Nick Lee
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Not a coincidence they're wearing purple. Like us Vikings fans know, you'd be purple too if you choked that much.
TODAY! IN! SPORTS!
is about the #1 sports story that I have witnessed since I started writing this newsletter
The saga of Wharfie Time, the moment an Australian football team played their team's in-stadium hype video at the exact worst possible time
is about the #1 sports story that I have witnessed since I started writing this newsletter
The saga of Wharfie Time, the moment an Australian football team played their team's in-stadium hype video at the exact worst possible time
Today in Sports! The Wharfie Time Saga
The tale of Wharfie Time is both beautiful and stupid, and it's why I write this newsletter. PLUS, an American cycling miracle, a *near* marathon world record on a "destroyed" Achilles, and more!
www.sports.cool
October 2, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Not a coincidence they're wearing purple. Like us Vikings fans know, you'd be purple too if you choked that much.
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Pinkerton track listing
1. hooking up w lots of girls!
2. a girl won't hook up w me
3. a girl won't hook up w me
4. a girl won't hook up w me
5. i can't hook up w this girl (asian teen)
6. not hooking up with girls
7. a girl won't hook up w me (half-asian)
8. a girl won't hook up w me (lesbian)
1. hooking up w lots of girls!
2. a girl won't hook up w me
3. a girl won't hook up w me
4. a girl won't hook up w me
5. i can't hook up w this girl (asian teen)
6. not hooking up with girls
7. a girl won't hook up w me (half-asian)
8. a girl won't hook up w me (lesbian)
September 24, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Pinkerton track listing
1. hooking up w lots of girls!
2. a girl won't hook up w me
3. a girl won't hook up w me
4. a girl won't hook up w me
5. i can't hook up w this girl (asian teen)
6. not hooking up with girls
7. a girl won't hook up w me (half-asian)
8. a girl won't hook up w me (lesbian)
1. hooking up w lots of girls!
2. a girl won't hook up w me
3. a girl won't hook up w me
4. a girl won't hook up w me
5. i can't hook up w this girl (asian teen)
6. not hooking up with girls
7. a girl won't hook up w me (half-asian)
8. a girl won't hook up w me (lesbian)
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🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
September 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
Really not how I thought things would look by late July if I’m being honest
July 29, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Really not how I thought things would look by late July if I’m being honest
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tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
June 21, 2026 at 6:42 PM
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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food is honestly so legit
May 30, 2026 at 2:34 PM
food is honestly so legit
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With the #wolvesback season ending tonight, there have now been 139 consecutive combined seasons for Minnesota’s NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, and MLS teams without a finals appearance.
The last time any of those teams participated in a championship round was 12,620 days ago.
The last time any of those teams participated in a championship round was 12,620 days ago.
May 16, 2026 at 4:05 AM
With the #wolvesback season ending tonight, there have now been 139 consecutive combined seasons for Minnesota’s NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, and MLS teams without a finals appearance.
The last time any of those teams participated in a championship round was 12,620 days ago.
The last time any of those teams participated in a championship round was 12,620 days ago.
Apparently "eat a small amount of healthy popcorn and stand" is a stress trigger for me.
May 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Apparently "eat a small amount of healthy popcorn and stand" is a stress trigger for me.
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Days since advancing in the playoffs, Minnesota men's sports
Wild: 0
Timberwolves: 0
Twins: 939
Vikings: 2,306
Wild: 0
Timberwolves: 0
Twins: 939
Vikings: 2,306
Days since advancing in the playoffs, Minnesota men's sports
Wild: 0
Timberwolves: 351
Twins: 939
Vikings: 2,306
Wild: 0
Timberwolves: 351
Twins: 939
Vikings: 2,306
May 1, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Days since advancing in the playoffs, Minnesota men's sports
Wild: 0
Timberwolves: 0
Twins: 939
Vikings: 2,306
Wild: 0
Timberwolves: 0
Twins: 939
Vikings: 2,306
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For the first time in 11 years, the #mnwild are in the victorious side of a handshake line and will advance to play Colorado in the second round.
Three consecutive wins to eliminate Dallas to snap 8 consecutive first-round exits. Absolute master class at even-strength.
Three consecutive wins to eliminate Dallas to snap 8 consecutive first-round exits. Absolute master class at even-strength.
May 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
For the first time in 11 years, the #mnwild are in the victorious side of a handshake line and will advance to play Colorado in the second round.
Three consecutive wins to eliminate Dallas to snap 8 consecutive first-round exits. Absolute master class at even-strength.
Three consecutive wins to eliminate Dallas to snap 8 consecutive first-round exits. Absolute master class at even-strength.
You put the Peeps in the chili pot, it makes it taste... baaaaaad
(apropos of nothing)
(apropos of nothing)
Chidi Goes Insane and Eats Peeps Chili - The Good Place (Episode Highlight)
YouTube video by The Good Place
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April 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
You put the Peeps in the chili pot, it makes it taste... baaaaaad
(apropos of nothing)
(apropos of nothing)
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Turning Jesus into an Ayn Rand libertarian lunatic is the greatest trick the devil ever pulled.
January 3, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Turning Jesus into an Ayn Rand libertarian lunatic is the greatest trick the devil ever pulled.
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The thing about RFK jr. being a terrible head of health and human services is like…yeah. Yeah, he is literally the worst possible person for the job.
December 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The thing about RFK jr. being a terrible head of health and human services is like…yeah. Yeah, he is literally the worst possible person for the job.
Santa’s Bone Juice: thrash metal band or holiday cocktail?
Christmas movie about a guy who accidentally chugs Santa’s bone juice while on vacation in Italy and everyone’s mad at him but he develops the power to know what gifts everybody wants.
And then at the end it turns out Santa’s bone juice was in a different cup and he had the magic in him all along
And then at the end it turns out Santa’s bone juice was in a different cup and he had the magic in him all along
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Santa’s Bone Juice: thrash metal band or holiday cocktail?
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
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I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
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Congraulations Chicago Bears!
September 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Congraulations Chicago Bears!
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This line of bullshit makes me incandescently angry. I can only imagine how much worse it is for a parent who has lost a kid because of this grotesque worldview.
Fox News' Trey Gowdy: "The only thing that can give us any modicum of peace at all is those two children are with the person who loved them the very most, the person who created them, that being Jesus. That is the only thing that can possibly give parents in the future any modicum of peace."
August 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This line of bullshit makes me incandescently angry. I can only imagine how much worse it is for a parent who has lost a kid because of this grotesque worldview.
I’m out.
The Pohlad family will retain ownership of the Minnesota Twins, the team said Wednesday, 10 months after announcing their intention to sell the franchise.
Live: Pohlad family will not sell Minnesota Twins
Two minority partners will come on but the family, which has owned the team since 1984, has reversed course on its plan to sell.
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August 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I’m out.
Is anyone pitching for the Twins tomorrow? Even their main position player/pitcher is gone. They need to announce the change in ownership like in ten minutes.
July 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Is anyone pitching for the Twins tomorrow? Even their main position player/pitcher is gone. They need to announce the change in ownership like in ten minutes.
Caravaggio himself couldn’t have crafted a finer image.
A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud
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July 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Caravaggio himself couldn’t have crafted a finer image.