im the funnyman. im the funny man

when i have a kid gonna name em max and gonna have em wear a little hat, call em max with a hat haha. it's gender nobinary right

see if i ever get into streaming i'd want to do what i'm good at, which is slay the spire 2, which is bad news because when i play slay the spire 2 i just mumble to myself like an old man sifting through grain for the perfect (googles "single pieces of grain name") kernel

friend holding a gun in a world thats been taken over by shapeshifters: how do I know you're real. say something only the real York would say
me: okay. what if there were two guys on the moon and-
friend: 💥💥💥💥💥💥