not_col_sanders
@not-col-sanders.bsky.social
🎵, 📖 and ⚽️
Arsenal ⚪️🔴🔴⚪️
#EastBayGooners
#SiliconValleyGooners
#BayAreaGooners
Oakland Roots SC Oakland Soul SC⚫️⚫️
Sinkane, always @sinkanera.bsky.social 🎸
The Proper Care of Cactus Plants
Arsenal ⚪️🔴🔴⚪️
#EastBayGooners
#SiliconValleyGooners
#BayAreaGooners
Oakland Roots SC Oakland Soul SC⚫️⚫️
Sinkane, always @sinkanera.bsky.social 🎸
The Proper Care of Cactus Plants
Pinned
6 soccer games this weekend and now ready to see my wife’s @heysusie.bsky.social friend play bass with Besr McCreary at the GAMH, one of my all time favorite spots.
September 14, 2026 at 4:09 AM
6 soccer games this weekend and now ready to see my wife’s @heysusie.bsky.social friend play bass with Besr McCreary at the GAMH, one of my all time favorite spots.
Otis has been one of my favorites for a long time.
One of my favorites:
One of my favorites:
September 9, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Otis has been one of my favorites for a long time.
One of my favorites:
One of my favorites:
👑🇧🇷🔴⚪️
Gabriel Magalhães has played against Chelsea 12 times, never ending on the losing side - it's the most games an Arsenal player has ever played against them without suffering defeat.
September 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
👑🇧🇷🔴⚪️
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I fucking love Kai Havertz and I love how much he hates Chelsea
September 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I fucking love Kai Havertz and I love how much he hates Chelsea
So Palmer should be off after that and the kick on MLS from behind.
September 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
So Palmer should be off after that and the kick on MLS from behind.
Family trip to The Emirates April ‘24. Took Jr. to The Armory to get a jersey. Picks Martinelli #11. Few players hold a place in my sporting heart like Martinelli does. Go on and be well, young man. Show them all what you can do. And we’ll see you again soon. He comes from Sao Pauloooooo 😭
September 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Family trip to The Emirates April ‘24. Took Jr. to The Armory to get a jersey. Picks Martinelli #11. Few players hold a place in my sporting heart like Martinelli does. Go on and be well, young man. Show them all what you can do. And we’ll see you again soon. He comes from Sao Pauloooooo 😭
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
September 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
9 minutes and counting this is hilarious
August 31, 2026 at 8:58 PM
9 minutes and counting this is hilarious
What a move! Great goal! ⚪️🔴🔴⚪️
August 31, 2026 at 8:18 PM
What a move! Great goal! ⚪️🔴🔴⚪️
My kid is a goalie. I’m Ramsdale’s father from the All or Nothing series.
August 31, 2026 at 1:03 AM
My kid is a goalie. I’m Ramsdale’s father from the All or Nothing series.
KYRA ONLY SCORES BANGERZZZZ!
Kyra with a thunderbolt into the top corner, no-one deserves it more than this girl 🤗🤗🤗
August 27, 2026 at 3:19 AM
KYRA ONLY SCORES BANGERZZZZ!
The 5 Simpsons lines I have uttered the most off the top of my head.
1 In your face, space coyote
2 Dear lord protect this rocket house and all who dwell within the rocket house
3 Garbage in garbage can…hmm, makes sense
4 looks like those clowns in congress have done it again what a bunch of clowns
1 In your face, space coyote
2 Dear lord protect this rocket house and all who dwell within the rocket house
3 Garbage in garbage can…hmm, makes sense
4 looks like those clowns in congress have done it again what a bunch of clowns
The 5 Simpsons lines I have uttered the most off the top of my head.
1. Me fail English? That’s unpossible
2. Don’t say revenge, don’t say revenge
3. Feels like I’m wearing, nothing at all!
4. Money can be exchanged for goods and services
5. You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.
1. Me fail English? That’s unpossible
2. Don’t say revenge, don’t say revenge
3. Feels like I’m wearing, nothing at all!
4. Money can be exchanged for goods and services
5. You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.
Jk.
The 5 Simpsons lines I have uttered the most off the top of my head.
1. Tramampoline!
2. We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.
3. Senor Plow no es macho, es solamente un borracho (sung to myself, obvs)
4. That's a paddlin'
5. Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals.
The 5 Simpsons lines I have uttered the most off the top of my head.
1. Tramampoline!
2. We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.
3. Senor Plow no es macho, es solamente un borracho (sung to myself, obvs)
4. That's a paddlin'
5. Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals.
August 26, 2026 at 6:02 AM
The 5 Simpsons lines I have uttered the most off the top of my head.
1 In your face, space coyote
2 Dear lord protect this rocket house and all who dwell within the rocket house
3 Garbage in garbage can…hmm, makes sense
4 looks like those clowns in congress have done it again what a bunch of clowns
1 In your face, space coyote
2 Dear lord protect this rocket house and all who dwell within the rocket house
3 Garbage in garbage can…hmm, makes sense
4 looks like those clowns in congress have done it again what a bunch of clowns
One of a kind
Dolly Parton - Do I ever Cross Your Mind LIVE (Carson Tonight 1977)
YouTube video by Dolly Parton HD
youtu.be
August 25, 2026 at 6:56 PM
One of a kind
I AM HAVING SO MUCH FUN !!!!! ⚪️🔴🔴⚪️
I'm determined to have fun this season. We all nearly died last season. We are owed fun.
August 21, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I AM HAVING SO MUCH FUN !!!!! ⚪️🔴🔴⚪️
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Tonight
If you live the Bay Area and just need a night of non-stop dancing and fun. I got you covered
Enjoy yourself. you deserve it.
www.eventim.us/event/lcd-so...
If you live the Bay Area and just need a night of non-stop dancing and fun. I got you covered
Enjoy yourself. you deserve it.
www.eventim.us/event/lcd-so...
Buy tickets to LCD Soundsystem vs Daft Punk night in San Francisco on August 21, 2026
Friday, Aug 21LCD Soundsystem vs Daft Punk night With NORTH AMERICAN SCUM and Meikee MagneticDoors 8 pm$15 advance / $20 at doorall agesGet ready to dance yourself clean one more time with live tribut
www.eventim.us
August 21, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Tonight
If you live the Bay Area and just need a night of non-stop dancing and fun. I got you covered
Enjoy yourself. you deserve it.
www.eventim.us/event/lcd-so...
If you live the Bay Area and just need a night of non-stop dancing and fun. I got you covered
Enjoy yourself. you deserve it.
www.eventim.us/event/lcd-so...
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San Francisco! Come see my band @nascum.bsky.social play LCD SOUNDSYSTEM covers at the Rickshaw Stop this Friday night. We're playing head to head with a DAFT PUNK tribute. All ages! Tickets here: wl.eventim.us/event/lcd-so...
August 20, 2026 at 5:09 AM
San Francisco! Come see my band @nascum.bsky.social play LCD SOUNDSYSTEM covers at the Rickshaw Stop this Friday night. We're playing head to head with a DAFT PUNK tribute. All ages! Tickets here: wl.eventim.us/event/lcd-so...
Seen in the wilds of Castro Valley CA. I approve of this message.
August 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Seen in the wilds of Castro Valley CA. I approve of this message.
“Have you ever been to a festival, the Big Sur congregation, where Country Joe will do his show, and sing about liberty”
Rest in peace to Country Joe McDonald, the legendary singer-songwriter, activist and frontman of Country Joe and the Fish, who has died at 84.
August 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
“Have you ever been to a festival, the Big Sur congregation, where Country Joe will do his show, and sing about liberty”
One of the Ferraris has a Lighting McQueen livery!
“Luigi follow only the Ferraris”
“Luigi follow only the Ferraris”
July 25, 2026 at 10:12 PM
One of the Ferraris has a Lighting McQueen livery!
“Luigi follow only the Ferraris”
“Luigi follow only the Ferraris”
Ferrari Challenge at Sonoma Raceway
July 25, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Ferrari Challenge at Sonoma Raceway
Declan never stopped running
July 15, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Declan never stopped running
lol Jude messing up the countdown
July 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
lol Jude messing up the countdown
my favorite photo from World Cup experience. Fans of both teams made the experience unique. The Austria fans were great. But when Jordan scored their goal, the stadium shook, we could feel it. And when the game was over, there was nothing but camaraderie. FIFA will never be able to take that away.
June 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
my favorite photo from World Cup experience. Fans of both teams made the experience unique. The Austria fans were great. But when Jordan scored their goal, the stadium shook, we could feel it. And when the game was over, there was nothing but camaraderie. FIFA will never be able to take that away.
“Martin Ødegaard, Premier League Title Winner” yeah keep saying that
June 16, 2026 at 10:24 PM
“Martin Ødegaard, Premier League Title Winner” yeah keep saying that
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We didn't lose a CL match all season.
We took the best in Europe all the way.
They couldn't score past us from open play in over 120 mins of football.
I'm proud of The Arsenal & so should you be.
Buzzing for next season already.
🏆
❤️🤍
We took the best in Europe all the way.
They couldn't score past us from open play in over 120 mins of football.
I'm proud of The Arsenal & so should you be.
Buzzing for next season already.
🏆
❤️🤍
May 30, 2026 at 7:56 PM
We didn't lose a CL match all season.
We took the best in Europe all the way.
They couldn't score past us from open play in over 120 mins of football.
I'm proud of The Arsenal & so should you be.
Buzzing for next season already.
🏆
❤️🤍
We took the best in Europe all the way.
They couldn't score past us from open play in over 120 mins of football.
I'm proud of The Arsenal & so should you be.
Buzzing for next season already.
🏆
❤️🤍