Dylan Hartnett
@ohmysillylife.bsky.social
Clinical Recruiter. Memories are paintings were not quite finished with -ME
Love 🏋️💪🏈⚾️ 🎭 📓🪄
Love 🏋️💪🏈⚾️ 🎭 📓🪄
That man line up quicker for my stories than a free bread plate.
April 2, 2025 at 8:05 AM
That man line up quicker for my stories than a free bread plate.
He ain't unfollowed me bc I'm hot!!! Get over it!
April 2, 2025 at 8:04 AM
He ain't unfollowed me bc I'm hot!!! Get over it!
Is it too late now to say sorry? Honestly YES sis.
April 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Is it too late now to say sorry? Honestly YES sis.
@npr you should be ashamed for encouraging Ari Shapiro not to attend a pride event. Seriously?!!!!
Get a clue, or lmk if you need help finding one!!
Get a clue, or lmk if you need help finding one!!
March 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
@npr you should be ashamed for encouraging Ari Shapiro not to attend a pride event. Seriously?!!!!
Get a clue, or lmk if you need help finding one!!
Get a clue, or lmk if you need help finding one!!
3 of the most stressful calls of my week all before 10am today. Leave me alone ppl. It's Friday!!!
February 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
3 of the most stressful calls of my week all before 10am today. Leave me alone ppl. It's Friday!!!
Guys who only watch Below Deck are Bisexual
February 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Guys who only watch Below Deck are Bisexual
I feel like if ur on Bluesky you have a brain, you use it , you're probably hot and you're not afraid to be real. Ty 🥹
February 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I feel like if ur on Bluesky you have a brain, you use it , you're probably hot and you're not afraid to be real. Ty 🥹
I shifted friend groups and it was a hella lonely time for like a year and it took a lot of work. But now ya boy honestly has three solid groups of ppl that couldn't be a better fit for me. I wish I could've shown the old me how worth it the change would be. #geateful
February 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I shifted friend groups and it was a hella lonely time for like a year and it took a lot of work. But now ya boy honestly has three solid groups of ppl that couldn't be a better fit for me. I wish I could've shown the old me how worth it the change would be. #geateful
If a man watches Real Housewives that is a green flag
February 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
If a man watches Real Housewives that is a green flag
Told my man I wanted a Reese's and he said they are in the fridge for you. When I tell you......I
February 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Told my man I wanted a Reese's and he said they are in the fridge for you. When I tell you......I
It's actually YOUR time to reign. We're sick of the basic layout of life. Be raw bb you're a star
February 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
It's actually YOUR time to reign. We're sick of the basic layout of life. Be raw bb you're a star
Told yall I was wet
February 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Told yall I was wet
Corner store guy said it is going to rain
February 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Corner store guy said it is going to rain
Did my parents have to apply and pay for 40 CENT lunches? Of course.
Ugly rich ppl need to realize that if you don't feed twink supermodels. Idc WH0 you are. If you voted against feeding ppl....you will get read 📚
Ugly rich ppl need to realize that if you don't feed twink supermodels. Idc WH0 you are. If you voted against feeding ppl....you will get read 📚
February 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Did my parents have to apply and pay for 40 CENT lunches? Of course.
Ugly rich ppl need to realize that if you don't feed twink supermodels. Idc WH0 you are. If you voted against feeding ppl....you will get read 📚
Ugly rich ppl need to realize that if you don't feed twink supermodels. Idc WH0 you are. If you voted against feeding ppl....you will get read 📚
Babe don't you dare get ur valentine a valentines theme floral arrangement. Step out the MF box and go bright. It's February!!!!
I would post the flowers I got for my mans but honestly,
I found a local florist with a stringent man who always goes tooo far.
Give men flowers. Go small business 👏🤙🏻🙏🏻
I would post the flowers I got for my mans but honestly,
I found a local florist with a stringent man who always goes tooo far.
Give men flowers. Go small business 👏🤙🏻🙏🏻
February 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Babe don't you dare get ur valentine a valentines theme floral arrangement. Step out the MF box and go bright. It's February!!!!
I would post the flowers I got for my mans but honestly,
I found a local florist with a stringent man who always goes tooo far.
Give men flowers. Go small business 👏🤙🏻🙏🏻
I would post the flowers I got for my mans but honestly,
I found a local florist with a stringent man who always goes tooo far.
Give men flowers. Go small business 👏🤙🏻🙏🏻
I'm that bitch.... in the sense that I'll donate to a GoFundMe, if a friend loses a close family member I think of them for years, I can't stand littering and I volunteer. The bar ain't that high bb
February 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I'm that bitch.... in the sense that I'll donate to a GoFundMe, if a friend loses a close family member I think of them for years, I can't stand littering and I volunteer. The bar ain't that high bb
Missing the gym already lol
February 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Missing the gym already lol
Two more of my friends got the vintage IT bag I'm obsessed with. NO we're not telling you what it is
February 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Two more of my friends got the vintage IT bag I'm obsessed with. NO we're not telling you what it is
I think when someone is a little too into Breaking Bad that's a red flag
February 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I think when someone is a little too into Breaking Bad that's a red flag
That groundhog is like literally a little B*tch
February 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
That groundhog is like literally a little B*tch
Watching Rush Hour 2 at 6am on Sunday. Blessss
I know Jackie Chan is like bad now but I would've ok I would HAVE
I know Jackie Chan is like bad now but I would've ok I would HAVE
February 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Watching Rush Hour 2 at 6am on Sunday. Blessss
I know Jackie Chan is like bad now but I would've ok I would HAVE
I know Jackie Chan is like bad now but I would've ok I would HAVE
I'm still on Facebook and why are they recommending I add every former hookup as a friend?
February 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'm still on Facebook and why are they recommending I add every former hookup as a friend?
Making a hot man get you a Coke Zero is the litmus test of your power
February 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Making a hot man get you a Coke Zero is the litmus test of your power
My Leo sister only dresses her baby daughter in certain colors and pretty much refuses anything with a saying or pattern on it and idk why but it cracks me tf up
February 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My Leo sister only dresses her baby daughter in certain colors and pretty much refuses anything with a saying or pattern on it and idk why but it cracks me tf up
Was watching "Tyler Perry's: Why Did I Get Married" and the men in that movie OMG 🥵
February 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Was watching "Tyler Perry's: Why Did I Get Married" and the men in that movie OMG 🥵