Daniel Norcross
@norcrosscricket.bsky.social
Freelance cricket commentator largely to be found on TMS and general grifter. The least capable co host on @zeroduckspod Will work, not very hard, for money and/or fine wine.
This is not chaseable
September 18, 2026 at 12:27 PM
This is not chaseable
‘To love is to suffer.
Not to love is to suffer.
To suffer is to suffer.
To be happy is to love.
To be happy therefore is to suffer.’ (Keaton/Allen)
Not to love is to suffer.
To suffer is to suffer.
To be happy is to love.
To be happy therefore is to suffer.’ (Keaton/Allen)
September 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
‘To love is to suffer.
Not to love is to suffer.
To suffer is to suffer.
To be happy is to love.
To be happy therefore is to suffer.’ (Keaton/Allen)
Not to love is to suffer.
To suffer is to suffer.
To be happy is to love.
To be happy therefore is to suffer.’ (Keaton/Allen)
Even less than half way if you start your journey from, say, Stockholm.
September 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Even less than half way if you start your journey from, say, Stockholm.
Almost half way to Bristol.
September 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Almost half way to Bristol.
It is the gift that keeps on giving every time England loses The Ashes.
September 8, 2026 at 8:43 PM
It is the gift that keeps on giving every time England loses The Ashes.
Century after century
Fascists fascist
While poets
Poet
As good people
Die (or, if they have sufficient means, plan an escape to the South Island of New Zealand).
Fascists fascist
While poets
Poet
As good people
Die (or, if they have sufficient means, plan an escape to the South Island of New Zealand).
September 6, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Century after century
Fascists fascist
While poets
Poet
As good people
Die (or, if they have sufficient means, plan an escape to the South Island of New Zealand).
Fascists fascist
While poets
Poet
As good people
Die (or, if they have sufficient means, plan an escape to the South Island of New Zealand).
The ones
That just do
A sentence
On multiple lines
With capital letters
To start each new
Line
Annoy
Me
The
Most
That just do
A sentence
On multiple lines
With capital letters
To start each new
Line
Annoy
Me
The
Most
September 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The ones
That just do
A sentence
On multiple lines
With capital letters
To start each new
Line
Annoy
Me
The
Most
That just do
A sentence
On multiple lines
With capital letters
To start each new
Line
Annoy
Me
The
Most
At least we won.
August 26, 2026 at 3:19 PM
At least we won.
I haven’t been able to find it and Cricinfo hasn’t updated in a while.
August 26, 2026 at 11:50 AM
I haven’t been able to find it and Cricinfo hasn’t updated in a while.
Weirdly, I’ve only watched when India has been batting in this match. And about to head to Guildford, so will miss him again.
August 19, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Weirdly, I’ve only watched when India has been batting in this match. And about to head to Guildford, so will miss him again.
The Lord’s Test. Surrey livestream either side of that.
August 15, 2026 at 12:52 PM
The Lord’s Test. Surrey livestream either side of that.
It’s been a little odd. Stronger teams for the most part, but two of them (BP and LS women) have been atrocious. Can’t quite work out what’s going on.
August 13, 2026 at 12:26 PM
It’s been a little odd. Stronger teams for the most part, but two of them (BP and LS women) have been atrocious. Can’t quite work out what’s going on.
Ah, we multiply. I spent yonks adding them all up. Maths O level was 43 years ago.
August 13, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Ah, we multiply. I spent yonks adding them all up. Maths O level was 43 years ago.
Is the George and Henry answer correct? Or do I not understand ‘product’? Eight Henrys = 36. Six Georges = 21. Or am I mathematically illiterate?
August 13, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Is the George and Henry answer correct? Or do I not understand ‘product’? Eight Henrys = 36. Six Georges = 21. Or am I mathematically illiterate?
Wow. Just seen the score.
August 13, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Wow. Just seen the score.
Let’s speak in December.
August 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Let’s speak in December.