I think the Make Trump Cry platform could be a winner.

You mean to tell me that giving the bully your lunch money didnt stop them from going for your chocolate milk?

Maybe its not a NAZI tattoo. Maybe its just misunderstood. You probably assumed this tattoo says "Die Bart Die" but its really German for "Die Bart Die."

I dont think so. They didnt care about anything but making sure it was someone they knew wouldnt be another Souter.

I welcome more writing from you to read. Got my student attorneys copies of your book for their gifts this summer.

Harriet Meiers wasnt rejected by us. Republicans killed her nomination because they didnt have a record to show she was as crazy as Alito.

To be fair I wouldnt leave my pets alone with any politician. Maybe the bird with Trump cause she would tear his ass up.

You should watch her on Black Lady Sketch show. You can see some of the early ideas for Abbot on that too.

In a fair world his lawyer would just...

Cmon. He wants that Latino vote. Unfortunately for him, hell try to get it by nominating Ted Cruz and we all hate Ted Cruz.