Congrats to Erika Kirk for being accepted into the rhythm nation.
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Living yet another day while regretting my vote for @johnfetterman.com What the hell happened to you?? Slime!
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All credit to a random shitposter on faux news website. "Donald Trump is like the anti-christ if the role was written by Mel Brooks." Spot on.

Trucking rates through the roof. Carriers that I could count on to move multiple loads per week are giving freight back. Drivers have had their CDL's yanked or too scared to work. Even the big mills are struggling with freight. No relief in sight. Buyers grabbing what they can at current prices

My great great grandfather built a railroad empire. He came from nothing, $3 in his pocket when he arrived but with simple determination and a firm decision not to buy avacado toast he became a billionaire. His heirs squandered it all within two generations on pre cooked chicken and scratch offs.

FBI background checks which usually take 3-7 days are now taking a month to process. I‘m sure somehow this is all Bidens fault.

Perry South. Ellzey Street. Caller said that they may have found a body off in the brush. Upon inspection, PD discovered a beheaded sex doll.

Tonight’s candlelit dinner of pouch tuna, potato chips, and slightly warm Diet Coke brought to you by violent storms and the inept power company.

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

News is wrapped up in tiktok coverage meanwhile Capital One misplaced a few million direct deposits.