spagoochie
@ogsweaty.bsky.social
i may be a nobody here but at least i was also a nobody on twitter
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I'm sorry I must
September 15, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I'm sorry I must
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![[Picture of Scott Cawthon and the watermark for ".cactus.juice"]
Stop using Anti-Hustle Language:
Bad: I'm gay | Good: I like other alpha males
Bad: I'm trans | Good: I am exploring new gender opportunities
Bad: I'm poor | Good: I'm a hustler in progress
Bad: I'm unemployed | Good: I'm between empires
Bad: I got fired | Good: I was released into the market
Bad: I don't know | Good: That data is not yet monetized
Bad: I'm crying | Good: I am hydrating my face](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n2ptcjt3iwwdwfngvmghsk56/bafkreicr6mrbkb5dermpyzjd4ovcuxktkkagq5dayzc5tqorxr6lsptp5y)
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Everybody still arguing about the spreadsheet thing... it's time to spread sheets out on your bed and catch some Zs folks.
August 21, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Everybody still arguing about the spreadsheet thing... it's time to spread sheets out on your bed and catch some Zs folks.
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chubbing my wumba
August 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
chubbing my wumba
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which ocean is best for driving your car into
August 9, 2026 at 5:13 AM
which ocean is best for driving your car into
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Let’s be clear, there is a literal convicted criminal in the bulldozed White House currently committing fraud, war crimes, money laundering, espionage, treason, sedition and more, but trash like bathroom rug head Rand Paul want Dr. Anthony Fauci jailed for saving lives. Truly depraved.
August 9, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Let’s be clear, there is a literal convicted criminal in the bulldozed White House currently committing fraud, war crimes, money laundering, espionage, treason, sedition and more, but trash like bathroom rug head Rand Paul want Dr. Anthony Fauci jailed for saving lives. Truly depraved.
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Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
July 29, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
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Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick
July 27, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick
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bitches love seeing a post that says “bitches love (random thing)” and saying it’s me, i’m bitches
it’s me, i’m bitches
it’s me, i’m bitches
July 24, 2026 at 12:16 PM
bitches love seeing a post that says “bitches love (random thing)” and saying it’s me, i’m bitches
it’s me, i’m bitches
it’s me, i’m bitches
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July 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Good morning and happy Wednesday to everyone. Sure, white trashionalism took a well deserved hit yesterday, but it's worth repeating repeatedly: Trump raped a 13-year old child. It’s on record.
July 1, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Good morning and happy Wednesday to everyone. Sure, white trashionalism took a well deserved hit yesterday, but it's worth repeating repeatedly: Trump raped a 13-year old child. It’s on record.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier
national guard deployed to keep people from touching the reflecting pool
June 20, 2026 at 6:48 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier
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Conservative discovers ignorance is bliss
June 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Conservative discovers ignorance is bliss
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Am I “unc?” I don’t know, is it “unc” to relish a sunset? Is it “unc” to see the world renewed in the peal of a child’s laughter? To stand still in the ebb of a river of time and grin at the rushing parr with the wisdom of eternity? To rhyme a wilting flower with the universe? Is that “unc?”
June 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Am I “unc?” I don’t know, is it “unc” to relish a sunset? Is it “unc” to see the world renewed in the peal of a child’s laughter? To stand still in the ebb of a river of time and grin at the rushing parr with the wisdom of eternity? To rhyme a wilting flower with the universe? Is that “unc?”
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after a long day of correcting people on bluesky I like to lay down and jack off until I sad cum into my belly button
June 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
after a long day of correcting people on bluesky I like to lay down and jack off until I sad cum into my belly button
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like oil and water, drinking and driving do not mix. you need an emulsifier, like also being high
May 30, 2026 at 8:00 AM
like oil and water, drinking and driving do not mix. you need an emulsifier, like also being high
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This opinion is soon going to be recognized universally: Trump is the most notorious criminal in modern history. Not since Hitler has any leader of a country plundered, pillaged, and personally enriched himself so obscenely, while giving ZERO fucks to the rule of law.
May 30, 2026 at 3:55 AM
This opinion is soon going to be recognized universally: Trump is the most notorious criminal in modern history. Not since Hitler has any leader of a country plundered, pillaged, and personally enriched himself so obscenely, while giving ZERO fucks to the rule of law.
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they bring the wife from Up back to life to reunite her with Carl and immediately shoot her in the head
Longtime Woody actor Tom Hanks has said Toy Story 5 has "one of the most heartbreaking scenes" the Pixar movie franchise has seen in its 30-year history. https://bit.ly/4u0S4jb
May 30, 2026 at 1:13 AM
they bring the wife from Up back to life to reunite her with Carl and immediately shoot her in the head
y’all mind if i wax poetic for a bit
May 28, 2026 at 10:02 PM
y’all mind if i wax poetic for a bit
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Wow. Worst neighbor, ever!
May 26, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Wow. Worst neighbor, ever!