just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down
April 21, 2026 at 11:07 PM
just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down