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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld
@newfatmike.bsky.social
Arachno-simpicalist, scrumrade, design dingus & manufacturing maniac
fascists losing their fucking MINDS after discovering latin has 50+ pronouns
September 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I regret to inform you that “chat” is more gender inclusive than “you guys” and I do not regret to inform you that I’m gonna have to do my part to un-cool youth culture by using it
September 16, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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September 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Oh? The plagiarizing software company that makes computers give wrong answers solved the Navier-Stokes equations? And they don’t know if it plagiarized one of their users? And we can’t see how the answers are generated? I’m sold!
September 11, 2026 at 12:12 PM
This is a song I like a lot, and I hope you do too:

music.youtube.com/watch?v=nB5F...
Mildlife - The Magnificent Moon
YouTube video by Research Records
music.youtube.com
September 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
September 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Having Metal Gear Solid 4 on PC is wild. In mere minutes I can download a 23GB game you used to have to shoplift from GameStop on physical media and play on console
September 1, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I'm about to modernize circumcisions
July 13, 2026 at 12:55 PM
*any time I remember something* in comedy they call it a callback
May 31, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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May 28, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Actually you know what, let me just
May 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Bring back the ancient knowledge
May 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
it’s called Microsoft copilot 365 because when you see it you turn 365 degrees and crash it into a field in Pennsylvania so it won’t hit its intended target
April 22, 2026 at 11:49 PM
webber big naturals
March 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.
March 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Ernest Shackleton: The Musical…ON ICE!
February 26, 2026 at 12:33 AM
“Big Dogs” graphic formalwear
February 26, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Mpreg Clive Owens “King Arthur” remake
February 26, 2026 at 12:28 AM
has anyone said "bot con bubble" yet?
February 23, 2026 at 8:33 PM
> Tenno, you need the kinetic siphon traps to make the child vulnerable to bullets
February 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Oil executives are just like dragons because they hoard incredible resources and they fucking love cars
February 1, 2026 at 2:46 AM
they got game changer in the heated rivalry cinematic universe
January 29, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember:

- Organized a city wide general strike
- Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence
- Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE
- Flipped public opinion against ICE
January 26, 2026 at 4:17 PM
okay if Joey is so great, why is Chandler the only FRIENDS character to get a search engine named them?
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 AM
so....you're telling me there's no commisteroner gordon?
January 22, 2026 at 3:04 PM