Nurse (Practitioner) Hangry
@nursehangry.bsky.social
31 • new critical care NP trying to stay afloat • former CCT, ICU, & PACU RN • empty stomach, full bladder
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y’all are FAKE for not warning me about capsaicin, mother of PEARL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
March 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
y’all are FAKE for not warning me about capsaicin, mother of PEARL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
my pt’s pneumonia pcr grew 7 different bugs. SEVEN
a man in a yellow protective suit is spraying a car with a spray gun .
ALT: a man in a yellow protective suit is spraying a car with a spray gun .
media.tenor.com
March 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
my pt’s pneumonia pcr grew 7 different bugs. SEVEN
at every workplace there is that one older employee who will “reply all” to EVERY SINGLE EMAIL COMMUNICATION 💀
March 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
at every workplace there is that one older employee who will “reply all” to EVERY SINGLE EMAIL COMMUNICATION 💀
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Damn proud of Minnesota.
January 26, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Damn proud of Minnesota.
my parents are stranded in puerto rico until thursday with this storm. i don’t know whether to say “i’m sorry” or “congratulations” 🤣
January 25, 2026 at 3:50 PM
my parents are stranded in puerto rico until thursday with this storm. i don’t know whether to say “i’m sorry” or “congratulations” 🤣
not me choosing a career that requires me to show up for work during a record-setting snowstorm and sleep in a cot at work overnight 🤡
January 23, 2026 at 4:47 PM
not me choosing a career that requires me to show up for work during a record-setting snowstorm and sleep in a cot at work overnight 🤡
cue me trying to calculate what time i have to leave for work sunday morning to get there on time 😭
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 PM
cue me trying to calculate what time i have to leave for work sunday morning to get there on time 😭
admitted my first two flu A patients for the year.
and so it begins 😖
and so it begins 😖
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
admitted my first two flu A patients for the year.
and so it begins 😖
and so it begins 😖
not my patient and the virtual interpreter arguing in polish with each other jerry springer style 🤣
November 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
not my patient and the virtual interpreter arguing in polish with each other jerry springer style 🤣
the ED giving 40mg lasix IV to a patient with a K 2.3 is just the jump scare i needed to wake me up this morning, happy halloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 12:52 PM
the ED giving 40mg lasix IV to a patient with a K 2.3 is just the jump scare i needed to wake me up this morning, happy halloween 🎃
feeling validated that my hearing test came back borderline because i’m always asking ppl to repeat themselves and people think i’m not paying attention
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
feeling validated that my hearing test came back borderline because i’m always asking ppl to repeat themselves and people think i’m not paying attention
the surgical dept at my hospital is hot garbage. they’ll refuse to do a procedure for source control because the patient “isn’t stable enough” and “needs medical optimization”
then you get the patient stable-ish with abx (no source control), and they say “patient is stable, no intervention needed”
then you get the patient stable-ish with abx (no source control), and they say “patient is stable, no intervention needed”
October 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
the surgical dept at my hospital is hot garbage. they’ll refuse to do a procedure for source control because the patient “isn’t stable enough” and “needs medical optimization”
then you get the patient stable-ish with abx (no source control), and they say “patient is stable, no intervention needed”
then you get the patient stable-ish with abx (no source control), and they say “patient is stable, no intervention needed”
wayward is WILD, i binged the whole thing in one day
September 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
wayward is WILD, i binged the whole thing in one day
not my bilateral, 32 year-old, hip xrays showing mild degenerative changes 🫠
September 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
not my bilateral, 32 year-old, hip xrays showing mild degenerative changes 🫠
i feel like i’ve made it- the ED senior resident rotating with us called me a badass 🤣💪🏾
August 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
i feel like i’ve made it- the ED senior resident rotating with us called me a badass 🤣💪🏾
it has been 5 years since the start of the pandemic and “here comes the sun” still puts me into an immediate panic within the first 3 seconds of the instrumentals
August 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
it has been 5 years since the start of the pandemic and “here comes the sun” still puts me into an immediate panic within the first 3 seconds of the instrumentals
i need an acute care np side hustle that’s less taxing than my current job because overtime at this job ain’t it 😞
August 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i need an acute care np side hustle that’s less taxing than my current job because overtime at this job ain’t it 😞
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Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.
Release from HHS: HHS will wind down its development of the mRNA vaccine development activities under the Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority (BARDA).
August 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.
a patient’s seemingly impaired son yelled at me on the phone for using the phrase “mental status” because he didn’t know what it meant. it caught me so off guard, i didn’t even know how to go about explaining that in a more layman’s fashion…i thought i already was doing that but apparently not 🫣
August 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
a patient’s seemingly impaired son yelled at me on the phone for using the phrase “mental status” because he didn’t know what it meant. it caught me so off guard, i didn’t even know how to go about explaining that in a more layman’s fashion…i thought i already was doing that but apparently not 🫣
how is the average american affording to shop for clothes in this economy??? this cheap ass fabric for these astronomical prices?? i’m getting angrier by the minute walking though the mall
July 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
how is the average american affording to shop for clothes in this economy??? this cheap ass fabric for these astronomical prices?? i’m getting angrier by the minute walking though the mall
me (a new NP) + an even newer NP on nightshift, alone, in our office trying to workup/diagnose a new admission with “no medical history” who’s on the brink of death
July 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
me (a new NP) + an even newer NP on nightshift, alone, in our office trying to workup/diagnose a new admission with “no medical history” who’s on the brink of death
i’m going to try to start posting more. i’ve been struggling with this job- not the role of being an NP. it’s the lack of organization and consistency at this monstrous hospital, i would have expected so much better
July 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i’m going to try to start posting more. i’ve been struggling with this job- not the role of being an NP. it’s the lack of organization and consistency at this monstrous hospital, i would have expected so much better
the “i don’t follow politics” thing isn’t cute. people’s lives are getting destroyed, all sense of security getting ripped out from under their feet as a direct result of government policies and legislation. turning a blind eye to that is irresponsible and inhumane. wake UP
July 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
the “i don’t follow politics” thing isn’t cute. people’s lives are getting destroyed, all sense of security getting ripped out from under their feet as a direct result of government policies and legislation. turning a blind eye to that is irresponsible and inhumane. wake UP
feeling so unpatriotic that i want to remove my coincidentally red nail polish today
July 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
feeling so unpatriotic that i want to remove my coincidentally red nail polish today
oh shit, hospitals are about to get wrecked from this bill 😭 rural hospitals shutting down from lack of funding, academic centers bursting at the seams absorbing the volume
July 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
oh shit, hospitals are about to get wrecked from this bill 😭 rural hospitals shutting down from lack of funding, academic centers bursting at the seams absorbing the volume