Ian
@newlander.bsky.social
An Aussie living in Delco, PA, USA. Enjoys Philly Sports, F1, Rugby & AFL.
The sky is falling. Fucking chicken Little! 😡
October 11, 2026 at 5:16 PM
The sky is falling. Fucking chicken Little! 😡
It doesn't matter what sport, good teams win, even when they're playing badly.
October 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
It doesn't matter what sport, good teams win, even when they're playing badly.
I barely know the rules in this game, but what a shit show.
October 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I barely know the rules in this game, but what a shit show.
What a horrible time of year, where you don't have a sports team that you follow playing on a Friday night.
October 9, 2026 at 11:33 PM
What a horrible time of year, where you don't have a sports team that you follow playing on a Friday night.
On paper, this Sixers team could win a gold medal at the Olympics representing USA.
October 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
On paper, this Sixers team could win a gold medal at the Olympics representing USA.
I just caught a squirrel burying a half eaten piece of pizza in a pot plant. Love those little rascals.
October 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I just caught a squirrel burying a half eaten piece of pizza in a pot plant. Love those little rascals.
Every single day I get hit with these hilarious romance scammers DM'ing me on TikTok. Today, someone was pretending to be a 134cm model from California. Standing at just over 1m tall (3 foot), are lego brick models the standard for models coming out of California these days?
October 8, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Every single day I get hit with these hilarious romance scammers DM'ing me on TikTok. Today, someone was pretending to be a 134cm model from California. Standing at just over 1m tall (3 foot), are lego brick models the standard for models coming out of California these days?
Half way through a bathroom renovation I never wanted to start and I have regrets.
October 7, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Half way through a bathroom renovation I never wanted to start and I have regrets.
My smart watch is telling me I achieved 71% of my weekly fitness goal in one day. I was just renovating the bathroom.
October 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
My smart watch is telling me I achieved 71% of my weekly fitness goal in one day. I was just renovating the bathroom.
I'm more excited for Brown than I am about LeBron.
October 5, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I'm more excited for Brown than I am about LeBron.
I wish I could get paid to whack people with a stick.
October 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I wish I could get paid to whack people with a stick.
When did Andrew Como start coaching the Hurricanes?
October 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
When did Andrew Como start coaching the Hurricanes?
I've never really watched ice hockey before, so naturally I consider myself an expert.
October 4, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I've never really watched ice hockey before, so naturally I consider myself an expert.
Maybe Stubbs should catch to Nola.
October 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Maybe Stubbs should catch to Nola.
There's a bloke waving a big sign saying "Jesus saves" outside the hospital. All I could think when seeing that was "not if they don't let him pitch in the 6th inning he doesn't".
September 30, 2026 at 2:45 PM
There's a bloke waving a big sign saying "Jesus saves" outside the hospital. All I could think when seeing that was "not if they don't let him pitch in the 6th inning he doesn't".
For a bunch of old codgers, AC/DC rocked! I was worried the guitarist was going to have a heart attack.
September 30, 2026 at 3:22 AM
For a bunch of old codgers, AC/DC rocked! I was worried the guitarist was going to have a heart attack.
Bring on Acca Dacca (AC/DC).
September 29, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Bring on Acca Dacca (AC/DC).
Well, that game was good, until it wasn't.
September 29, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Well, that game was good, until it wasn't.
Those bastards reel me in and make me believe....
September 29, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Those bastards reel me in and make me believe....
Please, someone tell me Alvarado isn't up next.
September 29, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Please, someone tell me Alvarado isn't up next.
This is not a postseason atmosphere.
September 29, 2026 at 6:40 PM
This is not a postseason atmosphere.
Awkward night, when the woman at the bar that slapped me in the face on Friday night came in and sat right next to me. She had no idea why she did it, apparently. But I am a cheeky shit, so I probably deserved it. 😂
September 29, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Awkward night, when the woman at the bar that slapped me in the face on Friday night came in and sat right next to me. She had no idea why she did it, apparently. But I am a cheeky shit, so I probably deserved it. 😂
I'm pretty sure Madonna is wearing an elderly person's diaper under that outfit. Her derriere is extremely padded.
September 27, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I'm pretty sure Madonna is wearing an elderly person's diaper under that outfit. Her derriere is extremely padded.
Why does Madonna have laser beams coming out of her dancers vaginas on the MTV music awards?
September 27, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Why does Madonna have laser beams coming out of her dancers vaginas on the MTV music awards?