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AT-AT stands for all terrain assault transgender
July 23, 2026 at 9:45 PM
AT-AT stands for all terrain assault transgender
I'm not half convinced the person who posted this even believes a word of it
Texas Republicans doing recruitment for us.
July 23, 2026 at 11:28 AM
I'm not half convinced the person who posted this even believes a word of it
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Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
@chiroetsn.xyz how the fuck do you willingly stay in that godforsaken country
“Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.”
Via ABC News
Via ABC News
August 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
@chiroetsn.xyz how the fuck do you willingly stay in that godforsaken country
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Coming Soon
May 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Coming Soon
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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
He did not fucking say this. But honestly, I wouldn't mind if he did.
You know… I don’t ask. I take. Desires surrender at my touch, promises shatter beneath my gaze. If I want you, there will be no escape. It will be a slow, inevitable fall. You’ll lose yourself in me… and in the end, you’ll beg to be mine.
May 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
He did not fucking say this. But honestly, I wouldn't mind if he did.
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*ghost sighting video pauses* did you see it? of course you didn't see it you can never see anything. you can never see the big picture. i'm so sick of you you can't think of anything other than yourself. on the left side of the door frame, barely visible on ca
May 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
*ghost sighting video pauses* did you see it? of course you didn't see it you can never see anything. you can never see the big picture. i'm so sick of you you can't think of anything other than yourself. on the left side of the door frame, barely visible on ca
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"outlive your enemies out of spite" homeboy i'm american + have you ever heard the phrase "the good die young" i got like 10 more years until i turn into a target ball because of the amounts of high fructose corn syrup and microplastics inside of me
May 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"outlive your enemies out of spite" homeboy i'm american + have you ever heard the phrase "the good die young" i got like 10 more years until i turn into a target ball because of the amounts of high fructose corn syrup and microplastics inside of me
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Impressive ‘GTA VI’ Trailer Features Characters Claiming They’re Sentient, Begging For Release From Digital Prison
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May 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Impressive ‘GTA VI’ Trailer Features Characters Claiming They’re Sentient, Begging For Release From Digital Prison
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‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up
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May 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up
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Fearless Man Bravely Ventures Out Into U.S. Economy
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April 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Fearless Man Bravely Ventures Out Into U.S. Economy
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New Study Shows People With Panic Disorders Respond Poorly To Being Locked In Underwater Elevators
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April 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
New Study Shows People With Panic Disorders Respond Poorly To Being Locked In Underwater Elevators
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haunted house that's just two cis people loudly discussing trans rights and you can't find the exit
April 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
haunted house that's just two cis people loudly discussing trans rights and you can't find the exit
What are the fucking odds I clock a trans person (accidentally) ON TRANS DAY OF FUCKING VISIBILITY
This is one for the history books for sure
This is one for the history books for sure
March 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
What are the fucking odds I clock a trans person (accidentally) ON TRANS DAY OF FUCKING VISIBILITY
This is one for the history books for sure
This is one for the history books for sure
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March 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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March 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know