Charles Flitcraft
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Charles Flitcraft
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How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.

he/him. York, UK.

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I went in utterly unprepared, which I think probably helps. I only picked it up because I'd just read The Sisters Brothers and wanted more by him. Fair to say it was a bit of a shock. But what a book.
September 28, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Despite number 6 I'm going in. Oh God I love this book! I keep recommending it, only to have people look up the synopsis and go 'nuh uh, not for me, thank you very much'. Sad times.
September 28, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Yes. Would love to see announcements here
September 28, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Did they have 24 bits all those years ago? 😉
September 27, 2026 at 8:54 PM
My ears aren't that good anymore 🙂
September 27, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Last week it was poundland ninja, this week incompetent pirate. He’s like a really shit Mr Ben.
September 23, 2026 at 7:26 AM
I miss 30 Rock
September 23, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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It says they’ve told the author, but did they tell Walliams as well?
September 18, 2026 at 9:28 AM
I mean. It's fascinating. But also... WTF?!
September 16, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Private equity and the planning system. Fix them both and you've fixed Broken Britain.
September 14, 2026 at 12:38 PM
That and an ancient copy of Bradford's. I think the 'sickly' would have defeated me though, regardless of the tools at my disposal.

I only took up cryptics a few years ago, and can usually complete a couple of Guardians a week now, so progress is being made, however slow :)
September 14, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Aha! Azed is a bit above my pay grade still, sadly (as indeed FLACATE most definitely is. I guess if had all the crossers, maybe?)
September 14, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I know, right?! And then the 3 of them standing there explaining in excruciating detail this amazing sequence of coincidences, that just *has* to be true, with all three "yes-anding" the hell out of each other. I was open mouthed, though not in the way the writers hoped, I would imagine 😂
September 14, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Which crossword do you do? The clues you post are always a step above the Guardian (which, tbf, I often find challenging enough)
September 14, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Ep7 of the current season is insane. Such an exposition dump. And such exposition!
September 14, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Very much! I'm doing a remote MA and this was one of my residential weeks, so had a blast 🙂
September 12, 2026 at 8:18 AM