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Nightpaws
@nightpaws.bsky.social
Security Engineer, DevOps and Platforms. Ny views are my own.

@CamashRed.bsky.social is the bestest lil’ mow.
Had a good time at EF this year. If I can wrangle a way of doing so, I’ll be trying to repeat it next year.
September 7, 2026 at 10:20 PM
My Request to anyone running DLSS5 - Does Kingdom Hearts work and if so how badly will it upset Disney's legal department?
August 31, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Re: current furry discourse.

Oh no, it’s like the people who’ve seen this before, and called it out for what it was actually knew what they were talking about.

This has never happened before. /s
August 29, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Aliens looking at us from space:

"Keep moving. Don't look at them! ... Wind the windows up"
back in vegas and i see they’re just putting whatever on the sphere
August 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Fuck cancer
August 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
News channels talking about climate change as 'Mediterranean UK' as if we're now just going to become Malta.

It's as if the years of "Extreme Weather" warnings thing has completely passed them by. It's not just extreme hot we need to be worried about.
July 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
ProTip - don't stab your finger with a bread knife. It's a pain to deal with and takes forever to heal up.

Related ProTip - Baguettes from Lidl turn into literal knife repellent boulders when heated, especially after a day.

These two facts may be related. Please be more careful than I've been. x_x
July 29, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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I've confirmed that the UK's new Sovereign AI Fund does no due diligence on whether AI companies use copyrighted work without permission before investing in them.

It took me 3 Freedom of Information requests to find this out:

🧵 1/10
July 29, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Deltarune Chapter 5 review so far: Too hard, not fun. I've given up and come back 3 times, making zero progress.
July 26, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I reiterate my prior statement, but I'm revising one word.

As CFz is unable to be operated without this big corpo cloak & dagger management then it has fundamentally failed the community it serves.
We'd like to publish a statement to address some rumours circulating. Today, we apologise for the impact of planned changes, outline what's happening, and our plan to fix that. We hope to reassure you of the future of the convention facilities. A web version is available here: buff.ly/mm9aepe
(1/2)
July 17, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I thought decimating the security team and outsourcing it without consultation would have been the end of it but looks like CorporateFurz has struck again.

If CFz is unable to be operated without this big corpo cloak & dagger management then it has fundamentally failed the community it serves.
So, this was posted in the 2026 conbook about the equipment that I have built and operated for Confuzzled for over a decade. I am in a good position in that I haven’t signed any form of NDA so am not restricted in stating what has happened. With no prior discussion i was invited into a meeting with
July 15, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Anyone looking for a room/roommate for EF still? 👀
June 30, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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this whole online ID verification push stuff is turning me into a weird crank at rapid speed because I've never seen such an unpopular policy forced through with such speed in so many countries simultaneously with basically zero real consent from any population, just pure elite collusion
June 29, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Good
June 29, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Lessons from holiday: I need to care less what other people think and stop letting that drive what I do or don’t do.
June 28, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Google joins the list of companies who want my money but don't want to have a functional process to give me any sort of product for said money. Well done.

Sitting with support who are unable to do anything at all about a package stuck in transit that I can't access and they can't escalate. 👏🤡
June 18, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Knowing how beloved this franchise is and how grateful an artist could be if they were sélecteur and in charge of the cover art, for it to have been made with AI of all things in the end ...

This is crazy, c'est catastrophique.
that KH Switch collection pack thing sure has some interesting cover art

interesting choice to give Donald a mismatched number of fingers on each hand, and a beak that absorbs into itself
June 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Persona 6, P4R, Crazy Taxi: World Tour, Spyro (Maybe), and a RE game I can watch @camashred.bsky.social play. Best game announcement weekend in a very long time.
June 7, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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this is it digi-pals, in a few seconds the doors will open for the most amazing digital movie ever!
June 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
NVidia huffing their own exhaust and their CEO self-proclaiming as the next Steve Jobs to a silent room before playing a self-indulgent slopfest, just about epitomizes how incestuous and tone-deaf the industry has become.

Looking forward to the surprised pikachu reactions when the scheme topples.
June 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Well, I've finally made the switch. My desktop is now CachyOS and I've ditched Windows 11 and the cesspit of ads, marketing and forced AI altogether. It's impressive how far Linux has come in the last few years. I was able to get just about everything set up in around 4 hours last night.
May 11, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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It's very important to let everyone know that Tomodachi Life without prompting made me eat an entire photorealistic haggis and I don't know if I should feel called out or honoured.
May 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Cam two seconds after telling me this - "Annoyingly that still tastes quite nice.... I don't feel well..."
I like to dispel the myth that ADHD is an easy-to-manage condition cause I'm doing a clear out of a cupboard that has been piled high with accumulated junk and I found a gift I'd continually intended to give someone for Christmas. The receipt date is 2017. I have lived in this flat since 2021.
May 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM