Every time I eat near my laptop I think of this possibility and reconsider my choices

Huge if true

The WHAT

One of mine has recently chosen “knock everything out of one specific square in this old cube shelf and sleep there” and I love that a little less, but still hilarious and cute.

Hahahaha I am just so paranoid when someone I don’t know is working on it

Ah damn they got like three dudes behind my tire rn. What’s going on

I read the Tim Curry news and said “it comes in threes, who’s next” and my coworker said “Mitch McConnell was the first we just haven’t been told yet” 💀

Thanks 🫶🏼 I should be ok!! I’m well outside the evac area