We’ve managed to sort the issue at pylon B078-S, and the pond is now free from murderous ducks and bloated corpses.

Pylon W039-H no longer causes those who stare directly at it to spontaneously combust.

Pylon D71-P has stopped oozing blood.

Pylon D45-H will no longer glide towards you at an alarming rate the moment your back is turned.

It will still glide towards you, but now at a muuuch slower speed.

Normal gravity has been restored by pylon F104-T

The bellowing of trumpets over pylon I155-W has now ceased.

Thanks to our investigation and subsequent fix, the thousands of crane flies pylon N457-Y attracted are now docile, and will no longer attempt to swarm into your ears, nose or mouth.

Pylon I888-R no longer stretches into infinity.

If you wear braces, we ask that you stay away from pylon T333-F until it’s been assessed.

After investigating pylon E307-M, it was found to have not grown flesh, but was instead covered in a mass of undulating worms. The issue has been fixed, and the pylon is now worm free.

Pylon L336-S has been contained, and all limbs are now back with their respective owners.

The early morning screams of despair from pylon S79-J have been dealt with, so local residents can once again get a good night's sleep 🌙

Walking beneath pylon I65-G no longer transports you to the hadal zone.

We are the ominous pylon society!

We keep track of all the ominous pylons around the country to make sure they're behaving themselves.

If you come across any pylons acting suspiciously, please contact us immediately, thank you!