Nigellas Knicks
@nigellasknicks.bsky.social
Psychosis survivor, Lupus warrior, lefty-do-gooder. Sometimes a complete wanker. Wife, mother and wannabe writer.
If you don’t know Niall Harrison, he is an incredible man who has set up a dog rescue in Thailand which aims to sterilise as many street dogs as possible around the world. He has also, single-handedly raised funds to start building a hospital for dogs in memory of one very special dog who he rescued
September 10, 2026 at 12:41 PM
If you don’t know Niall Harrison, he is an incredible man who has set up a dog rescue in Thailand which aims to sterilise as many street dogs as possible around the world. He has also, single-handedly raised funds to start building a hospital for dogs in memory of one very special dog who he rescued
Me to Mr Knicks : I saw Jon and Helen coming out of Sainsbury’s
Mr Knicks: what?? But he’s been dead 40 years. Was it a lookalike??
Me: huh?? Who’s been dead 40 years??
Mr Knicks: John Lennon..
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mr Knicks: what?? But he’s been dead 40 years. Was it a lookalike??
Me: huh?? Who’s been dead 40 years??
Mr Knicks: John Lennon..
🤣🤣🤣🤣
September 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Me to Mr Knicks : I saw Jon and Helen coming out of Sainsbury’s
Mr Knicks: what?? But he’s been dead 40 years. Was it a lookalike??
Me: huh?? Who’s been dead 40 years??
Mr Knicks: John Lennon..
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mr Knicks: what?? But he’s been dead 40 years. Was it a lookalike??
Me: huh?? Who’s been dead 40 years??
Mr Knicks: John Lennon..
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just heard someone say “the be all and engall” and then “putting it under house and key” and I am sitting here silent laughing with shaky shoulders
August 27, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Just heard someone say “the be all and engall” and then “putting it under house and key” and I am sitting here silent laughing with shaky shoulders
My boss has just announced we now need to turn out 90 calls a day. I’m in business development not telesales. New job coming right up
August 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
My boss has just announced we now need to turn out 90 calls a day. I’m in business development not telesales. New job coming right up
Is there any secret millionaire on here who wants to give me money to not work anymore because i am sick of this shit
August 5, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Is there any secret millionaire on here who wants to give me money to not work anymore because i am sick of this shit
I mean why would I want palm trees and pineapples on my fucking sofa???!!!!!
August 5, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I mean why would I want palm trees and pineapples on my fucking sofa???!!!!!
Husband went out to the garden centre earlier. We just had our living room painted a truffle/taupe colour and he’s come home with these. What the actual FUCK?
August 5, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Husband went out to the garden centre earlier. We just had our living room painted a truffle/taupe colour and he’s come home with these. What the actual FUCK?
Yesterday I saw this and I’m still not over it
July 30, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Yesterday I saw this and I’m still not over it
Guys, before I make a massive complaint, should my doctor check that drugs I am prescribed don’t contraindicate (interact) with a new drug they are prescribing? Or is that my responsibility?
July 29, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Guys, before I make a massive complaint, should my doctor check that drugs I am prescribed don’t contraindicate (interact) with a new drug they are prescribing? Or is that my responsibility?
Hmm. Interesting that when fans are not segregated in a stadium there’s no trouble. It’s as if caging tribalistic mobs on opposite sides of the pitch might be the problem, no?
July 15, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Hmm. Interesting that when fans are not segregated in a stadium there’s no trouble. It’s as if caging tribalistic mobs on opposite sides of the pitch might be the problem, no?
I’m at work and I don’t want to be
July 14, 2026 at 8:51 AM
I’m at work and I don’t want to be
Saw a seagull fly off carrying a rat this morning.
Ryan Reynolds' Shocked Reaction
ALT: Ryan Reynolds' Shocked Reaction
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July 14, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Saw a seagull fly off carrying a rat this morning.
Hello. It’s been a while. Life feels really fucking hard right now. Anyone else?
July 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Hello. It’s been a while. Life feels really fucking hard right now. Anyone else?
Mr Knicks and I are off to Belgium on a sexy holiday tomorrow without the kids. Which will be an achievement for him now he’s turned 60 🤣🤣
May 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Mr Knicks and I are off to Belgium on a sexy holiday tomorrow without the kids. Which will be an achievement for him now he’s turned 60 🤣🤣
TNT sport fucking up the coverage when the penalties started is hilarious
May 30, 2026 at 7:03 PM
TNT sport fucking up the coverage when the penalties started is hilarious
What the fuck is this top??
April 25, 2026 at 11:03 PM
What the fuck is this top??
Woo what a day of dance practice. 5.30am wake up for tomorrow’s comp.
Truly appreciate what my parents went through for me
Truly appreciate what my parents went through for me
April 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Woo what a day of dance practice. 5.30am wake up for tomorrow’s comp.
Truly appreciate what my parents went through for me
Truly appreciate what my parents went through for me
This is the best duck chow mein ever.
April 18, 2026 at 11:16 PM
This is the best duck chow mein ever.
A choice was made here…
April 18, 2026 at 9:54 PM
A choice was made here…
What happens when you’re getting victimised/bulked at work and you’re a 48 year old woman? Asking for a friend
April 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
What happens when you’re getting victimised/bulked at work and you’re a 48 year old woman? Asking for a friend
Christ, I’d rather die than go on a Jet2 holiday
April 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Christ, I’d rather die than go on a Jet2 holiday
Eldest is poorly so no driving to Halesowen for dance classes today. It’s rare that I celebrate a child’s illness…
March 28, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Eldest is poorly so no driving to Halesowen for dance classes today. It’s rare that I celebrate a child’s illness…
Bloody hell, the McGriddle is awful, innit?
March 27, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Bloody hell, the McGriddle is awful, innit?
Popped to Lidl. Got a whole XL chicken for £2.74 coz the date on it is today.
Bloody hell, yes! Cost of living can bite me!
Bloody hell, yes! Cost of living can bite me!
March 26, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Popped to Lidl. Got a whole XL chicken for £2.74 coz the date on it is today.
Bloody hell, yes! Cost of living can bite me!
Bloody hell, yes! Cost of living can bite me!
Thrilled to hear the MAGA twats Shawn Ryan and Joe Rogan turning on Trump. And I mean REALLY turning on him
March 26, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Thrilled to hear the MAGA twats Shawn Ryan and Joe Rogan turning on Trump. And I mean REALLY turning on him