Oooh, Thinkpad!

Fuckin useless freeloaders who haven't laid eggs is more like it.

What, and I cannot stress this enough, *the fuck* did I just read?

Reminds me of one of those fiber optic flowers from the 90s. Shit, now I kinda want to go buy one on eBay.

Storing a shotgun loaded is just criminally negligent all around. Fuck people are dumb.

Hey it was different when 1997's version of Netflix consisted of 30 VHS tapes in a milk crate.

Yeah we're really excited to be partnering with LokPins to sell some of their designs! My personal favorite:

Ezekiel 25:17

Take some comfort in knowing you could provide her with a painless passing without prolonged suffering. It's impossibly hard to make that call sometimes, but it's also one of the small mercies we can give our pets.

Wait are you running a PVS14 with a COTI *and* a separate thermal on a bridge mount? Awesome.

"Pizzaballa" is the most Italian-ass last name I've ever heard. It's essentially unpronounceable unless you make the pasta people hands. 🤌

Coastussy, even.