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Preorders increased by 1,700% after the poker community discovered the multitasking features behind the dual screen.

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#poker #iphone #iphoneduo #satire
September 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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One player successfully appealed calls on the flop, turn, and river, claiming a cat had walked across the keyboard.

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#poker #onlinepoker #satire
September 11, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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"Once you get past the first 10 or 12 steps to where players respect your raises, it gets a lot easier."

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#poker #satire
September 4, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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"I've been in poker for 25 years and I've never seen bankroll management like this."

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#poker #wsop #satire
September 1, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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“It’s going to be difficult, but some things are bigger than poker.”

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#poker #dollyparton #satire
August 29, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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He missed three weeks of play in 2016 to protest the end of Supernova Elite status.

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#poker #pokerstars #satire
August 27, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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"When there is no river, nobody gets rivered."

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#poker #satire
August 26, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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Determining a winner will take eight days of live television, one elimination per broadcast.

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#poker #wsop #satire
August 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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"I was saving my first 'one time' for the World Series Main Event."

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#poker #wsop #satire
August 21, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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"I've stopped asking what 'one more orbit' means," his wife said.

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#poker #funny #satire
August 18, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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"One of the worst days of my life."

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#poker #funny #satire
August 17, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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"I know how much is 5/13 by heart. My high school teacher always told us we won't have a calculator all the time."

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#poker #funny #satire
August 17, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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"No support hamsters, no support turtles, no support snakes, and most definitely, no support cats."

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#poker #wsop #satire #pets
August 16, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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"Obviously, I don't want to go unprepared."

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#poker #satire
August 16, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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"Preliminary data suggests players spend only 41% of tournament time sitting."

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#poker #funny
August 16, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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"The tournament was held in America. We're not sure what's confusing about this."

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#poker
August 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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"If it's Tuesday pasta night, I'm calling with pocket eights."

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#poker
August 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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A player who has just moved all-in will have to wait out the break with their tournament life undecided.

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#poker
August 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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"I just say 'nice hand' and sit there angry for 20 minutes. This is much healthier."

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#poker
August 14, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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"All-in brought to you by King Kebab."

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#poker
August 14, 2026 at 11:54 AM