Occam’s Rusty Spoon
@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social
I write code and stuff. Luddite 🐀 #LFC #Padres
I’ve been jagging breakfast burritos for lunch. My burrito wrapping skills are improving. These giant Sonora tortillas are the shit.
September 8, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I’ve been jagging breakfast burritos for lunch. My burrito wrapping skills are improving. These giant Sonora tortillas are the shit.
Hey look. Dogs in shirts!
July 23, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Hey look. Dogs in shirts!
Oh the irony.
May 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Oh the irony.
This is my birthday cake this year
May 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
This is my birthday cake this year
Can someone tell me what the fuck this means on my toilet cleaner wand packaging…
May 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Can someone tell me what the fuck this means on my toilet cleaner wand packaging…
That’s 110% champ, congrats on the bad brain.
April 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
That’s 110% champ, congrats on the bad brain.
One of the dogs took up my spot on the bed since I’m gone in Austin for work.
I’m ready to be home with my doggggsssss
I’m ready to be home with my doggggsssss
March 24, 2026 at 1:18 AM
One of the dogs took up my spot on the bed since I’m gone in Austin for work.
I’m ready to be home with my doggggsssss
I’m ready to be home with my doggggsssss
Things are deeply fucked up. Here is my dog whose farts are deeply disturbing right now.
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Things are deeply fucked up. Here is my dog whose farts are deeply disturbing right now.
Anywho these dudes are keeping me from being too upset.
January 17, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Anywho these dudes are keeping me from being too upset.
I’m sorry, but we need to live in a society where just lying like this gets you beaten to death with rocks.
January 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I’m sorry, but we need to live in a society where just lying like this gets you beaten to death with rocks.
My movie viewings for about the last week.
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
My movie viewings for about the last week.
Most recent movie watches. I expected to like Godzilla vs Biollante more than I did. The story just seemed messier than the average Godzilla flick.
January 12, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Most recent movie watches. I expected to like Godzilla vs Biollante more than I did. The story just seemed messier than the average Godzilla flick.
Added 666 lines in a PR.
PR of the beast.
PR of the beast.
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Added 666 lines in a PR.
PR of the beast.
PR of the beast.
Started a Letterboxd to find movies to watch and to encourage myself to scroll aimlessly less. Feels like a good start to the year.
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Started a Letterboxd to find movies to watch and to encourage myself to scroll aimlessly less. Feels like a good start to the year.
Mother of god
December 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Mother of god
I think I went a little big for Christmas Eve dinner
December 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I think I went a little big for Christmas Eve dinner
Some people have emotional support dogs.
I am this dog’s emotional support human.
I am this dog’s emotional support human.
December 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Some people have emotional support dogs.
I am this dog’s emotional support human.
I am this dog’s emotional support human.