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it's gigs i will mostly just be following here 👍 Society If Bluesky Had Private Accounts future.jpg
posts for no one: while i was sick i read the back half of another country by james baldwin and then a wizard of earthsea in the same day so the whole thing ended up feeling much more gay than intended
October 28, 2026 at 6:57 PM
i had probably the worst 10 day stretch of my life starting with layoffs into mandatory overtime and no ability to take a day off while i had The Disease and i was really worried because i wasn't getting better but it's ok because we finally got fabio gay moments and the next day i turned around 👍
October 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
having a shit time at work tearing up from stress and frustration and despair and taking a minute to go on my phone to text my girlfriend about fabio x dietrich gay sex
October 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
never fucking try at your job. Never be good at your job. Never care about your job. Just Don't
October 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
ohhhh yeahhhhh baby let's goooooo we're doing company death spiral again, sure yeah let's lay off everyone except me and put me in the overtime mines as thanks for all my hard work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woohoo
October 16, 2026 at 5:55 PM
feel so shit. this is seteth's fault somehow i swear it
October 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
i rarely get into fights but am currently in one for the first time this year and on top of feeling bad because of am in a fight my brain is like You are literally a tomodachi life mii stomping and steaming around with the noise percussion. This is how stupid you look. and my brain is right
October 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
my revenge against everything in 3 houses is making my gf feed seteth stick bugs over and over in fortune's weave
October 7, 2026 at 12:07 AM
i had to suffer through 3 houses so i could get to the in japanese only dialog where shamir says that gay marriage is legal in dagda. unironically load bearing lore
September 21, 2026 at 6:38 PM
new fire emblem still has ever increasingly horny outfits but i do appreciate that 1) male outfits are also horny and 2) they had the decency to give your child soldier units extra clothes underneath
September 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
currently the indefinite de facto head of my department in exchange for no additional pay or title adjustment so everyone crawling into my DMs to ask me if we can pretty please squeeze this extra work in is getting denied lollllllllll
September 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
nintendo direct airing at the same time i clocked back into work after my first day off in months fucked up my brain because instead of looking at the oot remake wondering if i should buy it my soul yearned to be the this man nintendo hired
September 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
everything being said i do have to give nintendo of america credit for papering over a lot of stuff that is just straight up offensive and bad in the original japanese script. never study another language or else you find out the only black character in this game was originally named doodoo
August 29, 2026 at 12:23 AM
i beat 3 houses which is to say i beat the claude route which is just reheated leftovers of the route you're actually supposed to play first. let's never make a game about anything ever again ❤️
August 29, 2026 at 12:19 AM
it's crazy how much of claude's route is entirely dependent on him somehow being white passing. which tbf is also surprising to him. but his closest allies are just constantly saying shit like "all almyrans are savage brutes and we must never trust them. isn't that right claude"
playing 3 houses for some god awful reason and i have to hand it to the fine folks at koei tecmo for this one: never before have i stopped played a game for the night and then started crying because the ambient npc chatter is like 500 lines of generic soldiers going on racist rants unprompted
August 27, 2026 at 7:06 PM
im at the last chapter of the game and my professor level has been maxed since before the timeskip and the activity economy is beyond fucked. padding out 5 minute long story battles with up to ***12*** dogshit side missions or up to ***40*** cutscenes of byleth eating dinner. what the fuck
separate to the racism. the monastery stuff really contributes nothing and the teacher lesson stuff also contributes nothing. literally the only strategy i needed was grinding out heavy armor because i needed ferdinand von aegir to join my house and say things like "i am ferdinand von aegir"
August 27, 2026 at 6:51 PM
separate to the racism. the monastery stuff really contributes nothing and the teacher lesson stuff also contributes nothing. literally the only strategy i needed was grinding out heavy armor because i needed ferdinand von aegir to join my house and say things like "i am ferdinand von aegir"
August 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
playing 3 houses for some god awful reason and i have to hand it to the fine folks at koei tecmo for this one: never before have i stopped played a game for the night and then started crying because the ambient npc chatter is like 500 lines of generic soldiers going on racist rants unprompted
August 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
new fire emblem characters
(pic of big muscle man) class: warrior. interests: brewskis with the boys
(pic of nice girl wearing dress that was attacked by the eraser tool) class: sniper. interests: getting married, homemaking
(pic of a gay man) class: bishop. interests: wine with a beautiful woman
August 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
It's my jarona.... 必殺ジャロナ
July 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
open bluesky to post something along the lines of I'm your dad's bestfriend or HERE I COME SAN FRANDISCO
huh why is deltarune already trending *click, immediately blasted by fetish art
Ok thanks
July 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
the mortifying ordeal of showing ur gfs mom the pic of u and her in matching ikesoren cosplay.................................................................................
June 23, 2026 at 10:24 PM
been mostly trying to ignore the CA governor election stuff in hopes that there would be less work if i waited until more people dropped out but nope just got my ballot and there's 60 fucken people in da primary let's go
May 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
can someone come over and do like $4k worth of free professional seamster labor for me so i have time to play tomodachi life? Thanks
April 27, 2026 at 6:56 PM
i am so stressed out and busy right now and any time i have free time to hang out with other people i mostly spend it begging for emotional support................................. because i am struggling to make a cosplay
April 27, 2026 at 6:49 PM