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nullzone.bsky.social
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@nullzone.bsky.social
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Death first to vultures and scavengers. Amateur drummer. Board game nerd. Computer Eater.
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nullzone.bsky.social
What’s this
Boomer the tuxedo cat, he’s curled up next to me on the bed with his paws all folded over each other
September 20, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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He’s not kidding tho
September 18, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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Not bad for a 10 minute slap job before leaving the house to be on stage
My face, showing off my makeup! Ive sweat through a lot of it but you can see the blue eyeshadow, the pink blush, a hint of the lip gloss; most noticeable is the eyeliner (which has remarkably NOT smudged or run) and star beauty mark under my eye
September 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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Very delighted to receive my copy of the Discworld RPG finally which I spent a frankly absurd amount of money on but it was worth it
A signed art print by Paul Kidby, artist for the Discworld novels, titled “Discworld Relativity”
September 15, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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(Except I’m actually listening intently and very attracted to their explanation)
Guy shouting in bored girl’s ear meme
September 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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Found @magpie.tips arch nemesis
A person in a red tee that reads “NO NERDS NO BIRDS”
August 25, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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Spent my birthday money
The boxes for a Amplitank K688 ultracardioid microphone and BM88 low profile boom arm, both from fifine (yes that is spelled correctly) The actual microphone and boom arm, set up attached to my desk.
August 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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Oh ok
HAIL THREAT... RADAR INDICATED; MAX HAIL SIZE... <75 IN; WIND THREAT... RADAR INDICATED; MAX WIND GUST... 60 MPH
August 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Hmm, I didn’t bring an umbrella to work today
August 10, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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longe
Boomer the tuxedo cat, he’s laying across my torso with his body fully extended and his tail draped so he looks like a long tube
August 9, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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From reading the details of how this works I feel like this graph is backwards - smaller numbers are better here!

I was sad about my lexicon score (I like using weird words) but turns out I’m better than average at it

The rest makes perfect sense tho lol

Get your own reading at b.mino.mobi/palm
A “palm reading” of my bluesky account analyzing how machine-like my posts are. I unfortunately score quite highly on that scale but my “best” score is a 43rd percentile for word uniqueness
August 6, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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Baby levels intensifying
Boomer the tuxedo cat again; he’s laying on his back with his front paws and chin tucked to his chest, and his back paws splayed out with his tail curled up between them
August 1, 2026 at 4:33 PM
nullzone.bsky.social
What’s this
Boomer the tuxedo cat laying on his back in an absurd position The same cat, just in another position
August 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Jumbo shrimp
Boomer the tuxedo cat, lying asleep in a curled position with his feet extended like a shrimp tail
August 1, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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American politics in a nutshell
Three shelf markers in a bookstore, reading “Politics”, “Politics”, and “The Left”
July 31, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Slug
Boomer the tuxedo cat lying on an ottoman, he’s elongated and irregularly shaped which gives him a very slug-like appearance
July 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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Tfw no thumbs
Boomer the tuxedo cat sitting atop his stacked cans of cat food
July 26, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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Please treat yourself to a little joy in the mail and get an Onion subscription
The front page of the latest edition of The Onion, with a full page spread that reads “ONE NATION OVER GOD” The back page of the latest edition of The Onion, another full page spread that says “PROTECTING AMERICA FROM FAIR ELECTIONS”. The page was sponsored by AIPAC The opinion piece in the paper, which reads “All Right, All Right, You Guys Have Won Me Over” - the writing credit is to Osama bin Laden
July 25, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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Rowlet the Pokémon holding his head worriedly
July 21, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Spoilers for Broken World
The top lines of my notebook for our RPG session. They read: JUL 19 — In the Mines MANY GNOLLS, NOW HANDLE IT They’re vampiric and life-draining
July 19, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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Asking the tough questions, like why he’s got such a cute face
Boomer the tuxedo cat sitting on my chest
July 18, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Forg
A small blue poison dart tree frog with black spots, sitting prominently on a rock in his enclosure Another frog, same style as the first, this one hiding under some plants
July 18, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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New glasses finally arrived
It’s me! My new glasses are black rectangular cat-eye rims with some white/clear “frosting” around the cat eye corners. The lenses are a subtle rose color giving me a little bit of a smoky look.
July 13, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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We did find her later tho
The box for an AIO CPU cooler with an anime girl on it
July 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Oh
The same aisle, zoomed in more. It says “GAMING WIFI6”
July 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM