Tango
@nintango.bsky.social
They/It
Models.Miniatures.Sarcasm.Cryptid.
Models.Miniatures.Sarcasm.Cryptid.
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Ooening bluesky at work when you follow @rustyshackleman.bsky.social
Squid Game Salesman Russian Roulette
ALT: Squid Game Salesman Russian Roulette
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August 31, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Ooening bluesky at work when you follow @rustyshackleman.bsky.social
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EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.
August 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.
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We're excited to show the Jailbreak alt art featuring alliefix and SlightlyOdd, which will be part of the side event prizing at #NetrunnerWorlds26! This was part of their prize for winning the #Netrunner cosplay contest at #NetrunnerWorlds25 with their Aggressive Trendsetting costume.
August 15, 2026 at 11:15 AM
We're excited to show the Jailbreak alt art featuring alliefix and SlightlyOdd, which will be part of the side event prizing at #NetrunnerWorlds26! This was part of their prize for winning the #Netrunner cosplay contest at #NetrunnerWorlds25 with their Aggressive Trendsetting costume.
I should probably use this more
August 2, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I should probably use this more
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I forgot where I found this originally
July 25, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I forgot where I found this originally
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I like to close my eyes and imagine the audio is Yoda being waterboarded for his crimes
July 23, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I like to close my eyes and imagine the audio is Yoda being waterboarded for his crimes
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They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true
July 24, 2026 at 1:37 PM
They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true
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I love Jimothy becoming a big thing 'cause they're an adorable goober.
But I also thinks it's really funny that like, Paizo made him an animal companion that grows alongside you. And D&D put out stat block so you can kill him 💀
But I also thinks it's really funny that like, Paizo made him an animal companion that grows alongside you. And D&D put out stat block so you can kill him 💀
July 22, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I love Jimothy becoming a big thing 'cause they're an adorable goober.
But I also thinks it's really funny that like, Paizo made him an animal companion that grows alongside you. And D&D put out stat block so you can kill him 💀
But I also thinks it's really funny that like, Paizo made him an animal companion that grows alongside you. And D&D put out stat block so you can kill him 💀
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Kids have less spaces to do physical activity & use their knowledge to solve problems which is why I wanna bring back the power hour of Global Guts & Legends of the Hidden Temple but open one up in every city. I want kids all over battling for the Aggro Crag & answering history & geography for Olmec
June 26, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Kids have less spaces to do physical activity & use their knowledge to solve problems which is why I wanna bring back the power hour of Global Guts & Legends of the Hidden Temple but open one up in every city. I want kids all over battling for the Aggro Crag & answering history & geography for Olmec
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Become ungovernable
June 26, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Become ungovernable
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FNAF is ontologically evil because it's so hyper-tuned for neurodivergent children to fixate on instead of healthy things like tertiary dragon ball characters, video quality, sora and riku kissing, color balancing and sonic the hedgehog
June 23, 2026 at 4:55 AM
FNAF is ontologically evil because it's so hyper-tuned for neurodivergent children to fixate on instead of healthy things like tertiary dragon ball characters, video quality, sora and riku kissing, color balancing and sonic the hedgehog
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Today is when all dads are officially a year older in order to standardize things for Dad Racing.
June 21, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Today is when all dads are officially a year older in order to standardize things for Dad Racing.
Hey so if banana man at the hxc show makes you feel safe joining in on the pit what does banana man at the guillotine mean
June 21, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Hey so if banana man at the hxc show makes you feel safe joining in on the pit what does banana man at the guillotine mean
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Fuck you
Subway Cadbury Creme Egg Submelt (2023-2023): A 6-inch sub roll, filled with Cadbury Creme Eggs and grill-pressed until toasty golden brown. Was available for free, for one day only, at 4 Subway locations in the UK, with only 500 subs available at each location.
February 26, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Fuck you
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“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?”
“Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”
“Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”
February 25, 2026 at 3:16 PM
“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?”
“Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”
“Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”
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Become ungovernable
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Become ungovernable
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March 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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March 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!