azula’s therapist
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32. chicago. avid watcher of the view. i love Mariah carey and pokemon. married to @migtopia. 🏳️🌈
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okay, trying out blue sky. im gay. i love mariah carey, pokemon, and britney spears. i also really and unironically love the view. anyway, hi.
in an alternative universe, this was the final shot of the first jeepers creepers movie
Mike Myers’ original Cat in the Hat costume from ‘CAT IN THE HAT’ is being auctioned by Propstore.
#CatInTheHat #MikeMyers #Propstore
#CatInTheHat #MikeMyers #Propstore
August 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
in an alternative universe, this was the final shot of the first jeepers creepers movie
me and bestie when we’re cosplaying as mariah carey
July 20, 2026 at 11:36 PM
me and bestie when we’re cosplaying as mariah carey
wonder if he officiated the wedding in basketball shorts
Adam Sandler served as the officiant at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding.
July 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
wonder if he officiated the wedding in basketball shorts
unsure if this is makes me a conspiracy theorist, or maybe it’s just that obvious, but this is obviously a pre calculated move to get good press ahead of her wedding shutting down part of a major city during a holiday weekend right?
donating 30 million dollars to avoid bad press omg tax the rich!!!
donating 30 million dollars to avoid bad press omg tax the rich!!!
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have donated $26 million to charities ahead of their wedding reportedly taking place this week.
The recipients include 9 food banks, 7 educational programs, 3 children’s hospitals and an animal cruelty organisation.
The recipients include 9 food banks, 7 educational programs, 3 children’s hospitals and an animal cruelty organisation.
July 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
unsure if this is makes me a conspiracy theorist, or maybe it’s just that obvious, but this is obviously a pre calculated move to get good press ahead of her wedding shutting down part of a major city during a holiday weekend right?
donating 30 million dollars to avoid bad press omg tax the rich!!!
donating 30 million dollars to avoid bad press omg tax the rich!!!
as someone who finally got their drivers license at 31, the amount of dunkin iced coffees ive purchased since then has probably shortened my life expectancy by a decade
March 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
as someone who finally got their drivers license at 31, the amount of dunkin iced coffees ive purchased since then has probably shortened my life expectancy by a decade
i intentionally keep my mondays and fridays free of meetings whenever i can, and yet ive already had three emergency meetings added to my afternoon!!
March 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
i intentionally keep my mondays and fridays free of meetings whenever i can, and yet ive already had three emergency meetings added to my afternoon!!
girl okay
Timothée Chalamet says Matthew McConaughey left a “huge turd” in his toilet on his final day of ‘Interstellar’ filming:
“In my trailer, I went to the bathroom and there was a huge turd in my toilet. I felt so disrespected. Like, ‘I know I’m not the star of this movie, but who’s coming in here?’”
“In my trailer, I went to the bathroom and there was a huge turd in my toilet. I felt so disrespected. Like, ‘I know I’m not the star of this movie, but who’s coming in here?’”
February 27, 2026 at 6:17 PM
girl okay
it’s a privilege to be apathetic, but every piece of bad news now just gets a simple head nod and a brief 3 second spiral, and then i move on with my day.
not in an way to be dismissive to the horrors of what’s happening, but because if i actually let myself feel what’s happening i think i’d d*e
not in an way to be dismissive to the horrors of what’s happening, but because if i actually let myself feel what’s happening i think i’d d*e
February 26, 2026 at 11:44 PM
it’s a privilege to be apathetic, but every piece of bad news now just gets a simple head nod and a brief 3 second spiral, and then i move on with my day.
not in an way to be dismissive to the horrors of what’s happening, but because if i actually let myself feel what’s happening i think i’d d*e
not in an way to be dismissive to the horrors of what’s happening, but because if i actually let myself feel what’s happening i think i’d d*e
i was at the grocery store after work, and after walking toward the entrance, a man with two children was walking in with me - suddenly, one of the kids was like, “DAD THE BABY!” - the dad literally yelled, “OH SHIT.” then the three of them ran back to the car. 😭
February 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
i was at the grocery store after work, and after walking toward the entrance, a man with two children was walking in with me - suddenly, one of the kids was like, “DAD THE BABY!” - the dad literally yelled, “OH SHIT.” then the three of them ran back to the car. 😭
if lucy liu, with my girl drew, and cameron d and destiny aren’t in it, they can keep it!!
February 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
if lucy liu, with my girl drew, and cameron d and destiny aren’t in it, they can keep it!!
just got an email that the air purifier i bought is getting recalled and should be turned off immediately to prevent possible fires
February 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
just got an email that the air purifier i bought is getting recalled and should be turned off immediately to prevent possible fires
fighting for my life with a chase credit card representative after i accidentally gave him the last four of my bank account number instead of the last four of my social. his actual response when I gave him the wrong SSN:
“who is this?” 😭
“who is this?” 😭
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
fighting for my life with a chase credit card representative after i accidentally gave him the last four of my bank account number instead of the last four of my social. his actual response when I gave him the wrong SSN:
“who is this?” 😭
“who is this?” 😭
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this is what it feels like to let an email sit in your inbox for 3 days before answering, only to get the other persons response 4 minutes later
February 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
this is what it feels like to let an email sit in your inbox for 3 days before answering, only to get the other persons response 4 minutes later
sending bad vibes to anyone suggesting florence pugh - i refuse to watch another movie where i have to pretend she’s a teenager!!
Who is your dream casting for Rapunzel and Flynn in the live-action ‘TANGLED’ movie?
October 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
sending bad vibes to anyone suggesting florence pugh - i refuse to watch another movie where i have to pretend she’s a teenager!!
sorry idc but we absolutely need a broadway caliber singer for mother knows best
Disney’s live-action ‘TANGLED’ movie is resuming early development.
Scarlett Johansson is circling the role of Mother Gothel.
Scarlett Johansson is circling the role of Mother Gothel.
October 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
sorry idc but we absolutely need a broadway caliber singer for mother knows best
the lettuce in a mcchicken, but if it were actually fresh:
October 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
the lettuce in a mcchicken, but if it were actually fresh:
idk i just kinda feel like releasing 900 variants takes away from the artistic integrity of an album being a ~body of work~
Taylor Swift announces acoustic variants of ‘The Life of a Showgirl.’
October 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
idk i just kinda feel like releasing 900 variants takes away from the artistic integrity of an album being a ~body of work~
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Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere
September 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere
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wagon wheel wabussy
September 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
wagon wheel wabussy
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the sw*fties after seeing a single joke on the TL today:
August 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
the sw*fties after seeing a single joke on the TL today: