Also hi @helenvonpeas.bsky.social and @theparisangel.bsky.social

Well I’ve a corker of a day. Managed to get locked in my house then had an altercation with some delightful men trying to break into my car at lunch time

Khusanov has a proper case of resting bitch face #analysis

Just seen a pic of a guy wearing a full Christmas suit and it was incredibly jarring.

Might be less faff just to change my name at this point

I’d like to say something witty but I’m just too fucking cold