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@nicehumanbean.bsky.social
he’s an amorphous blob who takes whatever position will afford him the best opportunity to get more power, hell no
September 16, 2026 at 12:17 PM
he’s an amorphous blob who takes whatever position will afford him the best opportunity to get more power, hell no
I was spending a weekend visiting a friend in Philly and we both started getting texts from friends in New England asking if we were okay because there’d been a shooting, we were both like “of course, there’s always shootings”
apparently like 30 people got shot
apparently like 30 people got shot
September 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I was spending a weekend visiting a friend in Philly and we both started getting texts from friends in New England asking if we were okay because there’d been a shooting, we were both like “of course, there’s always shootings”
apparently like 30 people got shot
apparently like 30 people got shot
that seems like a reasonable position, i’m sure everybody here reacted normally
September 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
that seems like a reasonable position, i’m sure everybody here reacted normally
my friend called me drunk on my walk home and just goes “dude. imagine there’s an alternate timeline where it’s some other podcaster, like nick Mullen getting popped mid-African guy voice”
September 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
my friend called me drunk on my walk home and just goes “dude. imagine there’s an alternate timeline where it’s some other podcaster, like nick Mullen getting popped mid-African guy voice”
I saw the video while I was taking my pre-service shit, ran up to the kitchen and told my chef Kirk was dead
she just went “wait he’s dead?”
she hadn’t seen the video yet
she just went “wait he’s dead?”
she hadn’t seen the video yet
September 9, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I saw the video while I was taking my pre-service shit, ran up to the kitchen and told my chef Kirk was dead
she just went “wait he’s dead?”
she hadn’t seen the video yet
she just went “wait he’s dead?”
she hadn’t seen the video yet
sorry your parents don’t love you
September 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
sorry your parents don’t love you
idk man, my mom who’s a 30 year nicu nurse on the south shore is on her side, so I’ve gotta give some credence to that side
September 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
idk man, my mom who’s a 30 year nicu nurse on the south shore is on her side, so I’ve gotta give some credence to that side
oh okay, so since you know what I’m talking about, why does the state need to take coercive measures that border on infringing upon the first amendment for a foreign nation
August 31, 2026 at 7:18 PM
oh okay, so since you know what I’m talking about, why does the state need to take coercive measures that border on infringing upon the first amendment for a foreign nation
being made illegal by certain states, stop being obtuse
August 31, 2026 at 7:06 PM
being made illegal by certain states, stop being obtuse
so why is BDS being criminalized
August 28, 2026 at 10:43 AM
so why is BDS being criminalized
you should check out the spoons they sell at the Chinese restaurant supply store
August 28, 2026 at 1:22 AM
you should check out the spoons they sell at the Chinese restaurant supply store
do you actually believe that Kamala Harris won
August 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
do you actually believe that Kamala Harris won
ah, condescension, the last refuge of the midwit
August 26, 2026 at 3:01 PM
ah, condescension, the last refuge of the midwit
the US military drags its dick through everyone’s territory, what should china do, you want them to escalate things by firing on the navy?
it’s like picking a fight with someone who’s blind drunk and holding a knife because he cut through an easement on my property
it’s like picking a fight with someone who’s blind drunk and holding a knife because he cut through an easement on my property
August 26, 2026 at 1:52 PM
the US military drags its dick through everyone’s territory, what should china do, you want them to escalate things by firing on the navy?
it’s like picking a fight with someone who’s blind drunk and holding a knife because he cut through an easement on my property
it’s like picking a fight with someone who’s blind drunk and holding a knife because he cut through an easement on my property
you might as well have linked me to a video of a Texas ranger getting beat up by a rent a cop from Rhode Island and said “don’t mess with Texas”
August 26, 2026 at 11:18 AM
you might as well have linked me to a video of a Texas ranger getting beat up by a rent a cop from Rhode Island and said “don’t mess with Texas”
sounds like a Chinese coast guard member (worst military outfit) beat up a filipino SEAL (supposed to be the best of the best)
I don’t know what point you’re trying to make
I don’t know what point you’re trying to make
August 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
sounds like a Chinese coast guard member (worst military outfit) beat up a filipino SEAL (supposed to be the best of the best)
I don’t know what point you’re trying to make
I don’t know what point you’re trying to make
the south what sea
August 26, 2026 at 9:59 AM
the south what sea
they’ve been trying to send me for collections for my emergency rhinoplasty (got my nose broken in an assault) and I love being able to come back with an attitude and a letter from the state telling them they need to stop calling me
August 24, 2026 at 9:52 PM
they’ve been trying to send me for collections for my emergency rhinoplasty (got my nose broken in an assault) and I love being able to come back with an attitude and a letter from the state telling them they need to stop calling me
it goes both ways too, I remember when they were acting like Ben mora was sanders’ chief of staff when he was being catty about buttigieg
August 24, 2026 at 9:54 AM
it goes both ways too, I remember when they were acting like Ben mora was sanders’ chief of staff when he was being catty about buttigieg
the cat litter thing was actually real though, it was just that the reason it was bought was to soak up blood after school shootings, so that doesn’t get the same kind of hysterical play
August 23, 2026 at 1:16 PM
the cat litter thing was actually real though, it was just that the reason it was bought was to soak up blood after school shootings, so that doesn’t get the same kind of hysterical play