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“A 32-year-old woman with no history of plastic surgery presented to doctors with distended lips, eyelid discoloration, and severe cheek swelling. Subsequent contact tracing determined the patient had contracted Mar-a-Lago face via a brief exposure to respiratory droplets from Kimberly Guilfoyle.”
Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face
WASHINGTON—In a troubling discovery that has public health researchers on high alert for a wider outbreak, a team of Georgetown University epidemiologists announced Tuesday that they had confirmed the...
theonion.com
May 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
“A 32-year-old woman with no history of plastic surgery presented to doctors with distended lips, eyelid discoloration, and severe cheek swelling. Subsequent contact tracing determined the patient had contracted Mar-a-Lago face via a brief exposure to respiratory droplets from Kimberly Guilfoyle.”
Why did T-Mobile not return the famous "Devil wears Prada" ringtone for the new movie? It's iconic
May 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Why did T-Mobile not return the famous "Devil wears Prada" ringtone for the new movie? It's iconic
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The ignorance of the people who vote for these criminals is why we are where we are.
Good morning everyone.
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Good morning everyone.
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May 2, 2026 at 11:31 AM
The ignorance of the people who vote for these criminals is why we are where we are.
Good morning everyone.
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Good morning everyone.
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back in the day films were well written, were art, they were *about things*
December 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
back in the day films were well written, were art, they were *about things*
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December 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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This message hits hard.
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This message hits hard.
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oh so you’re telling me “defending women” was all a lie intended to persecute transgender people? shocking.
December 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
oh so you’re telling me “defending women” was all a lie intended to persecute transgender people? shocking.
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“…Even if they are able to clean up his mess … elect a supremely sane president next, America will NEVER again be a trusted partner. Because there are enough Americans who would vote for him … (again).
I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”
I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“…Even if they are able to clean up his mess … elect a supremely sane president next, America will NEVER again be a trusted partner. Because there are enough Americans who would vote for him … (again).
I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”
I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”
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“The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda.
It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.”
- Garry Kasparov
It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.”
- Garry Kasparov
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda.
It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.”
- Garry Kasparov
It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.”
- Garry Kasparov
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Well, he and his dear old daddy used to attend KKK "rituals" together, so yeah, def tracks.
October 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Well, he and his dear old daddy used to attend KKK "rituals" together, so yeah, def tracks.
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IF ANY CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY SIGNS THIS RADICAL AGREEMENT, THEY'LL LOSE BILLIONS IN STATE FUNDING — INCLUDING CAL GRANTS — INSTANTLY.
CALIFORNIA WILL NOT BANKROLL SCHOOLS THAT SELL OUT THEIR STUDENTS, PROFESSORS, RESEARCHERS, AND SURRENDER ACADEMIC FREEDOM.
CALIFORNIA WILL NOT BANKROLL SCHOOLS THAT SELL OUT THEIR STUDENTS, PROFESSORS, RESEARCHERS, AND SURRENDER ACADEMIC FREEDOM.
October 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
IF ANY CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY SIGNS THIS RADICAL AGREEMENT, THEY'LL LOSE BILLIONS IN STATE FUNDING — INCLUDING CAL GRANTS — INSTANTLY.
CALIFORNIA WILL NOT BANKROLL SCHOOLS THAT SELL OUT THEIR STUDENTS, PROFESSORS, RESEARCHERS, AND SURRENDER ACADEMIC FREEDOM.
CALIFORNIA WILL NOT BANKROLL SCHOOLS THAT SELL OUT THEIR STUDENTS, PROFESSORS, RESEARCHERS, AND SURRENDER ACADEMIC FREEDOM.
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Good morning Monday what’s for breakfast?
September 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Good morning Monday what’s for breakfast?
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Kill a white millionaire, get the death penalty. Kill two black protesters, get invited to CPAC to be celebrated.
April 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Kill a white millionaire, get the death penalty. Kill two black protesters, get invited to CPAC to be celebrated.
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Latinos are fundamental to California’s history, culture, and greatness.
Latino Heritage Month is a chance to acknowledge the fact that California’s story doesn’t exist without yours — and to celebrate the grit, joy, and dreams that Latinos contribute to our beautiful state.
Latino Heritage Month is a chance to acknowledge the fact that California’s story doesn’t exist without yours — and to celebrate the grit, joy, and dreams that Latinos contribute to our beautiful state.
September 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Latinos are fundamental to California’s history, culture, and greatness.
Latino Heritage Month is a chance to acknowledge the fact that California’s story doesn’t exist without yours — and to celebrate the grit, joy, and dreams that Latinos contribute to our beautiful state.
Latino Heritage Month is a chance to acknowledge the fact that California’s story doesn’t exist without yours — and to celebrate the grit, joy, and dreams that Latinos contribute to our beautiful state.
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A coordinated effort to silence critics and free speech.
Must be a coincidence.
Must be a coincidence.
September 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A coordinated effort to silence critics and free speech.
Must be a coincidence.
Must be a coincidence.
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September 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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