jerm
banner
neonowl.net
jerm
@neonowl.net
Independent writer, thinker, and parent.
Pinned
jerm @neonowl.net · Aug 27
HTTPS://www.twitter.now
HTTPS://www.twitter.now
August 27, 2026 at 8:02 PM
SO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING WAS A BONDING SESH AMONG EEL EATERS
It's Thanksgiving! Are you getting your eels ready? It's tradition!

The 1st Thanksgiving included a big table full of eels. And it's fitting. Tisquantum brought eels to the starving pilgrims that spring to celebrate their new treaty w/ the local Wampanoag tribe. 1/5
🗃️🧪
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m just trying to live in true alignment with the cosmos here

I mean SHEESH
December 20, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I am a Neanderthal

Don’t call me white no more

That word is only a color

It ain’t right no more
November 10, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Reposted by jerm
Punching the air in the break room, so nobody asks me to come back from lunch early.
October 2, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I’m from South Florida and I approve this message.
October 2, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Staying in bed til payday is such a 2007 recession thing to do
September 28, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Reposted by jerm
Likes and reposts are free, you stingy mfs.
September 27, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Reposted by jerm
*ʷᵉᵃᵖᵒⁿᶦᶻᵉᵈ ᵃᵘᵗᶦˢᵐ ᶦⁿᵗᵉⁿˢᶦᶠᶦᵉˢ*
September 26, 2024 at 3:33 PM
I am
Building shrines
To my past lives
Years old
September 25, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Rival film festivals

United by corporate sponsors
September 21, 2024 at 11:46 PM
LFG
September 17, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Pardon me, where’s my sports toilet, sir?
September 9, 2024 at 5:21 PM
It’s pretty cool that you can be a novelist

Yet there is no such thing as novel ism
September 2, 2024 at 5:40 AM