Captain Benge
@obzeyraw.bsky.social
used to play soccer. grey jedi. emily gilmore stan. father to a right-hander |276, 423, 614|
Appalachian, not american.
looking for my HCS section 105 family. #crew96 🍉
Appalachian, not american.
looking for my HCS section 105 family. #crew96 🍉
What you tolerate, you endorse.
September 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
What you tolerate, you endorse.
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imagine if i was like ‘here are my demands of the next head of penguin random house’ and then cbs typed it all up like anything about it was real
Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham outlined the traits she wants in the WNBA's next commissioner — someone who values players, communicates openly, and can unite a diverse league.
Sophie Cunningham says she wants next WNBA commissioner to be players-first and a unifier
Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham outlined the traits she wants in the WNBA's next commissioner — someone who values players, communicates openly, and can unite a diverse league.
www.cbsnews.com
September 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
imagine if i was like ‘here are my demands of the next head of penguin random house’ and then cbs typed it all up like anything about it was real
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I’ve been seeing folks on here sending their kids off to college (my oldest just started his so year at VT) so please indulge me for a minute while I shill for my wife’s new business—care packages for college students: instamomuniversity.com
College care packages for birthdays, exams, homesickness, and more
InstaMom University's college care packages include creative and fun gifts for all occasions: from homesickness to roommate conflicts, birthdays to final exams. Created by professors, these unique box...
instamomuniversity.com
September 15, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I’ve been seeing folks on here sending their kids off to college (my oldest just started his so year at VT) so please indulge me for a minute while I shill for my wife’s new business—care packages for college students: instamomuniversity.com
It’s genuinely wild to me that Nike still has the keys to anything.
And if I have to pick one, I think I’d complain the least amount if forced to wear the kings jersey.
And if I have to pick one, I think I’d complain the least amount if forced to wear the kings jersey.
What's your favorite NBA 'Specter Edition' jersey? Yes, you have to pick one.
September 12, 2026 at 7:14 PM
It’s genuinely wild to me that Nike still has the keys to anything.
And if I have to pick one, I think I’d complain the least amount if forced to wear the kings jersey.
And if I have to pick one, I think I’d complain the least amount if forced to wear the kings jersey.
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HELP US COVER THE #USOPENCUP
We need reporters to cover #USOC2027 qualifiers (updates/brief recap) in the following cities NEXT WEEKEND:
Atlanta area (3 games)
South Florida (2)
Baltimore
Chicago
Las Vegas
St. George, UT
Washington DC
Nashville
Dallas
Cleveland
We need reporters to cover #USOC2027 qualifiers (updates/brief recap) in the following cities NEXT WEEKEND:
Atlanta area (3 games)
South Florida (2)
Baltimore
Chicago
Las Vegas
St. George, UT
Washington DC
Nashville
Dallas
Cleveland
September 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
HELP US COVER THE #USOPENCUP
We need reporters to cover #USOC2027 qualifiers (updates/brief recap) in the following cities NEXT WEEKEND:
Atlanta area (3 games)
South Florida (2)
Baltimore
Chicago
Las Vegas
St. George, UT
Washington DC
Nashville
Dallas
Cleveland
We need reporters to cover #USOC2027 qualifiers (updates/brief recap) in the following cities NEXT WEEKEND:
Atlanta area (3 games)
South Florida (2)
Baltimore
Chicago
Las Vegas
St. George, UT
Washington DC
Nashville
Dallas
Cleveland
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Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA https://theonion.com/sophie-cunningham-claims-any-woman-who-averages-more-than-8-points-per-game-should-not-be-allowed-to-play-in-wnba/
August 28, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA https://theonion.com/sophie-cunningham-claims-any-woman-who-averages-more-than-8-points-per-game-should-not-be-allowed-to-play-in-wnba/
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You know who else has an unfair advantage in sport?
Naturally talented athletes.
And people with high hemoglobin.
And rich people with money for sports camps and coaches.
Why should they be allowed to compete?
“Fairness in sports” my ass. Never since NFTs have I heard such bullshit.
Naturally talented athletes.
And people with high hemoglobin.
And rich people with money for sports camps and coaches.
Why should they be allowed to compete?
“Fairness in sports” my ass. Never since NFTs have I heard such bullshit.
August 27, 2026 at 3:28 PM
You know who else has an unfair advantage in sport?
Naturally talented athletes.
And people with high hemoglobin.
And rich people with money for sports camps and coaches.
Why should they be allowed to compete?
“Fairness in sports” my ass. Never since NFTs have I heard such bullshit.
Naturally talented athletes.
And people with high hemoglobin.
And rich people with money for sports camps and coaches.
Why should they be allowed to compete?
“Fairness in sports” my ass. Never since NFTs have I heard such bullshit.
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Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
August 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Please, please tell me there is body cam footage from one of the puppets on the deck.
August 19, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Please, please tell me there is body cam footage from one of the puppets on the deck.
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Sure I live on the west coast now but you wouldn't last an hour in the hollers where they raised me 💅
It's so cute when people on the east coast talk about mountains
August 13, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Sure I live on the west coast now but you wouldn't last an hour in the hollers where they raised me 💅
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Maybe we tell Meta glasses wearers they can look directly at the eclipse with their Meta glasses
August 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Maybe we tell Meta glasses wearers they can look directly at the eclipse with their Meta glasses
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That's not true lol it's literally just free public art if you just leave it the fuck alone
Bristol artist Banksy's works cost taxpayers nearly £150k
FOI requests reveal Banksy artworks have cost taxpayers almost £150,000, with costs still rising.
www.bbc.com
August 9, 2026 at 12:33 PM
That's not true lol it's literally just free public art if you just leave it the fuck alone
Thank (their) god.
August 7, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Thank (their) god.
Missing Kirk a little extra today. #crew96 #forevermassive
August 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Missing Kirk a little extra today. #crew96 #forevermassive
Eww.
🏀 Coach of the Month 🏀
Stephanie White is your WNBA Coach of the Month after leading the Indiana Fever to a standout 8-2 record in the month of July!
#WNBASeason30
Stephanie White is your WNBA Coach of the Month after leading the Indiana Fever to a standout 8-2 record in the month of July!
#WNBASeason30
August 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Eww.
Going to this match! Super excited! Should’ve invited the @totalsoccershow.bsky.social group.
August 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Going to this match! Super excited! Should’ve invited the @totalsoccershow.bsky.social group.
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Game over.
July 30, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Game over.
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The most positive takeaway from this FIFA / private investment scandal? WE HAVE A VOICE.
We are not powerless to stupid change dictated by — and serving — the power brokers of the global soccer and collective financial bottom lines.
Well done to UEFA for being the first to step up.
We are not powerless to stupid change dictated by — and serving — the power brokers of the global soccer and collective financial bottom lines.
Well done to UEFA for being the first to step up.
July 30, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The most positive takeaway from this FIFA / private investment scandal? WE HAVE A VOICE.
We are not powerless to stupid change dictated by — and serving — the power brokers of the global soccer and collective financial bottom lines.
Well done to UEFA for being the first to step up.
We are not powerless to stupid change dictated by — and serving — the power brokers of the global soccer and collective financial bottom lines.
Well done to UEFA for being the first to step up.
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🎶 sheetz parking lot
i’m gonna keep on dancing at the sheetz parking lot 🎶
i’m gonna keep on dancing at the sheetz parking lot 🎶
July 28, 2026 at 2:48 AM
🎶 sheetz parking lot
i’m gonna keep on dancing at the sheetz parking lot 🎶
i’m gonna keep on dancing at the sheetz parking lot 🎶
Eww.
Happy 33rd to Harry Kane!
Harry Kane Kane Bayern
Alt: Harry Kane Bayern goal celebration
static.klipy.com
July 28, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Eww.
It’s going to be really weird to actively root against the sixers now.
July 24, 2026 at 7:22 PM
It’s going to be really weird to actively root against the sixers now.
I hate that man so much.
July 19, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I hate that man so much.
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Maybe the real World Cup was the hydration breaks we had along the way.
July 19, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Maybe the real World Cup was the hydration breaks we had along the way.
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he's someone we're not gonna be talking about anymore by the end of the week lol
Stephen Miller on Lindsey Graham: "He's someone we're still gonna be talking about 200 years from now"
July 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
he's someone we're not gonna be talking about anymore by the end of the week lol