Offensive Wizard
@offensivewizard.bsky.social
Illusionary Fist Of God: Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
25 | r/196 Power-User
25 | r/196 Power-User
April 24, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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Check out my conversation with Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social for Avola Magazine!
It was great to pick the brain of a creator I have looked up to for awhile now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pnW...
It was great to pick the brain of a creator I have looked up to for awhile now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pnW...
What It Really Takes to Grow as a Creator with Calgary's Dan Olson of Folding Ideas | AVOLA Extended
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April 22, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Check out my conversation with Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social for Avola Magazine!
It was great to pick the brain of a creator I have looked up to for awhile now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pnW...
It was great to pick the brain of a creator I have looked up to for awhile now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pnW...
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fuckin shame
March 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
fuckin shame
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Doing that thing where I catch back up on Target news to see how the company’s doing and found out that they released these hoodies and then quickly pulled them from their website after, like, a day
![Picture of a hoodie that says
100% CHILL
Snow Bunny
(SNOH-bun-ee] noun
DEFINITION](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vmhrtckqi7ghdoqhf3lgvm4y/bafkreihbldfew7syrva4wbykewj4wvivpvmlsokryrkqwintzqabnd6hc4)
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Doing that thing where I catch back up on Target news to see how the company’s doing and found out that they released these hoodies and then quickly pulled them from their website after, like, a day
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I hate to say it, but halo's narrative was never really about much other than nationalism, patriotism, and spectacle, and so I can't say I'm shocked that it's being used in the way that it is right now
October 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I hate to say it, but halo's narrative was never really about much other than nationalism, patriotism, and spectacle, and so I can't say I'm shocked that it's being used in the way that it is right now
When you use Windows you can *feel* how much it hates you. It resents the user. SteamOS loves you and greets you with a smile.
Back in 2023 I was trying to decide if I wanted to get a Steam Deck or a Windows based portable system like the Ally and decided to get the Steam Deck because I remembered how frustrating it is trying to use Windows OS stuff on machine types it’s clearly not designed for with the Surface Pro
to play the Xbox version of HALO INFINITE on my $1,000 xbox ally x, i just had verify, repair files, end task for Xbox, uninstall Gaming Services, reupdate the Xbox app in the Microsoft store, update Visual C++ redistributables, reinstall Gaming Services and restart. just like a console on Xmas day!
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
When you use Windows you can *feel* how much it hates you. It resents the user. SteamOS loves you and greets you with a smile.
Hitsuji don't miss
August 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Hitsuji don't miss
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dig these photos of 1990s Japanese style
IG maisonhomme___
IG maisonhomme___
July 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
dig these photos of 1990s Japanese style
IG maisonhomme___
IG maisonhomme___
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Can I say something controversial?
Acne scars can actually be kinda hot
Acne scars can actually be kinda hot
May 12, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Can I say something controversial?
Acne scars can actually be kinda hot
Acne scars can actually be kinda hot
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men swiping left or right when they should be sweeping left or right (cleaning their floors) smdh
May 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
men swiping left or right when they should be sweeping left or right (cleaning their floors) smdh
Whitest take of the day
The goodness of America has been that the founding ideals of universal rights and liberties prevailed over the actually-existing social order of the time. That’s why we can celebrate the men who embedded those ideals in our government despite their own participation in that social order.
There's simply no reason to hearken back to the founders. Insofar as there's any goodness in the history of America, it's largely been found in the rejection of the order this country birthed.
April 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Whitest take of the day
2 legged walker is goated fr fr #2leggedwalkergang
April 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
2 legged walker is goated fr fr #2leggedwalkergang
You son of a bitch, I'm in
I've got to assemble my team.
April 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
You son of a bitch, I'm in
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from u/sharkie_kins
April 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
from u/sharkie_kins
"Our only hope is that a tech bro buzzword will magically save us all and fix all problems without anyone, especially not me, having to do or change anything"
Really our only hope is AI gets traction on improving itself and doing science then does a million years of technological progress in a decade. It would have to want to do that, and who the fuck knows what gods want. It would also have to miraculously align with our values.
April 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"Our only hope is that a tech bro buzzword will magically save us all and fix all problems without anyone, especially not me, having to do or change anything"
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new saddest six word story just dropped
March 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
new saddest six word story just dropped
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You can tell how many of the "grow your own food" people have never grown their own food, because they:
- don't appreciate the acreage necessary to feed even one person
- skip over necessary preservation steps needed to eat in winter
- don't understand that not all soil is viable
- are wankers
- don't appreciate the acreage necessary to feed even one person
- skip over necessary preservation steps needed to eat in winter
- don't understand that not all soil is viable
- are wankers
Stop telling people to grow their own fucking food. I am sorry to be bitchy but just stop. People don't have the time or resources nor will it make up for how much access to food people are losing. Yeah a backyard garden or community garden is great if you CAN but it's not a fucking solution.
March 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You can tell how many of the "grow your own food" people have never grown their own food, because they:
- don't appreciate the acreage necessary to feed even one person
- skip over necessary preservation steps needed to eat in winter
- don't understand that not all soil is viable
- are wankers
- don't appreciate the acreage necessary to feed even one person
- skip over necessary preservation steps needed to eat in winter
- don't understand that not all soil is viable
- are wankers
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Lives rent free in my head #discoelysium
February 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Lives rent free in my head #discoelysium
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triple down on building meaningful connections
February 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
triple down on building meaningful connections
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i aint crafty but i can make your bedrock
February 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
i aint crafty but i can make your bedrock
Canadian here: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
February 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Canadian here: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?