@ninjafry.bsky.social
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treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
September 2, 2026 at 12:26 PM
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
Hate to say it, but this makes a lot of sense
September 26, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Hate to say it, but this makes a lot of sense
Barry is criminally low on this list
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
September 25, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Barry is criminally low on this list
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My daughter and her friends were hanging out for months in the zombie chatroom of a google meet PE class set up on a remote day last winter.
September 24, 2026 at 8:37 PM
My daughter and her friends were hanging out for months in the zombie chatroom of a google meet PE class set up on a remote day last winter.
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On the phone with a service rep from a company about replacing a product that recently broke. She goes “how old is it” and I said “it’s basically new, we bought it during the pandemic I think” and she goes “this happens to me all the time, too, but that was six years ago.”
September 22, 2026 at 3:50 PM
On the phone with a service rep from a company about replacing a product that recently broke. She goes “how old is it” and I said “it’s basically new, we bought it during the pandemic I think” and she goes “this happens to me all the time, too, but that was six years ago.”
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Historic magnolia tree from Atlanta’s Ponce de Leon Park toppled in storm www.batterypower.com/atlanta-brav...
Historic magnolia tree from Atlanta’s Ponce de Leon Park toppled in storm
A historic relic to a bygone era of baseball in Atlanta is no more.
www.batterypower.com
August 5, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Historic magnolia tree from Atlanta’s Ponce de Leon Park toppled in storm www.batterypower.com/atlanta-brav...
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One of the best things about NYC — you know that for every result there is at least one bar/restaurant/block going absolutely crazy.
I'm in @slate.com writing about how this World Cup is the Diaspora World Cup, and argue there may be 48 home teams not three:
How Diaspora Communities Made the World Cup Great Again
All three hosts—but especially the United States—are home to some of the most diverse diaspora communities in the world.
slate.com
June 30, 2026 at 7:27 PM
One of the best things about NYC — you know that for every result there is at least one bar/restaurant/block going absolutely crazy.
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FIFA Admits It Has No Idea Why Soccer Players Walk Out On Field With Little Kids https://theonion.com/fifa-admits-it-has-no-idea-why-soccer-players-walk-out-on-field-with-little-kids/
July 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
FIFA Admits It Has No Idea Why Soccer Players Walk Out On Field With Little Kids https://theonion.com/fifa-admits-it-has-no-idea-why-soccer-players-walk-out-on-field-with-little-kids/
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baffled that the discovery of a time-traveling lawyer is not the top story in America right now www.numlock.com/p/numlock-ne...
July 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
baffled that the discovery of a time-traveling lawyer is not the top story in America right now www.numlock.com/p/numlock-ne...
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Happy 100th birthday to Mel Brooks
June 28, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Happy 100th birthday to Mel Brooks
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"Halfback passes to center!
Back to wing!
Back to center!
Center holds it! Holds it! Holds it!"
Back to wing!
Back to center!
Center holds it! Holds it! Holds it!"
June 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
"Halfback passes to center!
Back to wing!
Back to center!
Center holds it! Holds it! Holds it!"
Back to wing!
Back to center!
Center holds it! Holds it! Holds it!"
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This dog takes advantage of someone washing their car to use the brush 😎💙😎
June 9, 2026 at 7:15 AM
This dog takes advantage of someone washing their car to use the brush 😎💙😎
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New post.
What Exactly Is Going On With Uni Watch?
You have questions, Paul has answers.
uni-watch.com
May 29, 2026 at 11:43 AM
New post.
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Please, for the love of all things holy, if you ever learn that something you posted is fake, delete it. Do not counter with "but it feels true" or "it's an exaggeration but people will know that" or any other garbage. Delete fake images and articles. We need to be able to trust reality.
April 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Please, for the love of all things holy, if you ever learn that something you posted is fake, delete it. Do not counter with "but it feels true" or "it's an exaggeration but people will know that" or any other garbage. Delete fake images and articles. We need to be able to trust reality.
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Glorious earthrise photo taken from the far side of the moon by Artemis II crew. We're in the most Octavia Butler Earthseed of times, including all the... earth stuff. 🌎
April 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Glorious earthrise photo taken from the far side of the moon by Artemis II crew. We're in the most Octavia Butler Earthseed of times, including all the... earth stuff. 🌎
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the types of podcasts: a guide
March 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
the types of podcasts: a guide
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apple iOS designers:
what if, instead of seeing one thing, we made it translucent so you could *not* see the one thing you're looking at but also not see the thing behind it?
what if, instead of seeing one thing, we made it translucent so you could *not* see the one thing you're looking at but also not see the thing behind it?
February 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
apple iOS designers:
what if, instead of seeing one thing, we made it translucent so you could *not* see the one thing you're looking at but also not see the thing behind it?
what if, instead of seeing one thing, we made it translucent so you could *not* see the one thing you're looking at but also not see the thing behind it?
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excuse me, this is a perfectly cromulent word
February 14, 2026 at 4:35 PM
excuse me, this is a perfectly cromulent word
But why was the manatee wearing a bikini???
You can’t wrestle manatees anymore because of woke
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
But why was the manatee wearing a bikini???
January 28, 2026 at 5:32 PM
This is a very good thread 🧵
Following the Kent State massacre in May 1970, a Gallup poll showed that 58% of Americans thought the shootings were justified. The night *before* the killings, Ohio's GOP governor described the student protesters this way: "They're the worst type of people that we harbor in America."
January 26, 2026 at 5:21 PM
This is a very good thread 🧵
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While it made it as far as dress rehearsal, Tommy Brennan's Weekend Update desk bit on Trump's ICE deployments in his home state of Minnesota did not make it to SNL broadcast.
But they've made it available anyway. And you should watch it.
But they've made it available anyway. And you should watch it.
Weekend Update: Tommy Brennan on Trump's ICE Deployments in Minnesota - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 10:19 PM
While it made it as far as dress rehearsal, Tommy Brennan's Weekend Update desk bit on Trump's ICE deployments in his home state of Minnesota did not make it to SNL broadcast.
But they've made it available anyway. And you should watch it.
But they've made it available anyway. And you should watch it.