norman
@normanshyster.bsky.social
film lovin beer drinkin cool guy
this guy is my boyfriend now and he’s great, and he’s taking me to the Winston Churchill museum on Sunday
met a dude on Wednesday, showed him 12 Angry Men yesterday, gonna see Coyote vs ACME with him tonight, my life rocks and I think I’m losing my gourd I haven’t crushed this hard in a gagillion years
September 23, 2026 at 2:37 PM
this guy is my boyfriend now and he’s great, and he’s taking me to the Winston Churchill museum on Sunday
met a dude on Wednesday, showed him 12 Angry Men yesterday, gonna see Coyote vs ACME with him tonight, my life rocks and I think I’m losing my gourd I haven’t crushed this hard in a gagillion years
August 30, 2026 at 9:36 PM
met a dude on Wednesday, showed him 12 Angry Men yesterday, gonna see Coyote vs ACME with him tonight, my life rocks and I think I’m losing my gourd I haven’t crushed this hard in a gagillion years
this is an ipa that’ll cost you $9 a can in $3 Miller Lite country
July 29, 2026 at 6:31 AM
this is an ipa that’ll cost you $9 a can in $3 Miller Lite country
getting new roommate really into dr katz professional therapist
July 22, 2026 at 2:25 AM
getting new roommate really into dr katz professional therapist
My favorite part of fathers day is finding out what barfly homies of mine have secretly been deadbeat dads this whole time
June 22, 2026 at 2:09 AM
My favorite part of fathers day is finding out what barfly homies of mine have secretly been deadbeat dads this whole time
hooked up with an ex the other day and knew I was over him when we were making out but all I was thinking about was basketball
June 10, 2026 at 3:46 PM
hooked up with an ex the other day and knew I was over him when we were making out but all I was thinking about was basketball
sitting in the backseat on a road trip chewing on a rolaid after taking dramamine and typing deeply sexually graphic texts
May 22, 2026 at 5:18 PM
sitting in the backseat on a road trip chewing on a rolaid after taking dramamine and typing deeply sexually graphic texts
whatever I’m rockin with libidinously needs to be studied
May 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
whatever I’m rockin with libidinously needs to be studied
just spotted Tracy Walter (Repo Man) and Mike Hagerty (Wayne’s World) in Get A Life
March 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
just spotted Tracy Walter (Repo Man) and Mike Hagerty (Wayne’s World) in Get A Life
my buddy took this through the record store window causing such a glare that leads me to think perhaps I’m the busch light messiah
March 24, 2026 at 4:51 AM
my buddy took this through the record store window causing such a glare that leads me to think perhaps I’m the busch light messiah
I watched Wayne’s World with my mom and youngest sibling a little while back. I told my mom “when I was a teenager, I thought that this was what my life would be like, and now as an adult, honestly this is pretty much what my life is like”
March 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I watched Wayne’s World with my mom and youngest sibling a little while back. I told my mom “when I was a teenager, I thought that this was what my life would be like, and now as an adult, honestly this is pretty much what my life is like”
I have an acquaintance who asks me to be his wife twice a year and I fear that this might be one of those old timey love tales, where 50 years from now I’ll be telling our grandchildren how he wore me down
March 5, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I have an acquaintance who asks me to be his wife twice a year and I fear that this might be one of those old timey love tales, where 50 years from now I’ll be telling our grandchildren how he wore me down
just got hit with a classic three y “heyyy” who does this guy (man I slept with casually under no implications) think I am? Some kind of slut (I am, and the text will work on me)?
January 14, 2026 at 5:31 AM
just got hit with a classic three y “heyyy” who does this guy (man I slept with casually under no implications) think I am? Some kind of slut (I am, and the text will work on me)?
happy thanksgiving I just ran into the guy I used to buy acid from in college at the bar where I brought my friend working thanksgiving leftovers from my moms house
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
happy thanksgiving I just ran into the guy I used to buy acid from in college at the bar where I brought my friend working thanksgiving leftovers from my moms house
gotta convince my boss that every customer we have is in massive nba fan so she’ll by league pass for the bar (me)
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
gotta convince my boss that every customer we have is in massive nba fan so she’ll by league pass for the bar (me)
bartender stopped in his tracks, turned around and walked up to me as if to share a secret, and told me that ground beef was on sale for half off at our local hyvee
October 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
bartender stopped in his tracks, turned around and walked up to me as if to share a secret, and told me that ground beef was on sale for half off at our local hyvee
Yes, I’m a slave to my whims, my pussy is wet because I got a beer and I’m listening to the band loverboy
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yes, I’m a slave to my whims, my pussy is wet because I got a beer and I’m listening to the band loverboy
how do I convince the lady at the Chinese restaurant I’m not crying because the food is too spicy I’m crying because I don’t think I’ll ever be able to fall in love again
October 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
how do I convince the lady at the Chinese restaurant I’m not crying because the food is too spicy I’m crying because I don’t think I’ll ever be able to fall in love again
sitting at the diner, I’ve been good about eating at home so I haven’t taken myself out to breakfast in a while, the waitress remembered my usual order, very sweet
October 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
sitting at the diner, I’ve been good about eating at home so I haven’t taken myself out to breakfast in a while, the waitress remembered my usual order, very sweet
my goy roommate listening to Matchmaker from Fiddler on the Roof for the first time “this is just like HAIM”
September 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
my goy roommate listening to Matchmaker from Fiddler on the Roof for the first time “this is just like HAIM”
saw one of my distant (not really sure distance wise, maybe third) cousins on Facebook and her baby is ugly
August 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
saw one of my distant (not really sure distance wise, maybe third) cousins on Facebook and her baby is ugly
guy at the bar today had a tab with the last name Mulcahy and when he asked to close out I remembered and was like “Mulcahy, right?” And he was like “oh wow you pronounced it right that never happens” to which I said “oh yeah, I’ve watched M*A*S*H” and he did not laugh
July 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
guy at the bar today had a tab with the last name Mulcahy and when he asked to close out I remembered and was like “Mulcahy, right?” And he was like “oh wow you pronounced it right that never happens” to which I said “oh yeah, I’ve watched M*A*S*H” and he did not laugh
I just had a (more or less, situationship if you will) breakup conversation where I couldn’t stop burping
May 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I just had a (more or less, situationship if you will) breakup conversation where I couldn’t stop burping
I’m soul crushingly hungover
May 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’m soul crushingly hungover
I’m not a religious man but if god favors lover boys I’ll be getting some tonight
May 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I’m not a religious man but if god favors lover boys I’ll be getting some tonight