Don’t give yourself piles my fine friend. If it’s that bad go to the gosh darn pharmacist.
August 25, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Don’t give yourself piles my fine friend. If it’s that bad go to the gosh darn pharmacist.
But couldn’t get motivated right?
August 11, 2026 at 9:00 AM
But couldn’t get motivated right?
“Alleged cancellation of alleged unannounced unreleased product still in early development significantly impacts share prospects” sure whatever u say analyst guy keep earning those big bucks
August 11, 2026 at 8:59 AM
“Alleged cancellation of alleged unannounced unreleased product still in early development significantly impacts share prospects” sure whatever u say analyst guy keep earning those big bucks
I think the fake sun landings were in fact real
July 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I think the fake sun landings were in fact real
Oh my my goodness that’s wonderful news. See you there Scott.
June 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Oh my my goodness that’s wonderful news. See you there Scott.
No it wasn’t, it was the Muppets at the O2
April 7, 2026 at 7:35 AM
No it wasn’t, it was the Muppets at the O2
Still have my childhood toy of this as well as the mini version - they proudly on my shelf next to various other craft
March 30, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Still have my childhood toy of this as well as the mini version - they proudly on my shelf next to various other craft
Still have it! Sits pride of place on my shelf with the matchbox size version
March 30, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Still have it! Sits pride of place on my shelf with the matchbox size version
Surely it’s trousers that need to fit. If they did fit they could put up scaffolding commando style and we would be none the wiser
March 20, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Surely it’s trousers that need to fit. If they did fit they could put up scaffolding commando style and we would be none the wiser
Yes but it does have a poor bottled lager selection
March 14, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Yes but it does have a poor bottled lager selection
Ha you are thinking of Newtonian Mastubationics
February 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Ha you are thinking of Newtonian Mastubationics
Ah I see other people have made the same joke, surprise surprise. Damn. Time to put Einstein’s theories to the test to cheer myself up.
February 18, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Ah I see other people have made the same joke, surprise surprise. Damn. Time to put Einstein’s theories to the test to cheer myself up.
Special Masturbation at 12 yes, but General Masturbation not discovered until he was 15. Perhaps the greatest thought experiment in the history of mankind.
February 18, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Special Masturbation at 12 yes, but General Masturbation not discovered until he was 15. Perhaps the greatest thought experiment in the history of mankind.
Ok team are we going to split this up and work out where this Fesser is? I’ll take Belgium and Vatican City
January 16, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Ok team are we going to split this up and work out where this Fesser is? I’ll take Belgium and Vatican City
Hello Merlin in order to make you jealous / show off here is a picture of me graduating from Butterfield Unibesity (correct spelling). And that’s not all! (Actually it is)
January 13, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Hello Merlin in order to make you jealous / show off here is a picture of me graduating from Butterfield Unibesity (correct spelling). And that’s not all! (Actually it is)
1 Scart for each child and one to be buried with
January 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
1 Scart for each child and one to be buried with
I've got the spokesman here for an infinite number of monkeys who says you're wrong (also says can I have a banana)
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I've got the spokesman here for an infinite number of monkeys who says you're wrong (also says can I have a banana)
The repair shop could take the antiques roadshow in a fight
September 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The repair shop could take the antiques roadshow in a fight
Just do what I do and buy some shot glasses for the job
August 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Just do what I do and buy some shot glasses for the job
14/10 amazing - the only rating system for Moose’s posts needs to follow the @dogrates.bsky.social system. No score below 11/10
June 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
14/10 amazing - the only rating system for Moose’s posts needs to follow the @dogrates.bsky.social system. No score below 11/10
That's the very building where Harry will be studying classics in October!
June 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
That's the very building where Harry will be studying classics in October!
My Mum's cleaner is Lena the cleaner
May 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My Mum's cleaner is Lena the cleaner
Jane is just pleased you are embracing Lancashire-sourced snacks
May 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Jane is just pleased you are embracing Lancashire-sourced snacks