Oddballwoofwoof
@oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social
Finally made the jump from the Bog of Eternal Stench.
Purveyor of bad jokes, lover of movies and books, frequently too tired to care about my own spelling.
Purveyor of bad jokes, lover of movies and books, frequently too tired to care about my own spelling.
I was going to ask when #TOTP finished broadcasting because in my head it ended right after the 90s as the music industry turned to talent show fodder rather than musicians but I've just found out that there's another SIX YEARS of this shit to go and now I need a drink.
September 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I was going to ask when #TOTP finished broadcasting because in my head it ended right after the 90s as the music industry turned to talent show fodder rather than musicians but I've just found out that there's another SIX YEARS of this shit to go and now I need a drink.
I have sympathy for Man City fans, they aren't responsible for whatever fraud their club owners and officials have been engaged in.
That said, this sympathy will disappear fast if I hear one more of them on the radio saying "Well, we really enjoyed the proceeds of our crimes over the years so..."
That said, this sympathy will disappear fast if I hear one more of them on the radio saying "Well, we really enjoyed the proceeds of our crimes over the years so..."
September 25, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I have sympathy for Man City fans, they aren't responsible for whatever fraud their club owners and officials have been engaged in.
That said, this sympathy will disappear fast if I hear one more of them on the radio saying "Well, we really enjoyed the proceeds of our crimes over the years so..."
That said, this sympathy will disappear fast if I hear one more of them on the radio saying "Well, we really enjoyed the proceeds of our crimes over the years so..."
Listening to a Man City fan on BBC FiveLive trying to say that the achievements that came *because* of the crimes they've committed since 2009 somehow lessens the guilt?
Oh ok, he's being more reasonable now but he still started with that argument.
Oh ok, he's being more reasonable now but he still started with that argument.
September 25, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Listening to a Man City fan on BBC FiveLive trying to say that the achievements that came *because* of the crimes they've committed since 2009 somehow lessens the guilt?
Oh ok, he's being more reasonable now but he still started with that argument.
Oh ok, he's being more reasonable now but he still started with that argument.
September 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Great to hear Widow's Bay won so many awards at the #Emmys . Well deserved, especially for Kate O'Flynn.
Widows Bay Tv Show
ALT: Widows Bay Tv Show
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September 15, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Great to hear Widow's Bay won so many awards at the #Emmys . Well deserved, especially for Kate O'Flynn.
It's just started absolutely lashing it down with rain here, for the first time in what seems like 87 years or something. I'm just popping out to do a Andy Dufresne...
Andy Dufresne: I'm Free - Shawshank Redemption
ALT: Andy Dufresne: I'm Free - Shawshank Redemption
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August 27, 2026 at 9:35 AM
It's just started absolutely lashing it down with rain here, for the first time in what seems like 87 years or something. I'm just popping out to do a Andy Dufresne...
Sad to hear about Tim Curry passing away. He was always fun to watch in everything he did, even the stuff where he was hamming it up to the max (aka Congo).
August 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Sad to hear about Tim Curry passing away. He was always fun to watch in everything he did, even the stuff where he was hamming it up to the max (aka Congo).
Welcome to the wonderful world of League 1 football, where it takes Sky a whole 7 minutes of the game to realise that they've imagined up a Leyton Orient goal out of thin air on their scoreboard... Thought the EFL were making us start games 1-0 down for a second... #swfc
August 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Welcome to the wonderful world of League 1 football, where it takes Sky a whole 7 minutes of the game to realise that they've imagined up a Leyton Orient goal out of thin air on their scoreboard... Thought the EFL were making us start games 1-0 down for a second... #swfc
EMERGENCY ALERT!
Ballistic missile launches have been detected. You have 4 minutes to find cover before Armageddon.
Also, please don't use disposable BBQs or fireworks because those also might result in some wildfires.
Ballistic missile launches have been detected. You have 4 minutes to find cover before Armageddon.
Also, please don't use disposable BBQs or fireworks because those also might result in some wildfires.
Mitchell and Webb: Remain Indoors Broadcast
ALT: Mitchell and Webb: Remain Indoors Broadcast
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August 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
EMERGENCY ALERT!
Ballistic missile launches have been detected. You have 4 minutes to find cover before Armageddon.
Also, please don't use disposable BBQs or fireworks because those also might result in some wildfires.
Ballistic missile launches have been detected. You have 4 minutes to find cover before Armageddon.
Also, please don't use disposable BBQs or fireworks because those also might result in some wildfires.
I guess Burnham felt a bit uncomfortable by all the criticism about lack of any kind of reaction to the extreme weather we've been having...
August 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I guess Burnham felt a bit uncomfortable by all the criticism about lack of any kind of reaction to the extreme weather we've been having...
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Many years ago, when I first started writing for The Dark Side (Britain's oldest horror mag) we had a bit of a friendly pub quiz rivalry with Empire magazine for a while.
We kept losing though. Until one week we discovered a secret weapon. /1
We kept losing though. Until one week we discovered a secret weapon. /1
that's right, Bruce Campbell www.mensjournal.com/entertainmen...
August 14, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Many years ago, when I first started writing for The Dark Side (Britain's oldest horror mag) we had a bit of a friendly pub quiz rivalry with Empire magazine for a while.
We kept losing though. Until one week we discovered a secret weapon. /1
We kept losing though. Until one week we discovered a secret weapon. /1
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The main thing I've concluded from today's FIFA-related events is that if you're going to present a fait accompli you'd better be damn sure that the fait is indeed accomplied.
July 30, 2026 at 9:29 PM
The main thing I've concluded from today's FIFA-related events is that if you're going to present a fait accompli you'd better be damn sure that the fait is indeed accomplied.
UEFA and CONCACAF both publicly rejecting Infantino's FIFA cash-grab? It's DOA.
His goose is cooked. Resignation incoming soon, if not firing. Maybe he can hold out hope on Trump somehow making him the UN Secretary General? 🤣
His goose is cooked. Resignation incoming soon, if not firing. Maybe he can hold out hope on Trump somehow making him the UN Secretary General? 🤣
July 30, 2026 at 7:35 PM
UEFA and CONCACAF both publicly rejecting Infantino's FIFA cash-grab? It's DOA.
His goose is cooked. Resignation incoming soon, if not firing. Maybe he can hold out hope on Trump somehow making him the UN Secretary General? 🤣
His goose is cooked. Resignation incoming soon, if not firing. Maybe he can hold out hope on Trump somehow making him the UN Secretary General? 🤣
Looks like the systemic corruption of Donald Trump and everyone in his orbit has killed the World Cup right before the 100th anniversary of the competition.
July 30, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Looks like the systemic corruption of Donald Trump and everyone in his orbit has killed the World Cup right before the 100th anniversary of the competition.
Just spent 45 minutes dreaming about suffering increasingly debilitative physical and mental effects of sleep deprivation (until it woke me up) and now I'm wondering if I'm in some fucked up Inception reality.
July 27, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Just spent 45 minutes dreaming about suffering increasingly debilitative physical and mental effects of sleep deprivation (until it woke me up) and now I'm wondering if I'm in some fucked up Inception reality.
Now we've just got to get through a 2 hour Trump rant about Greenland, the 2020 election and the SAVE Act before he steals the trophy from Spain and fucks off back home. #SPAARG
July 19, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Now we've just got to get through a 2 hour Trump rant about Greenland, the 2020 election and the SAVE Act before he steals the trophy from Spain and fucks off back home. #SPAARG
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I’ve never been so happy to see a team that just crushed the French national team score a goal. 🤷
After that match, it’s not so much that I want one team to win; above all, I want the other team to lose, because they are an appalling example of everything that’s wrong with football.
After that match, it’s not so much that I want one team to win; above all, I want the other team to lose, because they are an appalling example of everything that’s wrong with football.
July 19, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I’ve never been so happy to see a team that just crushed the French national team score a goal. 🤷
After that match, it’s not so much that I want one team to win; above all, I want the other team to lose, because they are an appalling example of everything that’s wrong with football.
After that match, it’s not so much that I want one team to win; above all, I want the other team to lose, because they are an appalling example of everything that’s wrong with football.
July 19, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Four challenges, four arms and elbows from Argentinian players into England players. Their game plan is to try and get England players sent off for reacting.
July 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Four challenges, four arms and elbows from Argentinian players into England players. Their game plan is to try and get England players sent off for reacting.
It's so damn hot in here I feel I should be trying to throw a ring in the fires of Mount Doom or something.
#heatwave #heatwaveuk
#heatwave #heatwaveuk
July 9, 2026 at 6:20 PM
It's so damn hot in here I feel I should be trying to throw a ring in the fires of Mount Doom or something.
#heatwave #heatwaveuk
#heatwave #heatwaveuk