noa
@noatate.bsky.social
blue-haired twin of noa_tate_ from twitter. family life, language & literature, food & drink, and whatever observational shit i'm on about
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noa
@noatate.bsky.social
· Jul 25
we are living in half movie, half dream: the movie where everyone eats 2 bites of a big breakfast before rushing out the door, the dream where most of the important clothing is left behind and no one has done the reading
school be like, "let's find out, THEN you can go fuck around"
September 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
school be like, "let's find out, THEN you can go fuck around"
irreverence isn't disrespectful, and is often the opposite
August 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
irreverence isn't disrespectful, and is often the opposite
john mccain would've been 90 today
August 29, 2026 at 10:04 PM
john mccain would've been 90 today
et siste farvel til kong harald v, tre ganger olympisk deltaker og norges første norskfødte konge på 600 år 🇳🇴🤍
BREAKING: King Harald V of Norway, Europe's oldest monarch, dies aged 89.
Norway’s King Harald V dies at 89 and his son becomes King Haakon VIII
King Harald V of Norway has died at 89. He went into exile in the United States as a child during the Nazi occupation of his homeland and refused a string of European noblewomen in order to marry his school sweetheart.
bit.ly
August 28, 2026 at 9:05 AM
et siste farvel til kong harald v, tre ganger olympisk deltaker og norges første norskfødte konge på 600 år 🇳🇴🤍
for privacy can i legally change my birthday to "april lol"
August 27, 2026 at 5:53 PM
for privacy can i legally change my birthday to "april lol"
yes i have a high school student now and this is fine
August 26, 2026 at 4:35 PM
yes i have a high school student now and this is fine
i WILL always love you gdi 💔
August 25, 2026 at 8:15 PM
i WILL always love you gdi 💔
sometimes love means giving time you don't have and trusting the math has your back anyway
August 25, 2026 at 5:22 PM
sometimes love means giving time you don't have and trusting the math has your back anyway
have you tried being yourself no matter what they say about it
August 24, 2026 at 9:38 PM
have you tried being yourself no matter what they say about it
remember, if you don't change anything, nothing changes, except when it does
August 24, 2026 at 6:59 AM
remember, if you don't change anything, nothing changes, except when it does
i thought we'd try some light gatekeeping today. start by just staring awkwardly at whoever tries to enter. when you've mastered that, scatter a handful of legos in the path
August 23, 2026 at 10:14 PM
i thought we'd try some light gatekeeping today. start by just staring awkwardly at whoever tries to enter. when you've mastered that, scatter a handful of legos in the path
hbd claude debussy! still one of the elite-tier claudes
and apparently also an achilles
and apparently also an achilles
August 22, 2026 at 9:24 PM
hbd claude debussy! still one of the elite-tier claudes
and apparently also an achilles
and apparently also an achilles
this relationship clearly violates the "half your open browser tabs plus 7" standard
August 22, 2026 at 2:53 AM
this relationship clearly violates the "half your open browser tabs plus 7" standard
let me not to the vivre of true joie
admit impediments
admit impediments
August 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM
let me not to the vivre of true joie
admit impediments
admit impediments
broccoli chips tequila and what
August 18, 2026 at 8:39 PM
broccoli chips tequila and what
there was a time yesterday when the sky did, indeed, have its limits
August 17, 2026 at 10:16 PM
there was a time yesterday when the sky did, indeed, have its limits
immortal characters / mortal actors 🤍
August 17, 2026 at 7:37 PM
immortal characters / mortal actors 🤍
breaking: nyt merges games and cooking
August 17, 2026 at 5:15 PM
breaking: nyt merges games and cooking
get dirty get clean
get dirty get clean
get dirty get clean
it's the circle of life
get dirty get clean
get dirty get clean
it's the circle of life
August 17, 2026 at 7:53 AM
get dirty get clean
get dirty get clean
get dirty get clean
it's the circle of life
get dirty get clean
get dirty get clean
it's the circle of life
away from home. the rawest dog is having no schedule
who >>> what
who >>> what
August 16, 2026 at 4:43 PM
away from home. the rawest dog is having no schedule
who >>> what
who >>> what
when you both say "hola ginger salmon" at the same time, you can leave the "¡soy dad!" as implied
August 16, 2026 at 7:45 AM
when you both say "hola ginger salmon" at the same time, you can leave the "¡soy dad!" as implied
forecast: lizard brain ass weekend
August 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
forecast: lizard brain ass weekend
me: *typing*
no one:
autocorrect: ok so "bursting" should be "BURSTING" right??
no one:
autocorrect: ok so "bursting" should be "BURSTING" right??
August 15, 2026 at 7:21 AM
me: *typing*
no one:
autocorrect: ok so "bursting" should be "BURSTING" right??
no one:
autocorrect: ok so "bursting" should be "BURSTING" right??
motivational tip: when you're about to do something, announce it to everyone around (even if it's just you), then add "...FINALLY!"
August 14, 2026 at 7:10 PM
motivational tip: when you're about to do something, announce it to everyone around (even if it's just you), then add "...FINALLY!"