Sensei Thunderfist, MD
@notbumpwills.bsky.social
Maybe you could tell me what is going on. And please, speak as you might to a young child. Or a golden retriever. It wasn't brains that brought me here; I assure you that
My rage and dislike of “Marlins Man” can power a rocket to Mars!
October 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
My rage and dislike of “Marlins Man” can power a rocket to Mars!
My ride is here
October 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
My ride is here
As your next President, if you move over into the passing lane and the car that's supposed to pass instead sits on its cruise control, making you side by side at the end of the end of the lane merge. They WILL go to jail, and you get to keep their car as compensation!
October 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
As your next President, if you move over into the passing lane and the car that's supposed to pass instead sits on its cruise control, making you side by side at the end of the end of the lane merge. They WILL go to jail, and you get to keep their car as compensation!
Ristað brauð-tími!
October 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Ristað brauð-tími!
The Ted Lasso writer trying to keep me from asking 50 season-finale questions.
October 7, 2026 at 2:15 AM
The Ted Lasso writer trying to keep me from asking 50 season-finale questions.
Calling it right now. Rebecca’s father was married to Zelda, stole her banana clip patent, and later married Rebecca’s mother. That's why Zelda is trying to take Richmond.
October 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Calling it right now. Rebecca’s father was married to Zelda, stole her banana clip patent, and later married Rebecca’s mother. That's why Zelda is trying to take Richmond.
TOAST O'CLOCK!! PM edition!!
October 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
TOAST O'CLOCK!! PM edition!!
Jackson Chourio to the Brewers about Mason Miller.
October 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Jackson Chourio to the Brewers about Mason Miller.