Chloe
@offmychestpass.bsky.social
#Timberwolves #NBA | craft enthusiast | the takes are hot and dumb like me 🐺💪🏽❤️🔥
I get offended when people equate their cross stitch to my needlepoint. Like yours is juvenile? Mine is luxe??? Sorry I’m cross stitches biggest hater!!!!
July 16, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I get offended when people equate their cross stitch to my needlepoint. Like yours is juvenile? Mine is luxe??? Sorry I’m cross stitches biggest hater!!!!
If you’re like me and miss tanning, I highly recommend this stuff (combined with a real sunscreen bc skin cancer). Makes you instantly feel tan (it has pigment in it-so wouldn’t wear with anything you’d be worried about staining).
July 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
If you’re like me and miss tanning, I highly recommend this stuff (combined with a real sunscreen bc skin cancer). Makes you instantly feel tan (it has pigment in it-so wouldn’t wear with anything you’d be worried about staining).
Anyone else feel like noon should be 12 am not 12 pm?
April 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Anyone else feel like noon should be 12 am not 12 pm?
I was in a random gas station that had so many candy options I’d never tried or even heard of before. I’m most blown away by what m&m is doing rn!!!!
March 23, 2026 at 12:27 PM
I was in a random gas station that had so many candy options I’d never tried or even heard of before. I’m most blown away by what m&m is doing rn!!!!
So we switched to Hulu tv when YouTube TV lost espn last fall and wowwwwwwww I have nothing but bad things to say about it. Hulu is a nightmare live tv experience in comparison.
March 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
So we switched to Hulu tv when YouTube TV lost espn last fall and wowwwwwwww I have nothing but bad things to say about it. Hulu is a nightmare live tv experience in comparison.
I’m trying to get my 72 yo mom to make a March madness bracket this year. What are the feel good stories this year that I can send to her to get her invested?
March 18, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I’m trying to get my 72 yo mom to make a March madness bracket this year. What are the feel good stories this year that I can send to her to get her invested?
I’m thrilled Marty Supreme won jack shit.
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I’m thrilled Marty Supreme won jack shit.
Who at Hulu thought we wanted screen time for these loser husbands?????? Fast forwarding through the entire first episode rn 🤢
March 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Who at Hulu thought we wanted screen time for these loser husbands?????? Fast forwarding through the entire first episode rn 🤢
Is all of the Michigan team over 7 foot? Jeez they look huge against Wisconsin.
March 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Is all of the Michigan team over 7 foot? Jeez they look huge against Wisconsin.
Blessing Jolie is something special!!!! Obsessed with her debut album!
March 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Blessing Jolie is something special!!!! Obsessed with her debut album!
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Absolutely cannot stand this guy getting a single open shot on us lol
March 14, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Absolutely cannot stand this guy getting a single open shot on us lol
Thank god S3 of The Night Agent was so much better than S2. I stg if they try and bring weirdo rose back again after this I’m gonna be so annoyed.
March 10, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Thank god S3 of The Night Agent was so much better than S2. I stg if they try and bring weirdo rose back again after this I’m gonna be so annoyed.
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People who know grammar and how to write used em dashes before chat gpt!!!!!!!!
March 5, 2026 at 12:40 PM
People who know grammar and how to write used em dashes before chat gpt!!!!!!!!
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I have curly hair and my sister does not. My niece has my same hair. I gave her a tip that has helped her a ton bc whenever they try to style my nieces hair she screams but I can walk up and play with her hair no problem!
February 27, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I have curly hair and my sister does not. My niece has my same hair. I gave her a tip that has helped her a ton bc whenever they try to style my nieces hair she screams but I can walk up and play with her hair no problem!
I’ve perfected my kotleti recipe!!!! I use ground turkey and a lot of puréed onion for juiciness. And obviously vegeta seasoning. I like both the classic patty shape and less traditional meatball shape! Could eat a thousand ngl.
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I’ve perfected my kotleti recipe!!!! I use ground turkey and a lot of puréed onion for juiciness. And obviously vegeta seasoning. I like both the classic patty shape and less traditional meatball shape! Could eat a thousand ngl.
Do any of you lovely people have twins season tickets and have a Noah Kahan presale code???? Pretty please!!!!!!
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Do any of you lovely people have twins season tickets and have a Noah Kahan presale code???? Pretty please!!!!!!
I’m so glad I pushed through the first 3 episodes of slow horses bc damn this show is so awesome! But those first few were a drag ngl.
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I’m so glad I pushed through the first 3 episodes of slow horses bc damn this show is so awesome! But those first few were a drag ngl.
The more time that passes since I saw Marty Supreme, the lower my rating gets.
January 4, 2026 at 5:29 AM
The more time that passes since I saw Marty Supreme, the lower my rating gets.
Back on my beading bullshit. I may need to make a little beaded cigarette ornament too 🤣
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Back on my beading bullshit. I may need to make a little beaded cigarette ornament too 🤣
I’m always confused by people who eat thanksgiving at lunch time. It’s called thanksgiving DINNER right????
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I’m always confused by people who eat thanksgiving at lunch time. It’s called thanksgiving DINNER right????
Objectively a homemade cream sauce is always tastier than anything canned but when it comes to green bean casserole, no one has ever been able to nail the flavor you get from cream of mushroom soup!!!! that’s why I do a homemade cream sauce and still mix in a can of the OG stuff! You need it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Objectively a homemade cream sauce is always tastier than anything canned but when it comes to green bean casserole, no one has ever been able to nail the flavor you get from cream of mushroom soup!!!! that’s why I do a homemade cream sauce and still mix in a can of the OG stuff! You need it.
Yes I will be making tini’s viral Mac and cheese but not until after thanksgiving because I don’t want to share it with anyone else!
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Yes I will be making tini’s viral Mac and cheese but not until after thanksgiving because I don’t want to share it with anyone else!
I need good 1 year old gift idea recommendations for my chunky nephew! His bday is the 27th so I actually need two good ideas 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I need good 1 year old gift idea recommendations for my chunky nephew! His bday is the 27th so I actually need two good ideas 🤣