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Annuh
@ohaniceking.bsky.social
· Aug 1
Honestly, I'm nobody doing nothing, and that's the way I like it
God damn this is a really bad movie
Jaws sucks
I'm sorry, did the dog die IMMEDIATELY? This movie can fuck itself
September 16, 2026 at 5:15 AM
God damn this is a really bad movie
If you are a gnarled old fisherman with gruesome war stories and blue eyes, who sings the same one shanty every time you have a thought that reminds you of the sea, then call @regretagarbo.rip for a good time
September 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
If you are a gnarled old fisherman with gruesome war stories and blue eyes, who sings the same one shanty every time you have a thought that reminds you of the sea, then call @regretagarbo.rip for a good time
Jaws got a twinkly ass soundtrack, that da Dun ain't shit
Jaws sucks
I'm sorry, did the dog die IMMEDIATELY? This movie can fuck itself
September 16, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Jaws got a twinkly ass soundtrack, that da Dun ain't shit
My husband left Kerbal running in the background and so I ran Merlin bird ID and it turns out it's just a fucken house sparrow soundtrack
September 16, 2026 at 4:15 AM
My husband left Kerbal running in the background and so I ran Merlin bird ID and it turns out it's just a fucken house sparrow soundtrack
Sign the damn paper Larry
Jaws sucks
I'm sorry, did the dog die IMMEDIATELY? This movie can fuck itself
September 16, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Sign the damn paper Larry
Jaws sucks
I'm sorry, did the dog die IMMEDIATELY? This movie can fuck itself
September 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Jaws sucks
I am being made to watch Jaws. Do I care? Not as of yet
September 16, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I am being made to watch Jaws. Do I care? Not as of yet
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the night shift / the morning shift
September 13, 2026 at 4:17 PM
the night shift / the morning shift
Stolen valor, she doesnt even work here
this is what 9/11 looks like in the world of restaurant prep. (read alt text)
September 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Stolen valor, she doesnt even work here
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Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums https://theonion.com/nobel-prize-in-medicine-awarded-to-tums/
September 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums https://theonion.com/nobel-prize-in-medicine-awarded-to-tums/
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finally posting this after having my pds be down for most of the day omfg. i can't believe i got kramer'd into watching this.
August 30, 2026 at 11:45 PM
finally posting this after having my pds be down for most of the day omfg. i can't believe i got kramer'd into watching this.
Trying to reopen my SA case, wish me luck gang
August 27, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Trying to reopen my SA case, wish me luck gang
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WHAT IF
BABY MOFMAN
BABY MOFMAN
August 23, 2026 at 3:08 PM
WHAT IF
BABY MOFMAN
BABY MOFMAN
On my honor
I will try
To serve New York City
By investigating these vicious felonies
As a member of an elite unit
To help people
At all times
And to live by the Girl Scout Law
Dun Dun
I will try
To serve New York City
By investigating these vicious felonies
As a member of an elite unit
To help people
At all times
And to live by the Girl Scout Law
Dun Dun
August 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
On my honor
I will try
To serve New York City
By investigating these vicious felonies
As a member of an elite unit
To help people
At all times
And to live by the Girl Scout Law
Dun Dun
I will try
To serve New York City
By investigating these vicious felonies
As a member of an elite unit
To help people
At all times
And to live by the Girl Scout Law
Dun Dun
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If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
July 29, 2026 at 11:13 PM
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
jimothy sighted in fucking roku city ig
July 22, 2026 at 3:25 AM
jimothy sighted in fucking roku city ig
Got surprised by a HUGE spider in my LAUNDRY, and I had to take a hydroxyzine
July 16, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Got surprised by a HUGE spider in my LAUNDRY, and I had to take a hydroxyzine
Okay but he made teeth and/or claw holes in a freshly printed stack of character sheets
June 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Okay but he made teeth and/or claw holes in a freshly printed stack of character sheets
shimps
can I get a Hell Yeah in the chat
June 6, 2026 at 11:52 PM
shimps
Master and Commander?
I hardly Know her and Know her!
I hardly Know her and Know her!
June 6, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Master and Commander?
I hardly Know her and Know her!
I hardly Know her and Know her!
It is unwatchable
Sphere the movie makes no fucking sense.
May 20, 2026 at 6:05 AM
It is unwatchable
Sphere the movie makes no fucking sense.
May 20, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Sphere the movie makes no fucking sense.