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oatmaster
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Dial-up internet survivor. Non-binary (NB: self-assessed). Fan of good things. ND (now official!) enby. 💛🤍💜🖤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 the best version of me
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strong armor
October 3, 2026 at 1:21 AM
God, family. Every thing my mum says makes me want to tear my face off.
October 3, 2026 at 11:13 AM
If you ask me, Nigel Farage is a Celebrity Traitor #politics #satire #topical #news #sorry
October 3, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Don't want to do anything today but obliged to. Not fair.
October 3, 2026 at 8:30 AM
I've got a renewal quote for house insurance that's cheaper than last year what the fuck's going on.
October 2, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Anyway, at least each day not drinking saves me enough to buy a dress or whatever off Vinted.
October 2, 2026 at 8:10 AM
I don't even want to drink now but I still can't stop thinking about it. I was asked to do a pro/cons list and one of the huge pros is being able to fucking think about something else.
October 2, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Saw someone post about Rowling Derangement Syndrome and it really ought to make someone think twice when they're nicking patter off Donald Trump.
October 2, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Just noticed I'm wearing a mouldy tshirt. It's been washed so it's stain rather than active mould at least. Not sure if I'm getting away with it looking like part of the fabric design.
October 1, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Think that's enough arguing in news comments for today.
October 1, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Still, fuck Labour.
September 29, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Had an email about a cockup in work so bad I began my reply with, "Oh, good lord"
September 28, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Appointment with support worker today, I am now considered 'abstinent' on the basis of 10 days in 14 without alcohol, ending with six continuous days. Moving me on to relapse prevention.
September 28, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Not drinking is more effort than managing with a perpetual hangover. I'm completely spent. The drawer's empty.
September 28, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Turns out I can still feel absolutely awful about myself even when not drinking.
September 28, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Looking at what people are at a food festival and baulked slightly seeing the first alcohol vendor and I guess that's going to be an ongoing source of hazard/anxiety.
September 26, 2026 at 7:56 AM
End of day 4 with no alcohol. New record.
September 25, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Going to B&Q for pliers. Hoping they have a burger van.
September 25, 2026 at 11:32 AM
I'm being expected to take me and the kids on a two hour round trip to visit my mum in hospital on a school night, a thing that not a single person involved will enjoy. Totally pointless.
September 24, 2026 at 8:44 AM
I forgot that Christian Concern was Darlington Nurses too, not just Sandie Peggie.
Let's have a look at the Christian Concern website.. bankruptcy of sexual autonomy.. one flesh union that brings new life.. every human person from conception.. cohabitation parody of marriage... unwarranted divorce.. true nature of Islam.. These are your guys, Darlington nurses!
September 23, 2026 at 12:36 PM
A lot of attention is paid to JK Rowling's funding of anti-trans cases but plenty of significant ones are openly backed by Christian fundamentalists.
September 23, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Christians shouldn't be allowed to self-ID. They should have to live as a Christian for at least two years and satisfy a panel of experts that they've been doing so and intend to do so permanently.
September 23, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Got three onions caramelising in a big casserole dish, going to give them about an hour.
September 20, 2026 at 10:36 AM
My liver has noticeably reduced in size #liver
September 20, 2026 at 8:02 AM
🎶slathering oestrogen on me legs🎶
September 19, 2026 at 7:04 PM