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@nyom-klyu.bsky.social
This is my burner account.
I will not look at Facebook. Staring into the abyss of algorithmically determined outrage bait about how an AI bot claiming to be a farmer in Saskatchewan is mad about how Mark Carney is bad because he forced America to do a far-fetched Potash deal with Belarus is not good for me.
September 23, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I will not look at Facebook. Staring into the abyss of algorithmically determined outrage bait about how an AI bot claiming to be a farmer in Saskatchewan is mad about how Mark Carney is bad because he forced America to do a far-fetched Potash deal with Belarus is not good for me.
Oh lookit me! I'm George Osborne! The British Museum is totally apolitical! How could the Bayeux Tapestry or the Elgin Marbles be political!? I was just giving my best buddy Pete a private viewing and a handjob, but those dastardly wokes found out about it. Waaah!
George Osborne ‘thought Peter Thiel’s Bayeux tapestry visit would be secret’
British Museum chair tells Big Brue festival he thought no one would find out about the private viewing
www.theguardian.com
September 19, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Oh lookit me! I'm George Osborne! The British Museum is totally apolitical! How could the Bayeux Tapestry or the Elgin Marbles be political!? I was just giving my best buddy Pete a private viewing and a handjob, but those dastardly wokes found out about it. Waaah!
Twenty-five years of watching Americans going completely fucking insane.
September 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Twenty-five years of watching Americans going completely fucking insane.
Browsing the primary school Latin textbook Minimus which tells the fictional story of a Roman family at Vindolanda. They have two slaves: a Greek slave Corinthus 'Mr. Corinth' and a Briton slave Candidus 'Whitey'. 🤔
September 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Browsing the primary school Latin textbook Minimus which tells the fictional story of a Roman family at Vindolanda. They have two slaves: a Greek slave Corinthus 'Mr. Corinth' and a Briton slave Candidus 'Whitey'. 🤔
every time i see one of these far right chodes on facebook sharing alberta separatist propaganda i want to yell at them "you're advocating for the province to become the canadian equivalent of the republics of donetsk or luhansk, you fucking rube" but of course their comments are disabled.
September 3, 2026 at 7:10 AM
every time i see one of these far right chodes on facebook sharing alberta separatist propaganda i want to yell at them "you're advocating for the province to become the canadian equivalent of the republics of donetsk or luhansk, you fucking rube" but of course their comments are disabled.
A comedy sketch came to me in a dream:
The scene: A natural disaster. An aide rushes to the president. and asks "Sir, I have to direct the emergency response team! What are your orders?" And the president says: "I don't know. Claude! What should I do?"
The scene: A natural disaster. An aide rushes to the president. and asks "Sir, I have to direct the emergency response team! What are your orders?" And the president says: "I don't know. Claude! What should I do?"
August 31, 2026 at 3:55 PM
A comedy sketch came to me in a dream:
The scene: A natural disaster. An aide rushes to the president. and asks "Sir, I have to direct the emergency response team! What are your orders?" And the president says: "I don't know. Claude! What should I do?"
The scene: A natural disaster. An aide rushes to the president. and asks "Sir, I have to direct the emergency response team! What are your orders?" And the president says: "I don't know. Claude! What should I do?"
damn CDPR is just mogging the rest of the gaming industry right now.
The Witcher III: Wild Hunt Remastered - Reveal Trailer | gamescom 2026
YouTube video by IGN
www.youtube.com
August 25, 2026 at 10:36 PM
damn CDPR is just mogging the rest of the gaming industry right now.
look im just not able to describe the levels of nirvana i reach when i eat frozen reese's peanut butter cups while drunk at 3 in the morning. i can only encourage you to try this for yourself.
August 19, 2026 at 8:42 AM
look im just not able to describe the levels of nirvana i reach when i eat frozen reese's peanut butter cups while drunk at 3 in the morning. i can only encourage you to try this for yourself.
I should start a black metal prog fusion band called The Jack Parsons Project.
August 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I should start a black metal prog fusion band called The Jack Parsons Project.
Vinyl revival, I can understand. CD revival, yeah, I can understand. Cassette tape revival? Unless you're an obscure death metal band from south central Poland, what are we even doing as a culture?
August 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Vinyl revival, I can understand. CD revival, yeah, I can understand. Cassette tape revival? Unless you're an obscure death metal band from south central Poland, what are we even doing as a culture?
It would have been nice if Pedersen could have provided a bit more context to this glossary example.
August 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
It would have been nice if Pedersen could have provided a bit more context to this glossary example.
One of the wild things about going through my music collection that I've had in storage since 2011 is that oh hey I can actually read all of the album notes in Norwegian/Danish/Swedish of all these Scandi black and death metal albums now.
July 29, 2026 at 6:54 AM
One of the wild things about going through my music collection that I've had in storage since 2011 is that oh hey I can actually read all of the album notes in Norwegian/Danish/Swedish of all these Scandi black and death metal albums now.
Currently picturing all the long-time John Milton stans quietly fuming that they can't reach this level of cultural saturation for their poet.
July 27, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Currently picturing all the long-time John Milton stans quietly fuming that they can't reach this level of cultural saturation for their poet.
I had a weird dream last night about being part of a group of people that went back in time to try to prevent a terrorist attack that would trigger present-day dystopia, only for it to go awry in bizarre ways. Then I thought that might be a concept for a short story... But (1/2)
July 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I had a weird dream last night about being part of a group of people that went back in time to try to prevent a terrorist attack that would trigger present-day dystopia, only for it to go awry in bizarre ways. Then I thought that might be a concept for a short story... But (1/2)
I've said this before and I'll say it again: Learning to tell time on a 12-hour round clock is my least favourite part of language acquisition because *every single language* does it slightly differently.
July 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I've said this before and I'll say it again: Learning to tell time on a 12-hour round clock is my least favourite part of language acquisition because *every single language* does it slightly differently.
Ok so I was up late last night when there was some breaking news and this is what wikipedia said at the time.
July 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Ok so I was up late last night when there was some breaking news and this is what wikipedia said at the time.
Bluesky in mid 2026 is giving me Tumblr in mid 2015 vibes.
July 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Bluesky in mid 2026 is giving me Tumblr in mid 2015 vibes.
Someone ought to remix @nicklutsko.bsky.social's "I wanna be at the RNC" to be instead about wanting to hang out with the CNT and famous anarcho-syndicalists from 1930s Barcelona.
July 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Someone ought to remix @nicklutsko.bsky.social's "I wanna be at the RNC" to be instead about wanting to hang out with the CNT and famous anarcho-syndicalists from 1930s Barcelona.
so glad we're adding *checks notes* birth tourism to the lexicon of american xenophobia. this one will age like... what was the term we were using for this last time... anchor babies?
July 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
so glad we're adding *checks notes* birth tourism to the lexicon of american xenophobia. this one will age like... what was the term we were using for this last time... anchor babies?
Still waiting with bated breath for that Archie Comics arc where Betty and Veronica forcefem Archie and then they form a lesbian polycule.
some powerpoint slides from the World Transsexual Forum courtesy of @jeannethornton.bsky.social
June 30, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Still waiting with bated breath for that Archie Comics arc where Betty and Veronica forcefem Archie and then they form a lesbian polycule.
Reading Akkadian smut on the bus. I just learned that the logogram GIŠ (wood) can stand in for išarum ‘penis, male member’. All time and language is a flat circle.
June 23, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Reading Akkadian smut on the bus. I just learned that the logogram GIŠ (wood) can stand in for išarum ‘penis, male member’. All time and language is a flat circle.
Remembering that time I drafted a paper handout as a joke to show that the Indogermanische Dichtersprache people will argue literally any nonsense, attempting to show how the Batman Knightfall arc is actually a reflex of the Indo-European dragon-slaying myth.
June 21, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Remembering that time I drafted a paper handout as a joke to show that the Indogermanische Dichtersprache people will argue literally any nonsense, attempting to show how the Batman Knightfall arc is actually a reflex of the Indo-European dragon-slaying myth.
All I see is a picture of three — arguably four — war criminals.
Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this — not in a million years.
Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸
Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸
June 19, 2026 at 6:43 PM
All I see is a picture of three — arguably four — war criminals.
I had a friend in grad school once who told me her college Latin teacher insisted that pedicabo ego vos should be translated as 'I will soundly roger you'.
Well, as I might have expected, you probably can't do Catullus 16 in high schools.
June 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I had a friend in grad school once who told me her college Latin teacher insisted that pedicabo ego vos should be translated as 'I will soundly roger you'.