The New World Otter
@nwot.bsky.social
👉 World Domination Organization disguised as a humor-adjacent sh!t poster and sporadically updated blog.
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🫠 These sounded better in my head
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🫠 These sounded better in my head
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The New World Otter
@nwot.bsky.social
· Jun 10
👕⁉️ Need a shirt to encapsulate the current vibe of *gestures broadly*😵💫?
Then the new WTF wrapped in an interobang wrapped in lightbulb is for you!
rmlartstudios.etsy.com/listing/4499...
Eventually to be in the eventual NWOt zazzle shop.
#newshirt #interobang #wtf #funnyshirt #tshirt
Then the new WTF wrapped in an interobang wrapped in lightbulb is for you!
rmlartstudios.etsy.com/listing/4499...
Eventually to be in the eventual NWOt zazzle shop.
#newshirt #interobang #wtf #funnyshirt #tshirt
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Yikes, the other 3 checks
Never came…
Never came…
September 15, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Yikes, the other 3 checks
Never came…
Never came…
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Hmm…. Suddenly The Lion King feels less like a children’s movie and more like required reading.
September 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Hmm…. Suddenly The Lion King feels less like a children’s movie and more like required reading.
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if I ever show up on your For You feed, I’m sorry they insulted you like that
September 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
if I ever show up on your For You feed, I’m sorry they insulted you like that
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September 10, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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I made a chicken salad today!
But it seems like they prefer grains.
But it seems like they prefer grains.
September 10, 2026 at 10:18 AM
I made a chicken salad today!
But it seems like they prefer grains.
But it seems like they prefer grains.
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He's now resorting to trying to buy the election.
Federal law makes it unlawful to knowingly and willfully pay, offer to pay, or accept payment for registering to vote or for voting. (52 U.S.C. §10307(c).) Any type of incentive is considered “payment.”
Federal law makes it unlawful to knowingly and willfully pay, offer to pay, or accept payment for registering to vote or for voting. (52 U.S.C. §10307(c).) Any type of incentive is considered “payment.”
September 10, 2026 at 6:16 AM
He's now resorting to trying to buy the election.
Federal law makes it unlawful to knowingly and willfully pay, offer to pay, or accept payment for registering to vote or for voting. (52 U.S.C. §10307(c).) Any type of incentive is considered “payment.”
Federal law makes it unlawful to knowingly and willfully pay, offer to pay, or accept payment for registering to vote or for voting. (52 U.S.C. §10307(c).) Any type of incentive is considered “payment.”
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My new 5 year plan is to start that one thing I said I was going to do 10 years ago
September 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
My new 5 year plan is to start that one thing I said I was going to do 10 years ago
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[Q-tipping my ears]
I don’t know where all this wax comes from, I haven’t eaten a candle in weeks.
I don’t know where all this wax comes from, I haven’t eaten a candle in weeks.
September 9, 2026 at 12:40 PM
[Q-tipping my ears]
I don’t know where all this wax comes from, I haven’t eaten a candle in weeks.
I don’t know where all this wax comes from, I haven’t eaten a candle in weeks.
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I really try to see the best in people, which has made me extraordinarily mentally ill.
March 22, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I really try to see the best in people, which has made me extraordinarily mentally ill.
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A girl I've just met has asked me out for coffee tomorrow, she said how about 10 in the morning, I told her no thanks that's way to many coffees..
September 9, 2026 at 12:33 PM
A girl I've just met has asked me out for coffee tomorrow, she said how about 10 in the morning, I told her no thanks that's way to many coffees..
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No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
September 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
If services / apps / websites could not crash / glitch / lose connection the EXACT moment I get motivation to work on stuff... that would be appreciated.
*resumes executive dysfunction catatonia*
*resumes executive dysfunction catatonia*
September 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
If services / apps / websites could not crash / glitch / lose connection the EXACT moment I get motivation to work on stuff... that would be appreciated.
*resumes executive dysfunction catatonia*
*resumes executive dysfunction catatonia*
Mmmm... Norwegian Wood-fired Pizza 🍴
September 8, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Mmmm... Norwegian Wood-fired Pizza 🍴
September 8, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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Keep your cyan, I no longer need it...
October 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Keep your cyan, I no longer need it...
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Me yelling “pick a direction!” at a squirrel in the road is probably exactly how God feels watching me make a decision.
September 7, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Me yelling “pick a direction!” at a squirrel in the road is probably exactly how God feels watching me make a decision.