Tufty Club Henchman
normalherbs.bsky.social
Tufty Club Henchman
@normalherbs.bsky.social
Jokes mostly. I’m also into science and technology. Ethics before politics.
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September 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Yes im a clown. But hopefully soon a clown on a mobility scooter. Please find the time to share. I understand how hard it is nowadays with the cost of living being so hard on people. So if you can't donate then sharing is brilliantly helpful.

gofund.me/d1b132aae
September 24, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Here’s my origin video game, you whippersnappers.
September 23, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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This has been a very difficult time for me and the decision to do this as been really hard to make.

But the potential benefits outweigh shame and embarrassment I'm afraid.

gofund.me/645f5a343
Donate to Buy a Mobility Scooter, organized by Vaun Earl Norman
Hi I'm Vaun Earl Norman you might have seen me in Vic and Bob's Big Night Out, or The Other … Vaun Earl Norman needs your support for Buy a Mobility Scooter
gofund.me
September 18, 2026 at 10:39 AM
“Head lice becoming more resistant to treatments.

Scientists left scratching their heads.”

~Phillip Schofield #quote
September 13, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Has anyone heard anything from Ashley Banjo? I haven't seen him out nicking packets of Wotsits for a while.
September 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
"My cum smells like a chip shop."

~Ben Fogle #quote
September 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
“Why was the string instrument so certain?

The harp wants what the harp wants.”

~Nigel Kennedy #quote
September 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
“They should make a TV show following John Nettles around playing Sting songs at him when he’s out in public. They could call it Stinging Nettles.”

~Liza Tarbuck #quote
September 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
“My diarrhoea smells like pickled onions.”

~Caitlyn Jenner #quote
September 1, 2026 at 8:18 PM
“I put my finger in my bellybutton and gave it a sniff. Ripe cheddar!”

~Heather Graham #quote
August 31, 2026 at 2:13 AM
“What’s the fast drink in the world?

Milk - it’s pasteurised before you see it.”

~Nick Berry #quote
August 29, 2026 at 2:08 AM
My favourite thing about BlueSky is when it crashes the browser tab when you open a post.
August 28, 2026 at 3:50 PM
“Why are you asking me if I have fangs?”

~Katie Phang #quote
August 23, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Nice picture of Michael Weatherly.
August 20, 2026 at 6:17 PM
“Who was the skinniest singer?

Bony Tyler.”

~ Jamie Theakston #quote
August 19, 2026 at 6:26 AM
“Hell yeah! I love it when I smell like raw pastry!”

~Mutya Buena #quote
August 18, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Test
August 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Which former footballer is also a movie star?

Michael Owen Wilson.
August 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Okay Clacton. Let’s go.
August 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Signals, by BUNKR
8 track album
bunkr-music.bandcamp.com
August 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
“I just learned that oat milk was discovered in the 1960s, when NASA found out by accident what zero-g environments do to goat milk”

~Salman Rushdie #quote
August 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
"I just accidentally peed on myself and now I smell like bacon."

~Sid Owen #quote
August 8, 2026 at 7:42 PM
@bandcamp.com this is what happens when you fire your IT staff.
August 7, 2026 at 9:10 PM