fagioli
@oldbae.bsky.social
Bobby Hill’s spiritual successor. Interests include words and pictures. My love language is long format video essays.
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i must not watch short form video content.
short form video content is the mind killer.
short form video content is the little death that brings total obliteration.
short form video content is the mind killer.
short form video content is the little death that brings total obliteration.
March 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
i must not watch short form video content.
short form video content is the mind killer.
short form video content is the little death that brings total obliteration.
short form video content is the mind killer.
short form video content is the little death that brings total obliteration.
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Call me a raving radical but I literally do not care whether your imperialist massacre of children is “constitutional” or not.
February 28, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Call me a raving radical but I literally do not care whether your imperialist massacre of children is “constitutional” or not.
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We go together like ribs and BBQ sauce.
February 28, 2026 at 10:39 PM
We go together like ribs and BBQ sauce.
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It’d be cool if progressives didn’t point to fat people like “We can all agree this is a public policy failure…”
I don’t agree with the Trump administration on much but Dr. Means, his nominee for Surgeon General, is right when she says we should ban TV ads for junk food.
Obesity is a national crisis and the corporate food industry is largely responsible.
Obesity is a national crisis and the corporate food industry is largely responsible.
February 27, 2026 at 1:05 AM
It’d be cool if progressives didn’t point to fat people like “We can all agree this is a public policy failure…”
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so awesome that we found a way to make podcasts even more annoying by filming them as they're being recorded
February 27, 2026 at 12:21 AM
so awesome that we found a way to make podcasts even more annoying by filming them as they're being recorded
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I love my friends, especially the pretty gay ones
February 27, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I love my friends, especially the pretty gay ones
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if the world doesn't have room for me and my loved ones in it, then the world can burn
February 26, 2026 at 10:51 PM
if the world doesn't have room for me and my loved ones in it, then the world can burn
It’s me I’m gym bitches
gym bitches are always like oh i love being sore actually because im so special and wonderful i set a new record today and then throwing you over their shoulder like a sack of grain if the sack was a beautiful woman who should be carried gently
February 22, 2026 at 1:26 AM
It’s me I’m gym bitches
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life is just doing dishes and laundry until you feel the sweet embrace of death
February 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM
life is just doing dishes and laundry until you feel the sweet embrace of death
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My blob, please, he's very sick
Thank you for this information Bluesky it is both very simple in its language and yet impossible to understand
February 21, 2026 at 7:36 PM
My blob, please, he's very sick
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posting online is the closest thing I now experience to a cigarette break
February 21, 2026 at 6:27 AM
posting online is the closest thing I now experience to a cigarette break
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Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut
February 21, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut
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jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
February 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
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"something's different, i can feel them" - neo waking up after a breast aug
February 21, 2026 at 3:15 AM
"something's different, i can feel them" - neo waking up after a breast aug
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Heated Rivalry (2025)
February 19, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Heated Rivalry (2025)
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(throwing the giant frankenstein switch on the thinking machine I’ve invented and settling down in front of the humming console that allows me to speak directly to the golden mean of humanity’s great, unfiltered Id) wilma flintstone big boobs
February 20, 2026 at 2:07 PM
(throwing the giant frankenstein switch on the thinking machine I’ve invented and settling down in front of the humming console that allows me to speak directly to the golden mean of humanity’s great, unfiltered Id) wilma flintstone big boobs
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researchers: this condition is underdiagnosed
advocacy groups: we'll spread knowledge that it's underdiagnosed
healthcare workers: some of us will use expanded diagnostic criteria now
patients: wow we finally know what's up
tabloids: the condition is mysteriously spreading. this is DANGEROUS.
advocacy groups: we'll spread knowledge that it's underdiagnosed
healthcare workers: some of us will use expanded diagnostic criteria now
patients: wow we finally know what's up
tabloids: the condition is mysteriously spreading. this is DANGEROUS.
February 20, 2026 at 11:11 AM
researchers: this condition is underdiagnosed
advocacy groups: we'll spread knowledge that it's underdiagnosed
healthcare workers: some of us will use expanded diagnostic criteria now
patients: wow we finally know what's up
tabloids: the condition is mysteriously spreading. this is DANGEROUS.
advocacy groups: we'll spread knowledge that it's underdiagnosed
healthcare workers: some of us will use expanded diagnostic criteria now
patients: wow we finally know what's up
tabloids: the condition is mysteriously spreading. this is DANGEROUS.
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men won't even go if you call it turbo therapy
February 20, 2026 at 7:03 AM
men won't even go if you call it turbo therapy
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Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment
February 19, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment
Oh goody The Great and Wonderful Mouse has chained the Pixar animators to their desks for another sequel. Guys another sequel are you so excited for a sequel we’re getting more Toy Story just like we wanted and asked for more sequels make more of the same thing it will sell tickets more sequels more
Official trailer for ‘Toy Story 5’
Releasing in theaters June 19
Releasing in theaters June 19
February 19, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Oh goody The Great and Wonderful Mouse has chained the Pixar animators to their desks for another sequel. Guys another sequel are you so excited for a sequel we’re getting more Toy Story just like we wanted and asked for more sequels make more of the same thing it will sell tickets more sequels more
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letting everyone at the party know that im reading well above my grade level
February 19, 2026 at 1:17 AM
letting everyone at the party know that im reading well above my grade level
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