When you don’t get to see ACC football in person.

I now see at least 2 other people beat me to this image. Drat.

“We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you a message from the President.”
The President:

Maybe the most incurious person in history. Someone who would trade the world to stare at his reflection.

You can either have a $500 denim jacket for free or a 50% chance of getting the $8000 jacket for free…

Virtuality
Assisting
Rapists

(Chet blocks his shot)
Wemby: now I am become death

BREAKING: world’s most racist billionaire continues to be a racist.

“Today I will be making my late grandmother’s chicken cacciatore. A recipe she passed down to my mom, who passed it to me. Every time I cook it, I feel she is alive again.”
(Bobby Flay emerging like the Undertaker) “Your grandma must not have know a Birds Eye’s Chili takes this dish to a new level.”

District Court Judges ruling against Trump following a contested hearing? A sham and fraud to the legal practice.

Me and a handful of my weirdo friends writing some blogs against birthright citizenship? Evidence of a serious legal debate.

Same guy who like a week ago was saying the mere existence of seven law professors who support Trump’s birthright citizenship EO shows there’s an actual debate about the citizenship clause. Why are they letting this guy teach students?

They could simply say the bombing of Iran and assassination of their spiritual leader is unjust but I guess that’s too much to ask of our opposition party.

Left Twitter/X but I see still good ole fashioned anti-Arab racism is alive here.

Ivy League professor: Oh so it makes you a pedophile to send someone an email now!
The email in question: Hi Jeffrey! Great time on the island, loved the, shall we say, accoutrement!