Noah Wilker
@npwilker.bsky.social
Dad, tennis whore, foodie, lover of dogs and boats. Here for the same reason you are, prolly.
Just. Pathetic.
Q: How will you prove intent when Comey said he didn't associate '86' with doing harm and he took it down promptly, saying it was political speech?
BLANCHE: How do you prove intent in any case? With witnesses, documents, with the defendants himself, and that's how we'll do it in this case
BLANCHE: How do you prove intent in any case? With witnesses, documents, with the defendants himself, and that's how we'll do it in this case
April 28, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Just. Pathetic.
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Just the dumbest people in the world
RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction."
April 22, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Just the dumbest people in the world
"The Fed needs to pay attention to something I'm imagining".
Hassett: "Imagine if oil prices start going back down because the situation resolves itself somehow, they you could be looking at an inflation close to zero. That's something the Fed needs to pay attention to."
April 14, 2026 at 6:36 PM
"The Fed needs to pay attention to something I'm imagining".
Barfing out this lie nonstop to deflect from his massive f*ck up
TRUMP: Look, the election was rigged. You know that, I know that, everybody knows that now.
BARTIROMO: Yup
TRUMP: And it's all come out. And it's coming out.
BARTIROMO: Yup
TRUMP: And it's all come out. And it's coming out.
April 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Barfing out this lie nonstop to deflect from his massive f*ck up
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Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?
April 9, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?
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*many people are saying* it sure looks like the White House wrote this for Pakistan’s PM, who posted it then quickly deleted the top part 😬
April 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
*many people are saying* it sure looks like the White House wrote this for Pakistan’s PM, who posted it then quickly deleted the top part 😬
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Trump just cut a midterm ad for every Democrat in America. bsky.app/profile/fact...
Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
April 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Trump just cut a midterm ad for every Democrat in America. bsky.app/profile/fact...
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Trump is going on national TV tonight to look the American people in the eyes and say "two weeks"
April 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Trump is going on national TV tonight to look the American people in the eyes and say "two weeks"
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"These numbers are a disaster for President Trump ... the worst of all time at this point" -- Harry Enten ticks through Trump's absolutely dire polling on the economy
April 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
"These numbers are a disaster for President Trump ... the worst of all time at this point" -- Harry Enten ticks through Trump's absolutely dire polling on the economy
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There was a deal on the table. And you bombed instead.
Hegseth: "We would much prefer to get a deal. If Iran was willing to relinquish material they have and ambitions they have, open the strait, great. That's the goal. We don't want to have to do more militarily than we have to."
March 31, 2026 at 1:28 PM
There was a deal on the table. And you bombed instead.
People learning too slowly that he's completely full of shit
Brent up about $1.50 this morning and at almost at $110 again.
About 12 hours after the latest Truth Social signalled deescalation.
The half life of these posts is falling.
About 12 hours after the latest Truth Social signalled deescalation.
The half life of these posts is falling.
March 27, 2026 at 3:01 PM
People learning too slowly that he's completely full of shit
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just a breathtaking self-own here from Ted Cruz
Cruz: "I'll tell you one of the big differences between Watergate & Arctic Frost -- when Nixon & his corrupt AG & corrupt administration abused their law enforcement powers to go after their political opponents, Republican senators stood up to the POTUS of their own party & defended the rule of law"
March 24, 2026 at 2:40 PM
just a breathtaking self-own here from Ted Cruz
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Sen. Roger Marshall: "There's no doubt that our country is safer and securer than before President Trump was sworn in"
(the State Dept yesterday issued a global advisory for Americans because of threats and instability caused by Trump ... )
(the State Dept yesterday issued a global advisory for Americans because of threats and instability caused by Trump ... )
March 23, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Sen. Roger Marshall: "There's no doubt that our country is safer and securer than before President Trump was sworn in"
(the State Dept yesterday issued a global advisory for Americans because of threats and instability caused by Trump ... )
(the State Dept yesterday issued a global advisory for Americans because of threats and instability caused by Trump ... )
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Whiz kid.
WELKER: If you were prepared, why is the Strait of Hormuz effectively closed right now?
CHRIS WRIGHT: Because it's right near the Iranian shoreline
CHRIS WRIGHT: Because it's right near the Iranian shoreline
March 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Whiz kid.
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I don’t want to shock anyone but Trump did not in fact write in a book that Bin Laden would knock down the World Trade Center, although he’s been claiming this for a decade.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/06/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/10/06/p...
Trump: "I knew the Strait would be a weapon. I predicted it a long time ago. I predicted all of this stuff. I predicted Osama bin Laden would knock out the World Trade Center. I wrote it in a book."
March 16, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I don’t want to shock anyone but Trump did not in fact write in a book that Bin Laden would knock down the World Trade Center, although he’s been claiming this for a decade.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/06/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/10/06/p...
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Pete Hegseth: “The only thing prohibiting transit in [the Strait of Hormuz] right now is Iran shooting at shipping. It is open for transit should Iran not do that.”
What a fucking idiot.
What a fucking idiot.
March 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Pete Hegseth: “The only thing prohibiting transit in [the Strait of Hormuz] right now is Iran shooting at shipping. It is open for transit should Iran not do that.”
What a fucking idiot.
What a fucking idiot.
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A oil prices have conveniently skyrocketed and no one can trace the money because its in a Qatari bank account.
You can see the smile creeping on his face as he's talking because he's so proud that he's getting away with something so corrupt.
You can see the smile creeping on his face as he's talking because he's so proud that he's getting away with something so corrupt.
Trump on Venezuela: "We've taken out 100 million barrels of oil already. A bit part of that goes to them and a big part goes to us. It's been great. We're gonna be running the oil."
March 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
A oil prices have conveniently skyrocketed and no one can trace the money because its in a Qatari bank account.
You can see the smile creeping on his face as he's talking because he's so proud that he's getting away with something so corrupt.
You can see the smile creeping on his face as he's talking because he's so proud that he's getting away with something so corrupt.
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after absolutely eviscerating Kristi Noem and calling for her resignation, Tillis is applauded. He thens threatens to hold up nominees if she doesn't stop stonewalling him. My God.
March 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
after absolutely eviscerating Kristi Noem and calling for her resignation, Tillis is applauded. He thens threatens to hold up nominees if she doesn't stop stonewalling him. My God.
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Raskin: "I want the whole country to look at this. This is the attorney general of the US whose job is law enforcement. We've never had a witness who has misunderstood our rules and been unable to conform his or her conduct to our rules before. Excuse me."
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Raskin: "I want the whole country to look at this. This is the attorney general of the US whose job is law enforcement. We've never had a witness who has misunderstood our rules and been unable to conform his or her conduct to our rules before. Excuse me."
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
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And he performed live and didn’t lip synch.
February 11, 2026 at 1:27 AM
And he performed live and didn’t lip synch.
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This is what ICE looks like
Law enforcement on Tuesday released photos of a masked individual appearing to tamper with the camera at Nancy Guthrie’s front door on the morning of her disappearance. 🔗 on.wsj.com/46uTQjq
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
This is what ICE looks like
concentration camps
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
concentration camps
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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