Dan.
octopope.bsky.social
Dan.
@octopope.bsky.social
Maker, Potter, Design Technologist, board game lover.

I also make custom turned wood handled pottery tools and sell them here → WildayTools.com
I've taken the last two years off of my tech career. In thinking of returning, I wonder how viable it would be to refuse to "vibe code"?
August 18, 2026 at 10:43 PM
There's something really satisfying about these rather small cups (about 6oz) I've made. The angle of the line is off so I might just have to keep them for myself... darn. :)
August 4, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I am deathly allergic to knife wounds.
July 29, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I'm fairly open minded but...

you cannot convince me that Q-Tips were not designed to plunge into the depths of my ear and tickle my brain.
July 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I decided to update my Tiktok bio assuming to start using it for pottery.

I added my college and when it asked the year I graduated (2000, btw) I realized that their picker only goes back that far...

I'm kinda rethinking this tiktok thing again.
July 16, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The equipment I'm using at the gym is the "Icarian Line" .. so I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die.
July 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The DMV has cast Summon Juror.
June 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Words have lost all meaning from Hoverboards and the word "literally", to AI. Nothing means anything anymore.

It's Six Seven all the way down, motherfuckers.
May 28, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I think I somehow hate the term content creator more than influencer.

It's such a meaningless term...

In retrospect, I guess in a way it's accurate; an admission that they know what they create has no merit and can only be spoken of in the most generic of terms.
May 26, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Reposted by Dan.
📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms.
I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.
April 27, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Why do I become more worried when watchtower doesn't report that one of my containers needs updating?
April 27, 2026 at 12:19 PM
API Key MotherFucker!
April 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
If the administration can't get away with just lying they'll happily throw someone under the bus. The buck stops... someplace else.

Don't get me wrong, I love that she was fired... well, but only kinda as she has a new job in government. Ugh.
March 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Why does English not contain an opposite for "probably", such as:

conbably - least favorite
antibably - awkward in conversation, but fun and bouncy sounding
nobably - my favorite sounding, though probably least correct of all

Instead we have the pinnacle late 80's comedy probably... NOT!
March 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The Dodge Ram is one of the more confusingly named vehicles.

The name consists of two verbs that have polar opposite meanings.
February 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
What does the GOP have on John Fetterman? Is he just monumentally weak?

He condemns the actions of ICE but refuses to do anything remotely uncomfortable to fix things.

What a coward.
January 27, 2026 at 7:34 PM
We should normalize narcing on people who don't wash their hands in public restrooms.
January 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I made a White Russian substituting egg nog for the milk.

What does that make it?
a REALLY White Russian?
December 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My favorite part of Goonies is when Mikey decides to not have Asthma anymore.
December 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My son is home sick today so we got to play video games and watch the Goonies.

How did I never realize that Andy references the cut octopus scene at the end?
December 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Tiktok seems to be 70% QVC.
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I still have a few carbide trim tools left in my shop after last week's restock.

Anyone need last minute gifts for the potter in your life?

wildaytools.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
200 mile drive to philly and 3 days at Pax Unplugged

2 days with 6 hours to myself

300 mile drive to visit family for the holiday for 4 days

1 day with 6 hours to myself

Fucking ❄️ Snow ❄️ Day

I've been out of socializing spoons for days and onto plastic sporks here.
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Just restocked my Etsy shop with new hand made tungsten carbide pottery trim tools!

www.etsy.com/shop/WildayT...
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My filter basket is haunted by the ghosts of coffees past.

Dear Technivorm:
There has to be a better material for these than plastic. The Mochamaster demands a steel filter basket... or tempered glass perhaps?

While you're at it replace the plastic carafe lid as well.

Thnx
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM